Staring back from the holding cell at Interpol HQ were three of the deadliest villains known from the criminal organisation "Shadowlaw". Balrog, Vega and Sagat were giving the guards "the willies" (* snicker snicker* (_^ ) as chun-li was having a discussion with the general-who insisted that she stay the night to keep an eye on these three dangerous men, as they suspected that Shadowlaw were gonna come for them tonight, and chun-li was the only one who was strong enough to take them on. Of course chun-li protested, as it was Halloween, and she had a party planned. Pacing in front of the holding cell she said-
"Oh come on sir! Don't tell me 50 officers are not gonna be able to take on some Shadowlaw terrorists! If you really need me here to take care of them than that really says something bad about Interpol doesn't it?"
"Miss Li, its not the terrorists we are worried about, its them" said the general as he indicated the holding cell, to which its occupants averted their cold stares to the both of them.
"It's a well known fact that you defeated these three single handed in the bust operation that got them here"
A mutter of "fluke" came from sagat in the cell, who was staring out the window. Chun-li dismissed it.
"So it only goes to reason that you stay here and guard them this one night."
"Oh but sir-!"
She protested yet again, but it was of no use. In the end she was stuck there, "looking after" three men she would rather forget about for one night.
As the day swiftly turned dark, the lights switching on down the holding cell corridor, chun-li was stuck staring at the three Shadowlaw warlords. Sagat was still staring out of the bared window, Balrog had dosed off on the metal bench, and Vega was quite happy taunting chun-li.
"So, my lovely china doll, are you enjoying staring at my oh so beautiful face?"
Chun-li simply rolled her eyes and snorted.
"Maybe later on tonight we could get to know each other more intimately ^_^"
Chun-li was so unimpressed.
Then Vega suggested something so vile, so unthinkable, and so revolting, that it caused Chun-li to hit the bars of the cell with her foot
"YOU SICK F****** PERVERT! SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOOT YOU!"
Obviously this amused Vega, Sagat (who didn't even bother turning around) and woke up Balrog-who was rather startled.
"Huh, wha?"
"Go back to sleep Balrog" muttered Sagat.
Chun-li had no intention on staying here all night. She had been pondering on some idea to get back home and have her Halloween party, and still keep this lot under surveillance.
So wasn't she lucky when Dhalsim teleported in.
"Hey Dhalsim…what are you doing here???"
"I thought, for tonight, I'd be your fairy godmother * hehehe *"
It was Vega's turn to roll his eyes.
"Oh get lost bony, me and Chun-li have plans tonight, isn't that right chun-li? 0_~"
Chun-li -0_0
*…* (That's an angry, gritting teeth expression if you were wondering (_0 )
Again Chun-li kicked the bars.
"So what do you suggest Dhalsim?"
"Oh Chun-li, you gonna love this!"
Dhalsim turned to the cell, hands now glowing purple, at which the shadowlaw warriors backed into the corner. They could not escape what happened next…
Chun-li grinned as she sped down the road nearing the house she was currently staying at. Guile was taking her there, and felt uneasy at the silence that was emanating from the back seat.
"Damn you three little munchkins are very quiet back there!" he said, looking in his mirror.
The three children said nothing-but their facial expressions said it all. Sitting at the back of Guile's car were three extremely adorable children, in fact they were not children. They were super-deformed versions of their previous selves.
The shadowlaw warlords were not fearless warriors any more; they had been reduced to adorable chibi's!
"I'm sure you'll enjoy this party, you adorable little sweethearts! ^_^" Said chun-li, sarcasm but also adoration present in her voice. The three cute chibi's just groaned as the car stopped and they were taken into the house.
"Ok Guile, you prepare the snacks while I get these three and myself changed"
"No probs Chun-li"
"Oh and guile…"
"Yeah?"
"Thanks-for doing this on such short notice!"
" 0_~"
So as Guile made his way into the kitchen, Chun-li took chibi Balrog, chibi Vega and Chibi Sagat upstairs into her bedroom.
She sat all of them on the bed, and pulled three Halloween costumes out of the closet and placed them on the bed.
"OH! You are all gonna look soooooo adorable!!!"
The three fighters sweat dropped when they saw what she had in store for them…
* Ding dong *
Guile rushed to the door. Upon opening it he saw Ryu, dressed as Gomez Addams from the Addams family, holding a bunch of flowers.
"Is my lovely Chun-li ready yet?"
"I dunno, you ARE an hour early. But come on in, she should be down in a minute!"
Moments later, Mortisha Addams (chun-li) came gracefully down the stairway-followed by three adorable little creatures.
Sagats bald head and trademark blue shorts had disappeared to be replaced by a black suit and hairpiece, as he was now Lurch.
Balrog tank top and shorts had also disappeared as he wore a striped tank top and black shorts. He was now Pugsley.
And Vega's trademark claw and mask (which chun-li had taken off him because he threatened to stab her if she made him wear this costume-how he got his claw back from Interpol was beyond her) was now replaced by a black cardigan and long skirt, his long braided blond hair sprayed black and re-braided into two braids. For he was now Wednesday.
(He was also "wearing" a red mark on his cheek when Chun-li slapped him when she caught him watching her change!)
They all assembled in front of chun-li, looking at the floor-humbled by their costumes. Ryu stood up and looked at them all.
"My my my don't we all look adorable!" Ryu said, in an honest tone. Sagat had the urge to show him
How bloody "adorable" he could get, but decided against it, Ryu being more than twice the size of him now and all.
"Ahhh cada'meyah (or however its spelt) you look divine!" Ryu said as he kissed chun-li's arm up and down.
Damn-this was gonna be a long night!