Bella who is a greasy homeless man, and robert pattinson were having sex. Robert's hair was really greasy like always, and edward was brooding, because he's a vampire and was hungry for blood. Bella swan's blood to be exact.

Bella had an orgasm, and they went to sleep. when They woke up, Bella gave edward a blowjob because she wanted him to feel good, and because they couldn't have sex or he would eat her.

Edward, who Bella called Ed said, "Hey bella, we should have sex, I'm so horny right now." but bella looked at him and bit her lip, and touched her hair and said, "no, if we have sex then you'll eat me for sure this time! you'r a vampire, don't you remember?"

Ed said, "oh yeah, I almost forgot!"

Bella got dressed, in front of edward, because they already had sex so he has seen her naked before, and put on her clothes. Ed watched and because he was a vampire, he didn't have to wear clothes.

So bella went to school, and ed came with. And he wore an umbrella on his head because vampires can't be in the sun or else they sparkle. Bella is cool with that, but she wishes her boyfriend wasn't so sparkly.

Then jacob Black came up with no shirt. And he came right up to bella, and Ed walked into the school. But first he kissed bella on the cheek and said "I'll see you inside." and winked.

Jacob: "hey Bella, I saw you coming to school today." and she said, "Yeah, I did go to school today."

It was the end of school. And Edward came outside and started walking towards Bella and Jacob black. Ed was very mad, because they were flirting and jacob Black was touching Kristen's arm and they were making out.

Ed was very mad and so he went over and killed jacob black.

He pulled out a sword and stabbed it into jacob black's face, and Jacob Black screamed, but then Ed remembered that stabbing a sword through a vampire would make it even stronger!! But it was too late because Jacob Black already became stronger and pulled the sword right out!

And edward was really scared and ran away, but jacob black was a werewolf so he ran after him, but he had a sword. So he took the sword and jacob Black stabbed the sword into Edward cullen as he ran away, and edward fell to the ground.

Bella was very sad because of this!! she ran towards edwar and kissed his stabbed face, her face became covered with blood and it tasted like nickels.

"Noooooo!!!! she cried, but then Jacob black came over and made out with her, and then they slowly undressed each other in the field.

Bella took off Jacob black's pants and then went down on her knees and started to give him a blowjob and then Jacob black cummed. so then Jacob Black took off all of Bella's clothes and so they were both naked. They laid down on the grass, and jacob started to rub Bella's vagina.

Bella had a really awesome orgasm, and she made the grass all wet because her flowing juices started to flow out of her vagina. and Jacob Black was really turned on by this so he climbed on top of her and started to put his penis in her super wet vagina and then he started to have sex with her.

and they both orgasmed together, and Jacob Black's sperm shot all over bella's body so much that you couldn't see her skin anymore, just a pile of white gooey cum.

Bella licked it all up as Jacob black fell asleep in the field, and she kissed him goodbye, then went home.

What will happen now that edward is dead? Will bella and jacob Black be able to stay together forever? find out next time!!