The Preparations Made For X
- By pinkpuruu and Akizuki

Disclamer: The X manga belongs solely to CLAMP its publishers, whereas the anime belongs to the people who made the movie and the OVA... And CLAMP belongs to themselves...? The cat is their pet.
Warnings: Just random silliness.

Author's Notes:
pinkpuruu: Since I suck at writing author's notes, I'm going to leave it all to Akizuki.
Akizuki: ...
pinkpuruu: *laughs as she walks out of the room*
Akizuki: ... Well. Today, we are going to take you backstage into CLAMP-sensei's apartment when they were preparing for the x manga. *pulls a video tape out from the stack under the table and inserts it into the VCR* Enjoy. *presses "Play" button*

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Chapter One: How CLAMP Got So Many Metal Rods and Broken Glass Pieces:

Ohkawa Nanase: We need some metal rods and lots of broken glass pieces for this scene!
Igarashi Satsuki: You mean Kamui and Fuuma's first torture scene?
Apapa Mokona: Oh NOOOOOO! That's going to be a lot of glass...
Nekoi Mikku: But the hardware store is closed right now! We couldn't do the scene earlier because we don't have a black backdrop, and now that we finally have one at night, we can't find the materials?
Ohkawa: No twenty-four-hours hardware stores?
Apapa: No...
Igarashi: ...

A few hours later...

Igarashi: *pant* I got it! Got... broken glass... and rods...
Ohkawa: Oh great! How?
Igarashi:...
Apapa: *turns on TV* ... Oh my...
News Reporter: There has been a break in at the local hardware store. Though none of the money was toched, a few of the rods had been stolen. Apparently, the robber had broken the display window, but strangely, none of the broken glass can be found.
CLAMP: ...