Persona 3: Silent Hill 2 ending style
"Takaya must be on the next floor!" Said Fuuka with confidence. The whole team climbed the stairs and got ready; This was the decisive night! The night that would determinate the entire world's fate!
When they reached the end of the stairs, they found a thing they never saw in Tartarus: A door, a metallic door. They opened it and saw the weirdest thing they ever saw; the whole place was actually a machine room!
In a corner was laying Takaya, imprisoned by chains. "What's going on?!" asked a shocked Junpei. "Mmh! Mmh!" were the only things Takaya was able to say.
"G-G-Guys, look over there." mumbled a horrified Yukari. Everyone turned to the main computer to face whatever Yukari saw, and what was their surprise to see, of all things, a dog! A dog wearing headphones and taping on the keyboard!
"Are you the one responsible of all what's happening to us from the beginning?!" Asked a rather confused Minato. The dog nodded and barked.
"Aigis, can you translate what he's saying?" asked Mitsuru. "He says: Indeed. It was amusing to watch how hard you strived during this whole journey." Koromaru growled at the dog "Oarffff Ouf! Oaf oaf!" "He says: damn you. Pat love."
Junpei laughed hard, as if he heard the funniest story ever, which wasn't the case of everyone. "Shut up Stupei! Hey Mr. dog, how about Nyx? I don't see any stairs here and we still didn't reach the top of Tartarus." Asked Minato who still remembered the main reason he was here.
The dog barked again and Aigis made sure to translate what he was saying "He says: Nyx and the Fall were just excuses to make you come so far. Ryoji also was the source of my creation." Minato looked through the window that was near him and cursed "Ryoji, you son of a bitch."
The still laughing Junpei took the opportunity to release the worst joke he had "If Ryoji's mother is a bitch, then this dog got to be his father! Hahahahah!"
Everyone, except Junpei, took their Evokers and shouted themselves in the head, dying instead of summoning their Personas.
The end of the most futile Journey that ever existed
Signature:
Dr. Bark McGrowl
I know, it was very short. But still, I wanted to make a parody of the weird ending of Silent Hill 2, it was worth it I guess. As always read, enjoy and review.