The pink bunny stared at me with eager eyes. They bored into my skull, and I felt pathetic against this overly happy bunny. Usu...chan...?
It cocked it's head to the side. It was...curious...maybe...? It's face was still frozen in that...devious grin. I stood there, and suddenly realized...I was...my teddy bear. This was...strange.......
The bunny had a towel on, and apparently I did too, as I looked down to examine my now fuzzy and chubby body.
It removed the towel.....oh God....it wanted to have...sex with........me?
I opened my eyes, practically launching out of bed. That's what you get when you take candy from the Hitachiins.....