Kankuro the douche, Gaara the douche & Temari the Douchette Intro
Before you ask, I love Kankuro, he is my favourite Naruto character, and Gaara is my second favourite Naruto character, and Temari is okay... well actually she's probably my most favourite girl in Naruto, and her fan RULES!!! This Series is going to be mini cut scenes like Robot Chicken! Anyway...
In the village hidden in the Sand, there three douche's... well actually two douche's and a Douchette, they are Kankuro, Gaara and Temari,
Kankuro & Temari's story of how they became a douche and douchette, well it's pretty stupid, 'cause Kankuro was fixing Blackant and Crow, and he was using a screwdriver and Temari ran into his room and started screaming, about some random crap, and she startled him and he threw the screwdriver at Temari's face and she beat the crap into him, so then he went to the hospital, and the surgery he needed was serious 'cause Temari pwned him (lol), Temari also needed surgery after having a screwdriver thrown right in her face by Kankuro, during his surgery, Kankuro heard Temari screaming next door and again, got startled so he woke up and threw a medical tool right at the doctors eye, and in a matter of seconds, the doctor was dead, and he became a douche... his real soul will be remembered... so that's how Kankuro became a douche, Temari's surgery was kinda messed up 'cause Kankuro is a douche now, he ran into Temari's surgery room and threw a medical tool at her doctor (This is getting old now, ain't it? Who cares, it's Kankuro's trademark now!), and that's Temari's story.
Gaara's story, Naruto understands Gaara, 'cause he was exactly like him, it started off with them both with no friends, then Iruka came for Naruto, no friends for Gaara, then Kakashi for Naruto, no friends for Gaara, then Sakura came for Naruto, no friends for Gaara, then Sasuke came Naruto, still no friends for Gaara, then Naruto became famous and became friends with people like George Clooney, Johnny Depp and Megan Fox, and still no friends for Gaara, so basically... Gaara became a douche by mental problems, his real soul too, will be remembered.
Next time Episode 1: Pimp My Douche!