AN: well i was sick and i was reading fairy tales and this is what came out of it
Once apon a time there were 3 little piggys Sasuke, Itachi and Tobi.
One little piggy lived in a squeaky clean appartment in downtown konahana (Sasuke).
One little piggy lived in a cave with cable tv (Itachi ... wait how come he gets cable!).
And one little piggy lived in the Uchiha mansion with a hot tub (Tobi ... WTF).
Little piggy Tobi warned his cosins that 3 big bad wolfs would come to get them but Itachi and Sasuke didn't want to live with an anoying idiot that was hotter than them.
One day a big bad blonde wolf with spiky hair (aka: Naruto) and an IQ lower than Tobi's (definately Naruto) decided to go eat the pink pig ,Sakura's boy friend Sasuke, cause he already ate her (I HATE SAKURA ... what she sux).
So he knocked of the frount door and waited for him to anser and when he did and he told him he was going to eat him Sasuke said "Fuck you" to that the wolf just looked him up and down and said "Ya know what i think i will" and tryed to rape the pig but insted ended up having steamy hawt but smex with him and ended up being the uke and Sasukes new bitch. Oh and he stoped eating ramen and became a vegitarian and yes Naruto did wear a coller but he wasn't lead around on a leash that was used for outher things.
The next day after Sasuke showed Itachi his new bitch, a blue wolf with gills (Kisame i mean who else has gills?) came to visit Itachi and asked politely if he could eat him, Itachi said no and offerd him some sake and the two got drunk, fucked like bunnies and went to Las Veagas where they won a fortune that they got a purple fire breathing dragon to gard. And somehow they had two unicorn children called Charlie and Nine-Nine.
The day after Itachi got pregnate with is third child (WTF) a blonde wolf with long bangs and a obsession with explosions (Deidara) blew up the frount door af the Uchiha mansion only to be greeted by a drop dead sexy image of Tobi with no mask and ony wearing a towl. Now the Uchiha libido is about thirteen times larger than the sun and Tobi being in a towl coverd in small droplets of water seeing the Smexy Deidara with his hair down and only wearing his bordies well let say that when the two were done Tobi was gonna need ten showers to get him clean again. Yep the two had sex, but not just sex, hot tub sex turning the water thick and white.
And everyone (ecsept Sakura) lived happily ever after
AN: well i think i'm gonna make this a thread of crack fairytales review and you get to kill sakura
Sasuke: i thought i ate her
me: shut up that was pig sakura we have like tons of outher stories we could kill her in review