"Time for Tubby-bye-bye! Time for Tubby-bye-bye!" The female voice rang through the fields. Almost immediately, the Teletubbies, TinkyWinky, Dipsy, Lala, and Po came out from behind hills.
"Bye-bye!"
"Bye-bye!"
"Bye-bye!"
"Bye-bye!" The baby sun set and the Teletubbies were still waving. They looked all around, and finally, TinkyWinky spoke, but in a deeper voice than usual. "It's PARTY TIME!!!" TinkyWinky removed his head, revealing Fuzzy Lumpkins.
"No!" said Dipsy, removing his head, revealing Mojo Jojo. "I shall say 'Party Time,' for I am Mojo Jojo!"
"Aw get a hold of yourself!" said Lala, removing her head, revealing Princess. "I'M Princess, so I'LL say 'Party Time'."
"No," said Po, removing his head, revealing Him. "I shall say it since I am the evilest."
"So," said Fuzzy. "Why are we doing this again?"
"Fool!" said Mojo. "We are acting retarded so we can trick the Powerpuff Girls. Then we shall ANNHIALATE THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Princess sighed.
"Mojo, you're so immature. Let's just take today off. LET'S PARTY!!!" Suddenly, out of nowhere, came flashing lights and a disco ball. Princess, Fuzzy, and Mojo started dancing. Him took the microphone and started singing.
I'm… too sexy for my shirt… too sexy for my shirt…
So sexy it HURTS!!!
I'm… too sexy for Milan… too sexy for Milan…
New York and Japan
(random intermission)
I'm… too sexy for your party… too sexy for your party…
The way I'm disco dancing
I am a model
You know what I mean
As I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk
On the catwalk, yeah,
I do my little turn on the catwalk…
Suddenly, Mojo cried out, "Someone's coming!" In two seconds, the flashing lights and the disco ball disappeared. Fuzzy, Mojo, Princess, and Him put their Teletubbies costumes back on. Unfortunately, the thing that came out was the baby sun.
"Damn," said Mojo.
"Shit," said Fuzzy.
"Fuck you," said Princess.
"KILL HIM!" said Him. From out of nowhere, Mojo, Fuzzy, Princess, and Him pulled out hundreds of weapon; rifles, guns, machetes, knives, daggers, bombs, grenades, pistols, plasma shotguns, light sabers, and swords; and started shooting and/or swiping at the baby sun. It was the end of Teletubbies FOREVER!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hack HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA breath MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!