Suezanne: Soooooooooooo....Whaddya wanna do now, Kitty?
Kitty: ....Hmm....I dunno...I wonder if that portal in my shower drain goes somewhere else...Cuz I wanna go to the Naruto world, for my b-day!
Suezanne: Well, let's find out!
Kitty: YAY! ^_^_^_^
Suezanne: I get to go first this time we must think hard on the Naruto world lets do it *pops into portal* weeeeeeeee it still comes out 20 feet above ground *twirling again* common kit the air is great ^_^
Kitty: YAY! *jumps in and tries to twirl, but still somehow ends up on her ass* T.T''' I think I DO have a magnet there...*gets up and just notices she landed on someone* O.O N-Neji-kun...*almost faints, but she stays awake, and just falls on him again*
Neji: .
Suezanne: I think you should get off of him before he dies
Kitty: *gets off and helps him up*
Suezanne: I feel taller do I look taller to you Kit?
Kitty: you do but that's because you are standing on someone
Suezanne: looks down and notices she standing on Sasuke's head she jumps off and is next to him* GOMEN NASAI I'm sooo sorry
Kitty: *is now sitting cross-legged on the ground just staring at Sasuke and Neji looking like a little kid who got a lot of candy and presents*
Neji: Just who exactly are you two? Especially you, for landing on me twice! *points to Kitty*
Kitty: I'm...K-K-Kitty. HI NEJI! HI SASUKE! ^_^_^_^_^_^
Suezanne: don't worry Kit doesn't bite I'm Suezanne but you can call me Su for short if you like
Kitty: how come you always land on your feet and don't fall over You even landed perfectly on Sasuke's head and didn't fall over. I always fall on my ass
Suezanne: I told I think you have a magnet there I always land on my feet for three reasons one I do Gymnastics in school and I had a lot of practice landing on my feet after twiling when
I jump off the top of a 4 high two I do fancy jumps on my roof a mistake there and I could die and three this one is uncertain but I think I was a cat in a past life
Sasuke: What's a 4 high?
Suezanne: it's four people standing on top of each others shoulders and I was on the top so that means there was 3 people beneath me
Kitty: =^-^=
Sasuke/Neji: o.O
Sasuke: What exactly is wrong with her?
Kitty: Nothin'! *jumps to her feet* Where're the others, Sasu-kun?
Sasuke: Sasu...kun...-_- Another fangrl.
Kitty: Nope! I'm no fangrl! Though my username's yuyufangrl, but that's beside the point! Besides, I don't like you like that! I like...hmm...two other people! =^-^= Not sure if Suezanne likes neone, though...*looks to Suezanne*
Suezanne: *majorly blushes and pushes her finger together like Hinata* I like someone I'm not going to tell you who but I'll give you a hint it's not Naruto and it's not any sensei
Kitty: Meh, don't worry about telling us right now, if you don't want to. I have two crushes, but one of them's 'evil'. *Quotation signs with her fingers and anime tears*
Sasuke: Evil...Itachi?
Kitty: No. That's my other friend, Hatome, but she's not here. Neways! Why don't you and Neji-kun show us around, Sasu-kun?
Sasuke: If you quit calling me that...
Kitty: But I like that name...
Suezanne: Just let her call you that. That way, she won't start crying.
Sasuke: *sees Kitty's lip quivering* Alright! Sheesh...You can call me that...
Kitty: Yay! :3
Suezanne: *wispering to Sasuke and Neji* She's just a little crazy but don't worry the worst she'll do is give you really weird nickname or just shorten your name.
Sasuke: did she do that to you?
Suezanne: no a different friend started calling me su because Suezanne was too long so I just tell people to call me that now
Sasuke: Ah.
Kitty: C'mon c'mon c'mon! I wanna meet more people!
Neji: Alright. Let's go.
*We follow them for a few minutes*
Naruto: Oi! Sasuke-teme! Today's the day that you're going to lose to me! *Runs up to stand in front of Sasuke*
Sasuke: Go away, dobe. We're busy.
Kitty: Ah! N-Naru-kun! *goes up to him and pokes him then laughs hysterically* Yay! *pokes him again and again*
Suezanne: Kit if you do that too long you might hurt him
Kitty: That never happens Su
Suezanne: *starts mumbling about that one time*
Sasuke: *comes closer trying to hear what she's saying*
Kitty: *stares at Su*
Naruto: Can you quit poking me now...eh...I don't know your name.
Kitty: My name be Kitty! Or Kit. Whichever. I don't care. That's Suezanne over there, Su for short.
Naruto: Well, I'm Uzumaki Naruto, the next Hokage!
Kitty: *smiles* Of course! *nods*
Naruto: Whoa...You believe me?
Kitty: *nods* Yep! Just like I believe in the cheese doodles and Chuck Norris.
Neji: Who's Chuck Norris?
Kitty: The strongest man alive! O.O *glances at Suezanne and Sasuke and sweatdrops*
Suezanne: *is telling Sasuke what happened* she kept poking him harder until he moved to face her to tell her to stop and she accedentally poked his eye sooo hard it started bleeding he had to get a new eye so now one eye is blue the other is green
Sasuke: O.O
Neji: *who happened to be listening* O.O
Kitty: *blushes* That was ONE time! It's not my fault...*starts pouting as she crosses her arms*
Neji: It's...alright, Kitty! C'mon. We can introduce you to more of our friends.
Kitty/Suezanne: *nods and follows Sasuke, Neji, and Naruto*
Sakura/Ino: SASUKE-KUN!
Sasuke/Kitty: Oh great...
Suezanne: *jumps on Kit who falls over* it's so pink *hides behind Naruto*
Sasuke: -_-'
Naruto: =O.O= 'her boobs are touching my back.' *he thought*
Sakura/Ino: hi Sasuke I just happened to be passing by and I saw you *they glare at each other and get into a fight*
Kitty: -.-''' Sasu-kun? Naru-kun? Can I get rid of them, pwease? *puppy eyes*
Sasuke: Go ahead! Be my guest!
Kitty: Yay! C'mon, Suezanne!
Sakura: Waitaminute...How come Sasuke-kun lets you call him a pet name-AGH! *gets sent flying, along with Ino*
Kitty: YAY! High five! *high fives Suezanne*
Sasuke/Neji/Naruto: Thank you...*smiling in relief*
Suezanne: Yay the pink is gone
Sakuke: what's that? *he points to object*
Suezanne: this is my sharpie mini I like wearing it around my neck
Kitty: COOL! I like Sharpies....They smell funny and make your head hurt! .
Suezanne: You're not supposed to smell them...
Kitty: I don't mean too...
Kakashi: *suddenly appears* Whoa. Hi girls. Anyways, we have an infiltration in our village!
Sasuke: Really? Who?
Mysterious Voice: Us.
*Everyone turns*
Kitty: *screams* THE EYEBROWLESS ZABUZA! *hides behind Neji* But also the kind, looks like a girl but is a guy, sweet Haku! *glances at Suezanne with a slight smirk*
Zabuza: That's right. We're here to see what the hullabaloo is about two random girls appearing out of the sky.
Kitty/Suezanne: *looking around*
Kitty: Oh! You mean us!
Suezanne: ^_^' I don't think anyone else can just appear out of the sky *whispers to Kit* and he doesn't look that much like a girl *turns to them* Hi Haku *blushes* =^_^=
Haku: Hello um
Suezanne: Suezanne but you can call me Su for short =^_^=
Haku: you have a lovely name Su
Suezanne: ====~_~==== *fainted from having too much blood rush to her head
Kitty: Su, SU are you ok?
Haku: *kneels next to Suezanne to see if she's alright*
Suezanne: *opens her eyes to see Haku kneeling over her passes out again*
Kitty: -.-''' We're in the middle of a crisis...And SHE passes out...*eye twitches* I'm sorry I have to do this...You might wanna back up, Haku-kun.
Haku: *nods in confusion and backs up*
Kitty: *takes deep breath* HEY SU! WAKE UP! HAKU'S ABOUT TO DIE IF YOU DON'T HELP HIM!
Suezanne: *jolts up* WTF! *looks at Haku* Kit if you ever do that again I'm going to kill you not really but you get my point *mumbles* I can't believe one of my friends would use my crush against me T.T *stops mumbling not noticing that Haku heard her*
Kitty: well I didn't want you to keep passing out
Suezanne: It was still mean
Kitty: Meh...Sorry, Su, but it was the only thing I could think of...*leans and whispers in her ear* UNLESS you WANT to be unconscious while Haku-kun is here?
Suezanne: No!
Kitty: Theeeen I did the right thing! *gets to her feet and walks over to Neji, striking up a conversation, leaving Suezanne alone with Haku and Zabuza forgotten*
Suezanne: are you blushing Haku or are you not feeling well? cause you look flushed
Haku: I'm fine
Kitty: *Calls over* Why don't you doctor him, Su? *smirks slightly and turns to Neji*
Neji: Aren't you being mean to them?
Kitty: Nope! If given the chance, she'll be really quiet and shy, so you have to kinda push her to talk to her crush. *shrugs and smiles*
Suezanne: While YOU have no problem, eh?
Kitty: Nope! I just act like a fangirl to a limit! ^-^
Suezanne: I didn't think you had a limit
Kitty: how mean Su of couse I have a limit you are just too shy
Suezanne: 'there is no point in arguing with her' *she thinks8
Haku: It's a nice day would you like to walk with me Su?
Suezanne: =O.O= s-sure *they go*
Zabuza: now what am I supposed to do
~Still With Kitty~
Kitty: o.O Uhmm...Go kill Kisame or something? I dunno...Oh! Hmm...*glances around slyly*
Neji: What?
Kitty: I dunno...*eye twitches* Wanna show me around some more, Neji-kun? Sasu-kun?
Sasuke: What about Suezanne, though?
Kitty: She'll be able to find us...Especially if Haku-kun's with her...*leans in and whispers* I REALLY don't want to stay near Eyebrowless Adult. *jerks her head to Zabuza*
Naruto: Alright! Why don't we go to Ichiraku to get some ramen!
Neji/Sasuke: *groans*
Kitty: Sure!
~with Suezanne~
Suezanne: Wow the animals really like you Haku
Haku: They're comming up to you as well Su
Suezanne: *plays with animals while daydreaming about Haku*
~with Kitty again~
Kitty: this is soo good *she downs her 50th bowl of ramen*
Sasuke/Neji/Naruto: OoO''
Kitty: What? I was hungry...-///-
Neji: You still have ramen hanging out of your mouth...
Kitty: Hm? Oops! ^0^
*But then there's major blushage on Kitty's part as Neji leans in and 'kisses' her before pulling away*
Neji: *wide smirk*
Naruto/Sasuke: O-O
Kitty: O///O
Suezanne: *just got back from the forest with Haku they are holding hands* =^_^= *she did see Neji 'kiss' Kitty but she's too happy to care*
Haku: *Holding Su's hand* =^_^=
Kitty: *eyes dart from Su to Haku* Hmmm *She walks up to Haku and whispers* Treat her right
Haku: *blushes and whispers back* I will...
Kitty: NEWAYS!
*everyone's totally startled now*
Kitty: What to do...What to do...I mean, I love all you guys, but I'm going insane from NOT being insane! *claps hands together and looks to Su*
Suezanne: I agree! *smiles at Haku before letting go of his hand and walking over to Kitty* So what do you suggest?
Kitty: *eye twitches as she smiles insanely, going into her pocket*
Suezanne: *gasp* Don't tell me!
Kitty: YES! *brings out what she was going for* SUGAR!
Suezanne: *turns to Haku* I sugest you watch from a distance of at least 5 feet it's funny but sort of crazy oh and I cannot be held responsible for any actions I make while surgar High in the words of Kit sugar is like crack but legle ^_^
Haku: *Moves about 6 feet away* I wonder what she meant?
Suezanne: did you bring your tea again Kit cause if you didn't I have water in my bag
Kitty: I did bring tea...But sugarwater is BETTER! Yay!
Suezanne: *hands Kitty a bottle of water before adding about half the bag into her bottle*
Kitty: *adds the other half*
Naruto: You're insane! You're gonna be...what's the word...
Sasuke: Diabetic?
Naruto: Yeah!
Suezanne: Oh, don't worry! We do this all the time! *smiles before beginning to down her sugarwater*
Kitty: Yayness! *follows suit*
Suezanne: and I happen to be hypoglicemic if you don't no what that is it's like the oppisite of diabetic I go it from my mother ^o^ ah the sugar it's taking affect *dissapears*
Haku: Where'd she go? *turns to Kitty, but finds that she's gone, too*
Neji: Oh, c'mon! We're ninja, so we should be able to see them...*Looking for Kitty and Suezanne*
Kitty: Notwhenwe'reonsugar! *runs by Neji and the others and then back by them again in two seconds*
Neji: O.O Uhh...WTF?
Kitty: *suddenly appears, because she stopped running* *suspicious eyes* Whereisshe....Oh,HINEJI! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^
All: OO *edges away slowly a few feet*
Kitty: *is suddenly tackled by Suezanne* HOLYCRAP!
Suezanne: Ilovesugar *goes over to Haku and is holding one of his senbon .0000002 seconds have pasts* shinnypoityyay *plays with senbon while Haku tries to stop her from hurting herself or anyone else*
Haku: How can they move this fast and speak this fast
Suezanne: it'sbecausewe'renintypercentwaterandtenpercentsugarrightnowbutitwearsofthoughitwon'thappenforawhile
Kitty: YAY! *is running around Neji with one of his shuriken and kunai*
Neji: Kitty! Quit that! *tries to stop her before she hurts herself, but fails to catch her*
Kakashi: What's going on, here, Sasuke? Naruto?
All: *stop and stare at the Jounin*
Kitty: KAKASHI! *runs up to him and smiles brightly* HimynameisKittyandthatisSuezanneandwecomefromanotherworldandwelikeshinythings! *holds up shuriken and kunai to prove her point*
Kakashi: Yes, I can see that. *gently takes the shuriken and kunai away from Kitty and tosses them back to Neji*
Kitty: Awwww,butIlovetheshinythings! OH! Pervertedbook! *steals Kakashi's Icha Icha Paradise* C'mon,Su!Wecanfinallyseewhat'sinthisbook! *runs away laughing maniacally*
Kakashi: MY BOOK! T.T
Suezanne: youronyourownifyouwanttoseewhat'sinthatbookI'mstillplayingwithshinythingsohandlookwhatIcando *throws senbon through three trees*
Haku: Su please stop
Suezanne: *stops moving*
Haku: phew *hugs Suezanne*
Suezanne: =^_^= luckyme
Kakashi: Kitty KITTY I want my book back you give it back now
Kitty: *sticks toungue out* d: nowaynotifyouasklikethat
Suezanne ^_^' wellthat'saruinedmomentheyHaku
Haku: What?
Suezanne: Igotyoursenbonagainmwahahahaha *runs away*
Haku: not again *chases*
Kitty: BWAHAHAHAHA!Inowhavethebook! *starts reading Icha Icha Paradise and begins blushing* PORN!
Kakashi: *blushes as he appears beside her* Yes, I know...Now may I have my book back please, Kitty?
Kitty: *stares before she noddes, reluctantly giving the book back* I'llstealitagainsoIcanreaditthough...
Kakashi: *wide eyes* You don't mind that it's porn?
Kitty: WhywouldI? o.O
Suezanne: *off sugar highness* it always wears off faster for me oh well *convinces Haku to carry her on his back*
Haku: *carrying Su* =^_^=
Suezanne: Kitty has a pretty dirty mind while I have an almost innocent one that's why animals like me she's only toning it down because I'm here
All but Su and Kitty: THIS IS TONING IT DOWN O.O
Suezanne: yeah just look at what she does when it's her and Hatome
Kitty: Bwahahahaha! ^-^ *happy smirk*
Neji: Sooo...That means for us?
Kitty: Hm? Oh, nothing, unless Hatome's here with me! =^-^=
All: *Sighs of relief*
Kitty: Buuuuuut...If I ever get the chance, I will get my video camera and-Mmph!
Suezanne: *covered Kit's mouth* Don't even say it, Kitty!
Kitty: *pushes hands away* What? All I was gonna say was I would get a video camera and tape the craziness! That's all! T.T
Suezanne: oh *get's back on Haku* Run like the wind Haku weeeeeeeeeeeee
Haku: *running* You aree really light how much do you weigh?
Suezanne: though it's an impolite question I'll answer anyway I weigh 95 pounds which is amazing considering how much I eat
Haku: wow
Kitty: o.O Uhmm...Okay? I guess? Oh! I'm off my sugar high...T.T
Kakashi: Please don't get back on it...
Kitty: I won't! And neither will Su!
All: *sigh of relief*
Kitty: We'll just call our evil little minions to come and cause some mayhem in Konoha, Suna, Oto, and all the other villages! *evil laugh*
Suezanne: ^_^' I don't think that's the best idea you've ever had why don't you just bug Garra or something it's just as bad but you might do less damage
Haku: I would rather she didn't do anything like that
Suezanne: *looks at Haku beneath her* well she's not really the kind of person to do nothing hey wanna go make-out =^_^=
Haku: ==^_^== sure *they leave to make-out*
Kitty: o.O GOOD IDEA! TO SUNA! Uhmm...Where's Suna?
All: *anime fall*
Neji: You're really gonna go bug Gaara?
Kitty: *thinks and then nods* Yep!
Sasuke: Fine. If you wanna get killed. Let's show her. It's her life.
*Takes Kitty to Suna*
Suezanne&Haku: *finish making out*
Suezanne: let's go to Suna to make sure kit doesn't take things too far she's nice but she can go a little how to put this and remain a lady overbord
Haku: I know and I've only known her for how long have you been here?
Suezanne: a few hours or more I think I'll ask Kit when I see her
*Haku and Suezanne take off for Suna*
~At Suna With the Others~
Kitty: BWAHAHAHA! I am in Suna! About to bug...Gaara...*dramatic music* It's hot, though! *fans herself with her hand*
Neji: Didn't you know it was gonna be hot?
Naruto: Yeah! We're in the desert! Believe it!
Kitty: *stares at Naruto for a few moments in confusion*
Naruto: Wh-What?
Kitty: I dunno...That was weird. I thought you said dessert...I want ice cream! *runs off to find ice cream*
*Haku and Suezanne arrive*
Suezanne: Where's Kitty?
*A cry of 'PSYCHO PANDA-CHAN' is heard*
All: *sweatdrop*
Haku: That would be her, right?
Suezanne: Yep...Oh well. Let's get this over with. *walks in direction of noise*
*Others follow*
*Kitty is now bugging the Suna Siblings, who just happened to be at the ice cream stand she found*
Kitty: What kinda ice cream do you like, Panda-chan?
Gaara: *growls angrily* For the last time, if you don't want to die, QUIT CALLING ME THAT!
Kitty: O.O But why? It's a cute nickname, Panda-chan! ^0^
Gaara: That's it! *Tries to attack Kitty, but she just smiles and slides away from the attack* How'd you do that?
Kitty: I've studied your attacks! *Gives the 'Evil Eye' before turning to Suezanne and the others* Hiya! Where ya been?
Suezanne: forest making out with Haku remember?
Kitty: oh yeah *goes back to annoying Gaara*
Suezanne: Hi I'm Suezanne what's your name?
Temari: Temari
Suezanne: can I call you Temmy?
Temari: No
Suezanne: please?
Temari: no!
Suezanne: *continues to annoy her by asking if she can call her that and calling her that anyway*
Kitty: So we have Panda-chan-
Gaara: OR NOT!
Kitty: And Temmy-
Temari: NO!
Suezanne: Hi, Temmy!
Kitty: Yet we have no nickname for the puppet master...
*Kankurou tries to look big and bad, trying to get a cool name*
Kitty: I know!
Suezanne: What?
Kitty: Dolly!
Kankurou: NO WAY! And they're PUPPETS, not DOLLS!
Suezanne: if they have a basic human shape but aren't alive it doesn't matter what you call them to me and Kit they're dolls
Kankurou: *opens his mouth to speak*
Suezanne: no use she'll call you that anyway I should know!
Kankurou/Gaara/Temari: -_-''
Kitty: YAY! Then I can call them their nicknames! ^-^
Gaara: Dammit! *cusses under his breath*
Temari: I'm not standing for this! Wind Scythe! *the wind hits Kitty*
Kitty: COOL! I'M FLYING! *falls to the ground* DAMMIT T.T
Suezanne: yep it's a proven fact you always land on your ass
Kitty: Why? T.T
Suezanne: *pats Kitty on back* There there. That was a little mean Temmy
Temari: don't call me that :(
Suezanne: mean face time!!!!! I can do this :(((((((
Temari: O.O
Kitty: HA HA! You got pwned, Temmy!
Temari: *growls angrily but knows there's nothing she can do*
Kitty: Hey, Panda-chan? Do you like cookie dough or mint chocolate chip?
Gaara: *growls before answering* Cookie dough...
Kitty: Do you like to spread cookie dough all over your body?
All: O.O
Suezanne: um Kit it might be easier if you don't talk about things like that your infecting innocent minds
Kitty: who here has an innocent mind besides you and you're used to this
Suezanne: well my boyfriend
Kitty: o.O *looks to Haku, who is blushing* That is true.
Haku: *blushes heavily* Yeah...
Suna Siblings: *tries to sneak away*
Suezanne: Where do you think you're going, Panda-chan, Temmy, and Dolly?
Suna Siblings: DON'T CALL US THAT!
Suezanne: but but I thought that the names were cute *freaks everyone out by bursting into tears* ToT
Haku: *trying to comfort Su*
Kitty: Now look what you did! *is extremely angry now as she stalks up to the Suna Siblings* APOLOGIZE!
Gaara: Why would we apologize to the one who's annoying the hell outta us?!
Kitty: *goes all evil-looking* Because. I. Said. So!
Kankurou: *runs up to Su so fast, he falls flat on his face* I'm sorry Suezanne! *begins begging*
Suezanne: Thank you for apologizing...
Kitty: *glares at Temari and Gaara* Go.
Gaara: No!
Kitty: *growls angrily*
*Due to the graphic nature of this scene, it has been edited out.*
*Temari is kneeling beside Kankurou begging for forgiveness as you see Kitty holding a beat up Gaara by the throat against a nearby building, barely still conscious*
Kitty: APOLOGIZE!
Gaara: ....
Suezanne: ok Temari I forgive you and Dolly
Temari: yes
Kankurou: how com you're calling her by her real name and not me
Suezanne: maybe I like her better
*Kitty walks up to Suezanne, dragging Gaara by the collar of his shirt* Gaara wants to say something, Suezanne.
Suezanne: Yes?
Gaara: ....Sorry....
Suezanne: ^_^ It's alright! I forgive ya!
Kitty: *drops Gaara and claps her hands together before crossing her arms* That helped release a lot of pent-up frustration and stress! LOL!
Suezanne: You shouldn't use living things to relieve stress
Kitty: what should I use then?
Suezanne: Here you can have my old stress ball I got a new one
Kitty: *squeezes stress ball* ^.^ *pauses for a moment* This doesn't help when I think of my problems back home...-.-'' *stalks off squeezing the stress ball as hard as she can*
Neji: What was that about?
Suezanne: I honestly don't know...Probably something to do with her school or friends or something. Let's go find out!
*All follow Kitty*
Kitty: *squeezes stress ball so hard it bursts open*
Suezanne: Kitty! How'd you do that? It's impossible, really, to do that...*worried look*
Kitty: *sighs as the beans or whatever's inside it falls through her fingers* Sowwy, Su...I just have some troubles in our world. *shrugs while frowning*
Suezanne: *walks up to Kitty and begins talking quietly and then a look of understanding crosses her face as Kitty looks as if she's about to cry*
*Naruto characters look at each other in confusion*
Haku: Suezanne-chan? What's wrong with Kitty-chan?
Suezanne: It's up to her if she tells you...
Neji: *walks up to Kitty* Are you alright?
Kitty: *smiles slightly* No. Not really, but don't worry about me, yeah? *punches Neji very lightly in the shoulder while smiling*
Neji: *smiles while poking her gently on the nose*
Suzanne: *looks concerned whenever she looks at Kitty but when she looks up she looks pissed* Haku I need to blow off some steam and I left my new stress ball at home cause I didn't think I'd need it will you fight me for a bit
Haku: well I guess but I'm stopping if you get hurt
Suezanne: ^_^ I have a wonderful boyfriend *they start to fight*
Sasuke: o.O How does that work, exactly?
Kitty: How does what work? *completely confused as she glances from Neji to Sasuke*
Naruto: Her getting ticked off over your problem?
Kitty: Oh! Well, we're REALLY good friends, and so she wishes she could do something, but she can't...I wish I could do something, but I can't...I kinda punched my ex once in the kidneys by accident, though...^0^'' I felt bad about it, but it was kinda funny!
All: *anime fall*
Neji: Don'tcha think that's kinda mean?
Kitty: *glances at Neji* For an obsessive stalker?
Neji: O.O'' Good point.
Suezanne: *they finished fighting* Thanks Haku *starts mumbling to herself* Oh how I wish I could give Kit's stalker a good kick in the balls
Kitty: LOL! Don't worry bout him now...I was just thinking of the past. Now, he's PISSED at me, cuz he thinks I was in on a prank call my step-bro did...And he blames me, saying I'm his archenemy, so yeah. I'm happy now, but I'm paranoid he's gonna hurt me or something. *glances warily over her shoulder*
Neji: *wraps his arm around her shoulder* Don't worry, Kitty. No one's gonna get you while you're here with us.
Suezanne: Yeah! Not to mention that if he even lays a FINGER on you, I'll kick him SO hard in the balls, he won't be able to have kids.
Haku: Isn't that a little harsh?
Suezanne: No one hurts my friends and gets away with it they must pay *anime scene Suezanne is on fire*
Haku: anyone?
Suezanne: well my other friends might get off lighter but they would still be punished
Haku: what about me?
Suezanne: I would think of different means to punish you
Haku: like?
Suezanne: like no making out for a week or not speaking to you for a while
Haku: T.T
Suezanne: but you don't have to worry about that unless you make one of my friends cry
Kitty: I HIGHLY doubt you're gonna have to worry about THAT, Suezanne! Haku's WAY too nice to even hurt a bug! *smiles at Haku*
Haku: *blushes and smiles* Thank you for the compliment, Kitty.
Kitty: *nods*
Gaara: Oi! Are you all done here in Suna yet or not? We're getting tired of A) Being ignored and B) being around ya'll.
Kitty/Suezanne: O.O
Gaara: *looks confused* Wh-What?
Kitty: YOU SOUNDED COUNTRY!
*Kitty and Suezanne both burst out laughing*
Suezanne: Um kit I'm a little country myself
Kitty: sorry
Suezanne: it's ok! ^_^
Kitty: I'm kinda country myself, I just think it's funny because GAARA sounds country...*eye twitches* He's supposed to be totally serious and psycho all the time! LOL! ^_^
Gaara: *is pouting now* I feel very loved...
Kitty: O.O I thought you didn't know what love was?
Suezanne: aw anybody can know what love is *hugs Gaara who was trying to escape
Gaara: *trying to get away from Suezanne*
Kitty: *laughing her ass off* I've never seen Gaara so scared! LOL!
Naruto: O.O WTF?
Kitty: OH! I love IM messages! IDK!
Naruto: =^-^= OMFG! I 3 U!
Kitty: O.o Uhmm...WTF? Why?
Naruto: Cuz you talk IM too! *ish laughing*
All: -_-''
Suezanne: *is hugging Haku because Gaara escaped and she's still in a hugging mood*
Gaara: *standing a good deal away from Suezanne*
Kitty: *walks over to Gaara and begins to poke his forehead*
Gaara: Why're you poking my forehead?
Kitty: ^_^ Cuz I like to poke foreheads! It's called the Poking no Jutsu! POKE! *pokes his forehead again and runs back to Neji, giggling, as Gaara tries to kill her*
Neji: Gaara! Quit it! She's just having fun!
Gaara: Well...LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!
Kitty: T.T He hates me...*falls and crosses her arms, pouting*
Neji: *trying to cheer her up*
Suezanne: *is instantly holding Gaara up by the coller of his shirt* apoligize to Kit!
Haku: Su-chan calm down
Suezanne: Kit has enough to feel bad about without you adding to it!
Kitty: O.O
Haku: Kitty can you get her to stop?
Kitty: I don't know I've never seen her this upset she's been mad but not like this
Suezanne: *suddenly seems to realize what she was doing and let's Gaara go* I'm sorry I-I'm sorry *runs*
Haku: Su-chan! *runs after*
Kitty: Su! *runs after Haku who's running after Su*
Naruto: o.O What just happened?
Sasuke: Dunno. But we should follow them.
Neji: Yeah. I agree.
*Konoha Nin follow after Su, Kitty, and Haku, reluctantly followed by the Suna Nin*
Suezanne: *stops in a clearing near Kohona is shaking and sits down*
Haku: *finally catches up* Su-chan are you ok?
Everyone else: *catch up but stay hidden to see what happens*
Suezanne: *looks up at Haku* Haku-chan. Not really Kit has all these things going on and I'm so worried about her and I've got things going on and I don't know when Kit said "he hate me" I just snapped
Haku: *sits behind Su pulls her onto his lap and puts his arms around her* what kind of things?
Suezanne: like this one time when my family went out to eat and my little brother and I decided to stay home they said they'd call to ask what we wanted later they did call and I answered they asked if my brother was there so I handed him the phone and he ordered then he handed the phone to me to order but they'd hung up
Haku: *is shocked*
Suezanne: I don't think I'd ever been so upset I felt like crying but for some reason I couldn't cry when they came home I didn't want to go downstairs so I stayed in my room I don't think they even noticed I was gone and another time when our eldest sister came to visit there was only 6 seat for the table set we had so we added a different chair and one of my other sisters sugested our little brother should sit there but when dinner came my mom said for me to sit in the other chair I got up and went to my room and my mother didn't even come after me the one who came after me was the visiting sister I was in the bathroom that was connected to our room and I was leaning aginst the locked door crying she didn't try to get me to come out but she did talk to me through the door and that made me feel better
Haku *patiently waiting for Su to finish*
Suezanne: and that's just 2 of the things that have happened to me that why I spend so much time with my friends and at the library and bookstore because I can get away from my family because the only one I really would like to live with is my eldest sister but I can't live with her don't get my wrong I really love my family but I don't want ever go home I'd rather stay here I would still talk to them through letters and things like that but I don't want to go back to living with them *turns around in Haku's arms and cries on his chest*
Haku: *rocking her back and forth* shh you'll be ok I'm here and I'll always be there for you
Kitty: *comes out of the bushes and sits down beside Su and Haku* Hey, Su? It's alright. You have Haku and me, yeah? I know how it feels to be ignored, cuz when my dad first married my stepmom, he pretty much did ignore me and it made me really sad. He had always been there for me, but it turned out to be alright...I kinda opened his eyes to what he was doing. :3 But neways. We don't need to go back. Not yet. I will sooner or later, but you don't. So don't think about it, yeah?
Su: *looks up at Kitty and nods, smiling*
Kitty: *smiles widely and hugs Su before she gets to her feet and stretches*
Haku: *helps Su to her feet as he wipes her tears away*
Kitty: *turns to the bushes* You can come out now.
All: *Come out*
Su: *Stares and then blushes, hiding her face in Haku's shoulder*
Kitty: *Smiles widely and then skips over to Neji, her hands on his shoulders and jumped up*
Neji: Kitty! *stumbles slightly and catches Kitty before she falls and blushes*
Kitty: *smiles gently and leans up to kiss Neji* I don't really wanna go home yet, either! So think you can deal with us for awhile more?
Neji: *nods* Yeah. You haven't met everybody yet, anyways!
Kitty: Yay! *Is set down and runs over to Su, a confused look on her face*
Suezanne: What's up, Kitty?
Kitty: I just thought of something...You now how we were in YYH?
Suezanne: Yeah...?
Kitty: And Kurama and Hiei kissed us?
Suezanne: Yeah?
Kitty: Are we cheating on them or on Haku and Neji or what? My brain hurts...T.T
Suezanne: I'd say neither because technicly we never went on a real date with them anyway I'm going to stay here with Haku I don't to go home maybe I'll change my mind in a few days ^_^
Kitty: Hmm...Didn't think of it that way...And even if we DO go back, we can always come back here, yeah?
Suezanne: *nods happily*
Kitty: YAY! *turns to Konoha Nin* Can we go back to Konoha and meet the rest of the guys?
Sasuke: Sure. Let's go.
Kitty: *goes and hugs the Sand Sibs* Bye, Dolly, Psycho Panda, and Temmy! We'll visit again!
Suezanne: Yeah! Bye!
*Goes back to Konoha*
Gaara: They scare me...
Kankurou/Temari: Yep.