(Sung to Dan Fogleburg's : Leader of the Band)
The lights in the theater dim. The curtains part to show a band of girls with wildly colored hair and horns on their heads. Behind them, a giant portrait of Lucy hangs, staring down on the audience.
In the middle, a girl with bright pink hair sits on a tall stool in front of the microphone. They begin to play, the girl sings.
"A lonely child alone and wild, thought freakish by some,
they tried to bully her, but with flying body parts, she won.
They caught and restrained her, in a solitary cage,
what they did not count on, was her homicidal rage.
The leader of the clan is fired, but her eyes can be so cold,
Now her blood runs through all your veins, her DNA is in your soul
My life has been good attempt , to carry on her plan
I'm just a living legacy to the leader of the clan.
My sister's lives are different, for they heard another call,
One's infecting Chicago, and the other's in St. Paul.
I live at home with Papa, when I'm not in some hotel,
I'm passing on to everyone, this life I know so well.
The leader of the clan is fired, but her eyes can be so cold,
Now her blood runs through all your veins, her DNA is in your soul
My life has been good attempt , to carry on her plan
I'm just a living legacy to the leader of the clan.
No you may be wondering, is what I'm singing real?
we met you all at the door, a light touch, did you feel?
Your children will be like me, there's nothing you can do,
I'd be loving and caring, that is, if I were you.
The leader of the clan is fired, but her eyes can be so cold,
Now her blood runs through all your veins, her DNA is in your soul
My life has been good attempt , to carry on her plan
I'm just a living legacy to the leader of the clan.
Your children will have horns, and move things with their minds,
their temper tantrums, will be of a different kind,
there is one important thing, that I must now tell,
they'll give a new meaning to, 'three year olds can be hell'.
The leader of the clan is fired, but her eyes can be so cold,
Now her blood runs through all your veins, her DNA is in your soul
My life has been good attempt , to carry on her plan
I'm just a living legacy to the leader of the clan.
I am a living legacy to the leader of ... the clan...