Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.

KNOW THIS! I CAN NOT take all credit for this. This is just something me and my very good friend Tenshi (destinyofinsanity) came up with. It may just be the characteristics, but it's pretty damn funny! Enjoy this surprising interlude that I have just decided to make public!

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Inuyasha: Ghetto Style!

Inuyasha: Wanna-be rapper who aspires to leave the projects and make something of himself; now is employed at the Mystic gas station

Kagome: Inuyasha's loyal ho; (Yura: This surprised me. Hoes are loyal now? Tenshi: Duh! Yura: Oh…) Works at the beauty salon.

Sango: Hard working waitress that aspires to be the next Alicia Keys.

Kaede: Crazy old lady that runs the antique shop/Crack house; is and ex. Hooker and a pro. Drug dealer.

Kikiyou: Inuyasha's ex. Works the corner of 3rd and Elm at night, works as the 7-11/liquor store by day.

Miroku: Hapless wanna-be pimp that used to be a rich city mamma's boy, moved to the projects to get in touch with his fellow man.

Sesshomaru: The local Mary Kay and Avon dealer.

Jaken: Sesshomaru's wigger personal assistant.

Rin: Sesshomaru's adopted daughter runs the pawn shop and strips part-time to pay for her birth control.

Shippou: The go-to guy for all your ghetto needs.

Kanna: The albino fortune teller has a TV show on public access on Tues. and Thurs.

Kagura: Lives RIGHT BESIDE the airport; dreams of being a pilot, and lives with 6 birds.

Houjo: The cracker pharmacist, crushes on Kagome.

Hiten: The local 'law enforcement' officer; woks at the Rent-A-Cop center.

Bankotsu: Lead vocalist of the metal band 'The Band of 7'.

Jokotsu: A gay guy that comes to the ghetto once a week to practice with the band and fill up at the Mystic.

Kouga: The blue-collar mechanic, (The Lightn' Lube), king of the ghetto, and the father of Ayame's kids. (Maury proved it)

Ayame: Kouga's crazy-ass girlfriend works with Kagome and Yura in the salon.

Tenshi: Crazy woman (That runs a meth lab in a tent out side I&K's crib) who is convinced her cat is Inuyasha's child and a boozer in general.

Yura: Tenshi's roommate works with Kagome and is constantly trying to drown her in the shampoo sink, has a fondness for rum.

Kikia: (Yura: Our other friend that is too lazy to look at Fan fiction…) Sesshomaru's boss who has no idea he's gay.

Hanna: The local Skater Slut, rebellious, and down right crazy. Also, TBO7's biggest fan.

La' Sharaquay & Ayeouga: Kouga and Ayame's kids. (Yura: Oh, scary… Tenshi: RUN!)

Naraku: The greedy-ass landlord.

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There you go! If I insulted anyone with ANY of that… I'm terribly sorry… Unless it's about y friends or Sesshomaru… then I'm laughing my ass off. Hey Hanna, YOU told me to call you that!

Well, this story is in script form at the moment, but it may change! If Tenshi and me can scrounger up any ideas, that is… Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this informational story!

Ja-ne, peplz!

Yura-Chan