this story makes as much sense to me as it does to you. me and my best
buddy wrote it together, with no logical idea why or how. but it's cool!
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'This Story is about… LOVE!'
This story is based on a true story. This story is about love… the greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.
I was in love, once. It was true love, it wasn't GOD DAMNED FUCKING PUPPY LOVE!
Sorry, don't worry, just an out-burst like usual, nothing special, not as special as my little red car. Hey, that reminds me of the big red car! wow!
Well, I loved him. He was… a superhero. No, a super villain! He was the one. The greatest guy I knew. His name was Pietro… but we knew him as Quicksilver, the brown pony who won all of his races, because in truth Pietro was a horse, but not a normal horse, it was Rainbow Bright's horse but it had changed his name from Starlight to Pietro to Quicksilver. So now he was just Quicksilver.
I met him one night when I was waving at random people from the rooftops. I waved at him, he waved at me. Then he walked past the house and I shouted from the rooftops "You're hot!"
And he was. He was the hottest thing I have ever seen but his heart was cold, like the beast of Beauty and the Beast but 'Geyston's heart was colder, colder than ice, colder even than the frosty stare of Bobby. Bobby, Iceman, Jake from Animorphs, call him what you will, but Bobby was bad. He was one of them… an Xman. Pietro wasn't an Xman, he never sunk as low as Bobby and the rest of the X-Geeks (as he liked to call them). Pietro was pure evil! As evil as the evilist thing you have ever seen. That is how evil Pietro was. But as evil as Pietro was, Superman was good, as good as all good, no evil was as bad as Superman was good… or was it?
"Hm, I dunno."
I was in another world, a world of cowboys and pigeons and a man with a Golden Eyeball said to me 'I am Bond, James Bond. 007!'
Oh no! 007 was right. I wasn't in love with Quicksilver, or Superman anymore, I was in love with hi, with 007 - James Bond my hero, with cool cars and sexy women, oh wait, does this mean I'm a sexy woman? Am I a dyke? Nooo! Never, not me, I'm as straight as an arrow! Everyone needs and arrow! Even bendy people need arrows!
No, there was no way that I could be a dyke! I loved BOYS! I loved the X- Men! I…. loved once, but now I love no one, once I loved, but now I don't love. I cant. Love is over-rated and green cordial is all that will save us from an ineviatble death by chocolate and popcorn. But what will happen when fuzzy bunnies rule the earth and green cordial is deceased?
Who knows? Only love will tell!
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'This Story is about… LOVE!'
This story is based on a true story. This story is about love… the greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.
I was in love, once. It was true love, it wasn't GOD DAMNED FUCKING PUPPY LOVE!
Sorry, don't worry, just an out-burst like usual, nothing special, not as special as my little red car. Hey, that reminds me of the big red car! wow!
Well, I loved him. He was… a superhero. No, a super villain! He was the one. The greatest guy I knew. His name was Pietro… but we knew him as Quicksilver, the brown pony who won all of his races, because in truth Pietro was a horse, but not a normal horse, it was Rainbow Bright's horse but it had changed his name from Starlight to Pietro to Quicksilver. So now he was just Quicksilver.
I met him one night when I was waving at random people from the rooftops. I waved at him, he waved at me. Then he walked past the house and I shouted from the rooftops "You're hot!"
And he was. He was the hottest thing I have ever seen but his heart was cold, like the beast of Beauty and the Beast but 'Geyston's heart was colder, colder than ice, colder even than the frosty stare of Bobby. Bobby, Iceman, Jake from Animorphs, call him what you will, but Bobby was bad. He was one of them… an Xman. Pietro wasn't an Xman, he never sunk as low as Bobby and the rest of the X-Geeks (as he liked to call them). Pietro was pure evil! As evil as the evilist thing you have ever seen. That is how evil Pietro was. But as evil as Pietro was, Superman was good, as good as all good, no evil was as bad as Superman was good… or was it?
"Hm, I dunno."
I was in another world, a world of cowboys and pigeons and a man with a Golden Eyeball said to me 'I am Bond, James Bond. 007!'
Oh no! 007 was right. I wasn't in love with Quicksilver, or Superman anymore, I was in love with hi, with 007 - James Bond my hero, with cool cars and sexy women, oh wait, does this mean I'm a sexy woman? Am I a dyke? Nooo! Never, not me, I'm as straight as an arrow! Everyone needs and arrow! Even bendy people need arrows!
No, there was no way that I could be a dyke! I loved BOYS! I loved the X- Men! I…. loved once, but now I love no one, once I loved, but now I don't love. I cant. Love is over-rated and green cordial is all that will save us from an ineviatble death by chocolate and popcorn. But what will happen when fuzzy bunnies rule the earth and green cordial is deceased?
Who knows? Only love will tell!