Visser Three from The ellimist's band "The Rocking Rollers" stepped up to the microphone. uh… hum. Testing, testing 123… This is the song that I wrote, it's called Do You Know What It Feels Like For A Yeerk. You should see the video, apparently it made people puke so they banned it on YTV (Yeerk TV) and UBC (Universe Broadcasting Coorperation). Anyway, here I go.
Wetly slimy
Skin as sour as lemon, baby
Tight green slime
Skin that bubbles when patched
Mushy inside but you don't
know it
Good little Yeerks they never show
It
When you open up your mouth
to speak
You realize you cant.
Do you know what it feels like
for a Yeerk?
Do you know what it feels like in
this world
for a Yeerk?
Hair that twirls on host's finger tips so
gently, baby
Hands that rest on upset lips (of the controller, to shut 'im
up)
Repenting
Hurt that doesn't
show and
Tears that don't fall
At all
When you're host is trying hard to be
It's best
Could you make 'er a little less
Do you know what it feels like
for a Yeerk?
Do you know what it feels like in
this world
for a Yeerk?
Weak inside but you don't know it
Good little Yeerks they never show it
When you open up your mouth to speak
Realise that you caaaaaaaaaan't!
Do you know what it feels like
for a Yeerk?
Do you know what it feels like in this world
for a Yeerk (considering it's not even ours)?
In this world
Do you know?
Do you know?
Do you know what it feels like
for a Yeerk?
What it feels like in this world,
That's not even ours.
Thank you. Thank you. Visser Three blew kisses to the crowd.