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Twenty-four annoying things about Death Note fan fiction
1. Mary Sue's that are paired with L.
2. Mary Sue's that are paired with Light.
3. That every Mary Sue story starts with 'My' or 'I'.
4. That every Mary Sue story is written in first person.
5. That people who don't like Light call him 'gay' as an insult even though (1) it's obviously not confirmed that he even is gay (his last name spelt backwards, actually, doesn't count unless Soichiro is too?) and (2) being gay is obviously not an insult.
6. Annoying author notes that are almost as long/longer than a chapter.
7. These:
Me: omg thanks for reading! Please leave a review!
L: omgz please leave her a review otherwise light will kill you with his Death Note.
Light: omgz I'm not even Kira.
Me: every1 knows your Kira Light now diiiiie bwahahahaha.
Just. Don't.
8. You don't need to 'warn' for yaoi. Do you see this:
Warning: Contains hereto!...?
No.
9. OC's that have stupid names.
10. OC's that have stupid abilities.
11. Gender bender-ing L or Light so that there is a malexfemale relationship.
12. Romantic stories where Light loves Misa.
13. Severe OOCness to the point where you're wondering if the author was on crack or just stopped watching DN halfway through the first episode.
14. NearxMello
15. Story summaries like this:
Maizie is L's past lover who was forced away from him just after their wedding day. With Kira in their midst, she goes to find the odd detective and save him, but comes across a strange man called BB and things get complicated.
If you want to read this. OMG. *bangs head on keyboard*
16. Story titles like this:
Depression, something emo and Angst
17. When people spell Roger, Rodger.
18. When Light giggles.
19. When L chuckles.
20. Clichéd Yotsuba arc stories.
21. (Death Note character) x Reader
22. Stories about OC's who are some random main character pairings love child.
23. wen the author doesnt no how to use propper spellning and gramma,
24. This:
I'll post another chapter if I get another four reviews!1
To be continued... Probably.