"BULLin for money"
In Northern Spain lies the town of Plantona. Were, once a year, thousands of people flock to witness the running of the bull. Some other people are just here because they are just plain broke and need money!
Johnny was working there as a bartender and a spanish woman comes up for a drink
"Hola! Margarita Senor!" She said.
Johnny then just begins to stir up a drink for her and hands it over.
"That will be $5 mam." He responds.
"A pretty girl like me shouldn't pay money to a pobre hombre like you."
"Look lady I'm actually doing you a favor, if it wasn't for the special, you would be paying $50."
"You're a joke mula, I bet my father makes more money than you and he is a maid."
Johnny was about to say something but she cuts him off by knocking over a plastic cup.
"And here's your tip." She then tries to throw the drink in his face only to trip over the cup she knocked over and the drink falls on her face.
Johnny then decides to take his break. He jumps across the table counter, takes off his bartender shirt and drops it on the downed Spanish lady.
Johnny then speaks to himself.
"I hope I don;t have to deal with this very long."
He then sees a "step in with the bull" poster for $50000.
Johnny's eyes then turn into a $ sign.
"Oh momma, sign me up!"
Johnny ends up in the rodeo stadium.
A Senior came and gave Johnny his red cape.
Johnny then nervously takes a deep breath and a blonde attractive woman in red decides to comment.
"You look a little nervous pretty-boy. That bulls gonna tear you apart."
"Yeah whatever." He responds.
She scowls at him after he dissmissed her.
The bull approached Johnny and said
"Yeah, you and me buddy we gotta fight." The bull says.
"Yeah, I know man nothing personal. Maybe we can be cool afterwards."
The bull just nods in agreement.
"Enough of the foreplay weaklings, get to the killing!" The woman in red says.
Johnny then thinks in his head "Man this chick is really staring to bug me."
The bull pops his knuckles and Johnny puts on his karate suit.
"Hu! HA! HUUH! CHO! Bring it on big bully! HA! CHECK! HEY!" While Johnny was doing all his infamous whip movements, he accidently throws off his cape in the process.
The bull charges at Johnny and Johnny prepares himself for the attack but the bull goes around him and beats up the woman in red because the cape landed on her.
"Whoa momma!"
The bull pops his neck and leaves behind the woman with tow up clothes, a black eye, and all that type of stuff.
"Now were we?" The bull says.
"On the part of a bull butt whopping friend."
The two combatants growled at each other and proceded to tussle. Headlock after headlock.
The crowd goes wild.
The woman then reveals that she is a movie producer to one of the Seniors for attention but they just sigh then get up and leave.
"Hey were are you going!"
She then starts to follow them.
After a while of tusslin with the bull. Both Johnny and the bull are tired.
"You got a lot of guts kid, but now you're going down."
The bull then charges at a tired and defensless Johnny, but then...
"Come on I can make you a star!" The lady says to the Spanish people.
"Go away you plagas molesta!" One of the men says and then pushes over the woman.
"Ahhhhhh!" she falls over the rail and the bull goes for her once again, this time spearing her through the whole stadium with her stuck on his back running through the rest of Spain.
"And your winner! The Macho Bravo!" The announcer says
Woman and ca$h rain down of Johnny after that.
Johnny then raises his eyebrow.
"This ended well!"
THE END