Mr. Popo's Diary: the truth about Mr. Popo
Written by Dark Mario
Dear diary, I am a women. A hot black women named Tina Smith, a drop dead d cup with an all awesome round ass, I inspired the song brick house, fool! Anyway. I have a green old alien fetish, thought you should know.
This explains a lot, the gardening, the lip sick, the breast.
I've been living a lie to get the job, I knew Kami being the bigot he is, would only hire men, so many moons ago I picked a name that screamed man, Mr. Popo, naming myself after a man's private part had to work, next was the voice, I needed to sound so horse people would know I was a man right off the bat, the whole genie idea was a genius idea from me, baggy pants, a turban, and multi color bolo gem stones, just for the girl in me. The turban kept my long flowing hair out of the way, and the baggy pants didn't cling to my shapely ass and thighs like jeans would have done.
I mean come on, I cook, I spend a lot of time with flowers, I fly on carpets? It doesn't take a lot to see I was a women all a long, why did I choose this career? I had a crush on Kami, Yoda already rejected me because I wouldn't stop trying to please him. Something about it going against his motto, anyway. I found out later he had no sexual organs, still you can't break a crush that easy. I told Bulma one day, and she was hard at work making organic sexual organs for kami, she said any thing for love. Her fling with vegeta, and a baby delayed the organs from being finished.
Today is his birthday, I will reveal myself to him, then give him the present that keeps on giving, wink wink. I have to go now, I'll check back with you later tonight diary.
*5 hours later*
Dear diary, sniff, Kami is no more, right before he was going to open his present, and before I can reveal my true self to him, Piccolo has come, and demanded a fuse, something about androids, bottom line is I'm back to square one, no crusty old green ass for me. At least not tonight.
*days later*
Goku has come to the rescue once again, now I have a young namek boy, who will do my biding, MaWahahahahaha! I don't need a diary no longer, since I have a new found life with, Dende!
END!