Disclaimer: Actually..we kinda..own all of this. Well, actually a few of the ideas and the mafia thing is from other authors.

A/N: This fiction has nothing to do with Naruto...at all. I know, I know! People doesn't want fictions like this to end up in here, but we couldn't find a good spot for it.
If you do not like the whole "mob" thing, then I suggest you do not read this. And I am yet again sorry for bothering you guys with such a fiction in the "holy Naruto spot!!" -bows down to my feet and starts to back away- Dont kill me! Plus, if you do not like violence, lemon and blood..don't read this either.

Edit: Edited all of the misspellings..I wrote it when the clock was around 12am so no wonder XD. Plus, i added around 2k more words to this chapter.

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-Kitsune Nyonin-
The story begins

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The moon hung low, it's reddish light piercing through the window of an huge, old estate. The light travelled over an old man's face, his eyes were clouded and he folded his hands neatly on the desk infront of him. A young woman entered the room, and he bowed his head as if to say to her to sit down. The woman wobbled a little before sitting down on her knees, and she bowed her head towards him. "You called for me, Buddah-..UH! I mean, Oyabun! What can I do for you?" The older man leaned back in to his chair, and sighed.

"I have known you for some time now, Hana. Almost eleven years. And you have given me the chance to see what a truly amazing woman you have become. All of these quests I have sent you on, you have never failed me, never asked for the reason by my actions. And with this, you have gained, what most people never do, my trust." The woman bowed her head greatfully, and he continued.

"But as you know, even the greatest grows old and sick. Which is why I have summoned you here today." He turmed his head, and glanced towards his only child, Kyoko. The four year older woman had named her Buta (pig), but for some obvious reasons, she kept it to herself. "If you are feeling old and tired, then you should try some of this! I haven't slept for three days, and I'm not tired at all!" She pulled out a small plastic bag, filled with some white powder, and held it close to the Oyabun's face. He sighed, and pushed away Hana's offering hand.

"Isn't it time for you to let go of your sorrows and regrets, Hana?" The woman shook her head with a confused look on her face, she was way too high to understand what the man in front of her was talking about. With another deep sight, he continued. "Because of my age and illness, people in our family has started to disagree with my requests, and only a few hours ago, we recieved a threat about kidnapping my beloved daughter, and use her against the family." Hana was still looking confused, and she raised an eyebrow at him.

"I don't understand, why would they go against you? Why not just kill you, and then I could take over, and everyone would be happy BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES ME!3" The older man bent over, covering his mouth as he started to cough. Hana gave him a strange look. And then, as if a lighbulb had been lit in her head, she realised that MAYBE it wasn't too clever to tell the Oyabun himself that she wished to see him dead. As the coughing ceased he regained his posture, while wiping his hands on a neatly folded napkin. "I am truly sorry, Hana-san. But I could not hear your reply."

She quickly stopped swinging back and forward, and sent him a corny smile. "I understand, Oyabun. But what exactly do you wish for me to do?" He stood up, wobbeling a little as he did so. "You must take my delicate flower with you, and escape with her." She frowned at the thought of being stuck with the hyperactive Buta. "Hai Oyabun, anything else?"

"Yes, for this kind of mission, you will need a partner." She frowned again. "I always work alone-.." A sharp look from the Oyabun made her shiver, and she continued. "But I'd be DELIGHTED to get a new-.." And then she started to see pretty colors again. "A BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN OF YOUTH!!(Does anyone know where I got that from?;p) .

The door was kicked open, and another young woman marched into the room with a rifle hanging over her shoulder, her hat crooked and a cigarett in her mouth. "I'm back!" Hana got up on her feet a little too quick for her current condition, and she had to lean against the woman so that she didn't fall over. "This girl! She's hot, SMOKING HOT!!" She leaned even closer to the woman, laughing from her own joke, and then she inhailed the woman's smell, frowned and backed away. "You smell." The woman rolled her eyes at her. "Maybe it's because I'm covered with blood and dirt? I just returned from slaughtering a whole bunch of horny men at one of our stripclubs.." She was about to walk up to the Oyabun to leave a report on her completed mission, but was stopped when Hana squealed delightfully, and pulled her into a hug. "You are PERFECT! Be my partner, whatever-your-name-is, on my new, dreadfull mission!"

The woman almost choked, and teared away from Hana. "What is all of this about, Oyabun?" She asked, and dusted off her clothes. The old man turned his amused eyes towards her. "This is Yoshida Hana, the Kyodai. I have given her the mission I discussed with you about last week." The woman's eyes twitched, and she put down the rifle on the floor while leaning against it. "And how does this concern me? I thought it was only the most trusted and skilled that were allowed to care for your daughter."

He gave her an apologizing laugh, while making his way across the room. "My dearest Riku-san, that was years ago. You have proven yourself worthy of my trust, and your skills are one of a kind. You have blossomed out to a beautiful lethal flower. You are more than ready." She met his gaze and nodded. "Oyabun, you are the only man I do not truly dislike, and you already know that my weapons are for your and only your service."

He sent her a smile, and when he reached the door, he turned around to face the two women. "You will retrieve more information later. Now, get cleaned up and pack your bags, you're leaving tomorrow." Both of the women bowed. "Hai, Oyabun!" And with that he left the room.

Riku turned and walked towards the door. "Shower, pack bag, sleep and then leave..I'm so damn tired!!" Hana walked past Riku before she left the room. She reached into her pocket and pulled out the same plasticbag that she had offered to the Oyabun. "Try some of this magical powder and we'll be able to leave tonight!" Riku imagined all the pretty ways that she could kill this annoying bitch, but figured that it wouldn't be a good idea to kill the one right-hand of the Oyabun. How this weird girl had managed to become so high ranked was beyond her. "No thank you, Hana-kyodai. I will see you tomorrow." And with that she walked away, leaving Hana with Kyoko.

Hana wondered if Kyoko even knew that someone wanted to kidnap, and possibly kill her. The father was extremly overprotective when it came to his daughter, and had probably not told her yet. "Great." Hana put on her professor face and straightened up. This was going to be a long night with a lot to explain.

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Hana woke up with a groan and rubbed her face furiously. A loud "thump" was heard next to her ear, and she flinched by the noise. "Dude, what the hell? The clock is only-.."

"12:00 pm." A female voice cut in, and she squinted her eyes open. Towering above her, a short figure stood, tapping her fingers against the gigantic rifle she was resting against. "Rise and shine."

Kyoko came running into the room, and jumped up and down. "We're leaving now!!" Hana just turned around and pulled the cover over her head. "No way." Kyoko pulled away the cover, and Riku pushed Hana onto the floor. She went over to Hana's closet, and when she opened it, a waterfall of clothes fell over her, and burried her underneath them. Riku sighed and grabbed a pair of black pants and a white shirt from the pile over her, and threw it over at Hana's head. "We're leaving in five mintues. Be ready!" She sighed, and crawled out from the heap of clothes on the floor. "We're leaving right now!" Hana walked past her, fully dressed and grabbed the car keys hanging next to the door. "That was quite...fast.." Riku muttered. "Well, she's famous for her one-night stands. I'm sure she's been in a hurry when the wives comes home..." Kyoko grinned pervertly as they closed the door to Hana's apartment. "I bet." Riku replied.

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They had been driving for 5 hours straight, and Hana began to sing louder and louder, not giving a shit about Riku's complains. The singing irritated Riku to no end, but what irritated her the most was the fact that Hana actually sang very well, even though she was only singing to piss Riku off, which by the way, worked perfectly. When Hana reached a certain tone, where not even Riku could reach, something inside of her snapped, and she pulled out one of her guns and aimed it at Hana's lolling head. "If you don't shut up, I'm going to shoot your fucking brains out!" Kyoko gulped and watched the scene in front of her with an amused sparkle in her eyes.

Hana moved her head and faced Riku with a "the-calm-before-the-storm" look. Then she grabbed the hand-brake, and the car started to spin around in circles until it stopped dead in the middle of the road, causing the driver behind them to curse loudly as he drove past. Hana and Riku had never let their gaze travel anywhere else than the other one's eyes. Kyoko crawled up from the floor just in time to see Hana pull out her gun and imitate Riku's move. "Are YOU talking to ME?!" Riku's eyes widened in wonder, and she dropped her gun just to take over Hana's. "Where did you get this gun? It's so..original!"

" It was custom made for me." Was her reply, and Riku's eyes sparkled as she started to stroke the gun slowly, as if it had been a cat. "I want one too..see how the-..blabla...bla...blablablabla.." Hana stopped listening when Riku started to talk gibberish and she started up the car again. Kyoko leand back into her seat and breathed out. "That was too close.."

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"Do we really have to stay at this place? It looks like it's gonna fall apart any second." Kyoko whined, and poked at a bug-eaten wall. "It is newly renovated!" The owner of the motel was sitting behind a just as bug-eaten desk, and he lowered the newspaper he had been reading, while he eyed them suspiciously. Hana walked up to the desk, and dropped a bunch of money on it. The desk groaned as the money hit its surface, but with a firm poke on the side of it from the owner, it stopped. "I called and ordered a room for three in the name Kurosaki." The owner got up from his chair and grabbed one of the keys hanging behind him on the wall. "Room 7." He muttered, and threw the keys at Hana, she caught them with ease.

As the girls walked to their room, Hana turned her head to look at the owner again. He was acting weird, and something told her that they should be carefull at this place. They had reached the door and Hana put the key in the lock, turned it and looked at Riku. "Be ready." Riku nodded, she had alost sensed that something was wrong, and put a hand on the silver gun hidden under her jacket. Hana threw the door open, and pulled Kyoko out of the way as bullets came flying at them instantly. Her hand went for her gun, but she couldn't find it anywhere. Then she heard the familiar sound of her precious gun being fired, and she turned around. "I love this gun!!" Riku shouted, as the took out the "bad guys" one by one, each one of them got a bullet right between their eyes.

"Hey, that's my gun!" Hana whined, as Riky started to laugh like a madman(woman). She whirled on the spot, and kicked the owner that had sneaked up behind them. "Tss, that's very rude. To sneak up behind two ladies." She pulled out her katana, and sliced his head off in one swing. "now, that's ART!" Hana declared with a grin, and wiped off the sword on the man's clothes. She recieved an annoyed glance from Riku, before she threw the gun back to Hana. "This is going too slow, it is time to show you REAL art!" She explained with a grin, and she reached down to get the guitar case, which she had seated on the ground at the start of the battle. "Oh great!" Hana groaned. "She's going to play until their ears starts to bleed them to death." Riku rolled her eyes, and flipped the case open and revealed weapon parts. In a blink of an eye, she had put the parts together and she loaded her rifle with a snap. "Let's rock!" And with that, she charged towards the rest of the enemies.

Kyoko stepped over the dead bodies and looked out through the window. "Looks like we've got company." Riku kicked at one of the bodies, and grabbed the dead guy's gun. "What do you mean? I killed them all." Right then a loud bang was heard, as the door got kicked in. Hana reached for her katana again, but dropped it when a gun poked her in the back of her head. "Drop your weapons and put your hands up in the air. You've got no where to run." Hana did as she was told, and turned around with her hands over her head. She almost fell backwards when she looked into the man standing in front of her. "Hana?" "Daisuke?"

Riku glared at the man that was pointing a gun at her. "Didn't your mother learn you manners? Never point a gun at a lady." The man gave her a crooked smirk and leaned his head to one side. "My mom taught me to put all the bad guys into prison. Even the ladies." Riku rolled her eyes and looked over at the shocked Hana. "Hey Hana, do you have one-night-stands with cops too?"

"Uh..this is my boyfriend's brother..I mean exboyfriend.." Hana's eyes clouded, and her face went blank for a moment. She glanced over to Riku, who nodded as if she knew what she meant by that. She kicked the police who was pointing his gun at her in his stomach, grabbed her weapons and Kyoko. "I'm sorry, Daisuke.." Hana whispered, then faster than the eye could see, she had dropped to the floor and kicked Daisuke's feet under him, making him fall. Riku kicked the window open, and pulled her and Kyoko out through it. "OH MY GOD, WOMAN! WE'RE ON THE THIRD FLOOR!! AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiii!" Kyoko screamed, as Riku used her rifle to slide down a rope to a nearby house. Hana grabbed her gun and ran towards the window, giving Daisuke a quick glance over her shoulder before she followed the others. He got up on his legs and ran over to the window, just in time to see the three women disappear behind a corner. He rubbed his face furiously. "Fuck!"

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"NOO! I WANT IT BACK!!" Hana yelled, and twirled around to run back. Riku grabbed her shirt and pulled her back. "Then you will be arrested, baka." Hana's shoulders slumped in defeat and she sighed deep. "But that was my favorite car..plus, now we dont have a vechicle." Riku rolled her eyes. "We have legs, use them." Kyoko's eyes widened, and she pulled back in protest. "You two are used to walk miles, but I am not. You must get another car or carry me!" Hana and Riku exchanged glances, and both of them nodded as they replied at the same time. "Car."

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"Why do I have to do this? I'm not a whore, I just like to get laid." Hana sighed, and pulled her shirt off. Riku eyed her up and down before pushing her out on the street. "Get a car to stop, if it's a man you can just cut his head off and we'll take the car." Only a few minutes passed before a middle age buisnessman pulled up next to Hana. "Hi there sexy, how about you come with me and give me some action before I return home to my wife?" If it wasn't because the trio were in a desperate need of a car, Hana would have accepted his offer, just to forget, just to have a reason to get sky high on her "magical powder". She smiled at the man, and walked closer. While he was busy checking out her bare belly and long legs, she pulled out the katana that she had been hiding behind her back. "Hey, look me in the eyes." The man looked up, but didn't get a chance to reply before his head was rolling on the ground.

Hana put the katana back into it's black sheet, and dragged the body onto the street before getting into the car. She drove back to the alley where the others were waiting. Hana barley noticed when they got back into the car. Her face was blank, her eyes fixed on the road infront of her, and her mind focused that bloody night three years ago. When she heard the doors close, she wasn't sure if it were gunshots, or just the doors closing. She didn't bother to look around to check, she just started the car again and drove off.

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Kyoko gave the woman next to her a concerned look, they had been driving for hours and Hana hadn't said a word to either of them. She opened her mouth to ask if something was wrong, but decided to leave it since she didn't know how Hana would react. She leaned back into the seat and closed her eyes. Soon she was sound asleep.

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"Mon cherie, allez!" The young woman whispered into her daughter's ear, and she pushed the girl towards the window. "Pourquoi maman? Je veux rester!" The woman shaked her dark head. "Non, congé maintenant." And with that she pushed the girl out through the window and turned around when the door was kicked open. "You can have me, but not my daughter."

The young girl jumped down onto the grass and she turned towards the front door when she heard a loud "bang" and her mother's cry. "MAMAN!" She yelled, running towards the door. "NON, RIKU ALLEZ, ALLEZ!" She could hear her mother scream, before another shot was heard, and her mother's cries died with it. "Non...maman.." She whispered, while tears ran down her cheeks. The door slammed open, and a brownhaired man walked out. Their eyes met, and for a few seconds they stood still, simply staring at each other. After what seemed to be forever, the man started to grin. "So that's the bitch's offspring. Cute." And he pulled out his gun and aimed it at her. "Say bye-bye!"

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A/N: It was YEARS since I took french classes, so my french sucks.. :D If you know french better than me, please tell me so that I can change into the right words.