Just Roll The Camera
Chapter 1 The Number One Show RASENGAN! (Naruto yelling)
Author by Dominate One
Yaoi baby! Got to love it!
"Sasuke can you get me the wire thats on the table over there?" Came a immediately question from Kakashi that was standing not to far away from the camera equipment that was pointing at the stage with a chair and a couch.
Rasengan was the shows name and a hit one at that, it was performed by Jiraiya. He interview the hottest celebrities the world has ever seem. Jiraiya was getting to the point were he wanted to retired and pass the show onto some one younger and hotter that the show will continue on with the new kid.
Sasuke a younger hired intern of Kakashi was the head camera man, Sasuke had jumped up when he was asked to find the wires that he needed. Sasuke looked around where he was at, a table with a ton of different colored wires. This was his first day on the job and the wires was his first duty as a camera assistance asked of him and didn't know which one that he needed.
"It's the blue one!" Came the inpatient reply from the white-haired male.
Oh come on! There's three different color blues here! "Kakashi-sempai can you be more detailed with what type of blue it is?"
Kakashi sighed, he had enough of this. He started walking over to the very confused and very embarrassed raven. He shoved the younger male to the side and grabbed the darkest blue there was, he didn't give the raven any glance as he walked back over to the camera.
Sasuke tsk as he looked away, it wasn't is fault that the guy was stupid and should have gave a better answer then the blue one!
Kakashi plugged the end of the blue wires into the camera side and to the monitor from the director to see as will as the rest of the cast and crew.
Today Jiraiya will be interview a new hot shot singer from a small village called Sound, Temari the girl had looks and the voice and in Jiraiya case a nice set of boobs. He's was the one to request the girl after seeing her performance on ' Konoha Got Talent' it was a knock off on the American version.
She hasn't yet to arrive but her limo was on the way, with her manager and a few other people.
Jiraiya appeared from the makeup room with dark lines running on his face, he already had his clothes for the show on. There was a guy running away with a wire in his ear asking if Temari was her yet, he was in a panic since they with air in about thirty minutes.
Jiraiya made a beeline to the donut table, with a cream fill donut that he had spotted early. He picked it up and walked over at a raven that was keeping a safe distance away from anyone. "Hey kid you new?"
"Jiraiya-sempai? Un, yes. I'm trying with this job but right now I'm really bad at it."
He chuckled, "all you have to do it get you rhyme and in no time I'm sure you will be head camera man." He gave him a wink, "or the next hermit?"
"A hermit?"
Jiraiya looked stun as the kid didn't know who he really was. He brought up his hand, he lifted his leg and bounced to the side, "I'm Jiraiya the hermit sage! And the women clang to my every word and is my inspiration on my writing!"
Sasuke found himself having a sweat droplet running down back of his head. "I'll try." I can't believe this guy is my boss. Who would in their right mind will work for him or every be his pupil?
Jiraiya had left Sasuke to head towards the stage where he sat down and grabbed a sheet f paper that someone had headed him after he had sat down.
"Temari will be arriving soon!" Was call out my the headphone male.
Jiraiya snickered and rubbed his hands together, fresh meat.
"Temari's here! Everyone get ready!" He said to everyone around him, he soon press the headphone and talked to the other person that was on the other end. "Is she camera ready? Yes she is camera ready." He nodded with a smile forming. Having her camera ready make things a lot easier. "People she's coming. Everyone get ready!"
Temari was rushed to the stage with people powering her face and adding glossy pink lip stick.
'Talk Show Host Jiraiya The Hermit'
"Temari welcome hottie. So how was the American tour?" Jiraiya asked off the Q cards.
"It was all very amazing. American people are probably my biggest fans out there." She replied just like her manager had asked her too. "I would have like to stay longer but my Chine Tour is about to began soon."
"Very interesting...you have a boyfriend now? Probably with a huge sloth."
"Sloth?"
Jiraiya nodded, "yea I can't say censored on TV. So huge sloth, yes or no."
"Both."
"Ahh, you nasty censored tease."
Temari wasn't laughing, "that makes two of us."
Jiraiya jumped up off his chair, "HEY! I'm not a censored, women with bigs tits gets me censored. I will show you later what a real censored tease really is.."
"Jiraiya stick with the Q cards." His ear piece commanded. "We're live stop saying bad things, children are watching."
Jiraiya cleared his throat, he calmly sat down. "Temari I hear you coming out with a new album, what is it called and can we have simple of one of your hits."
Temari smiled, "the new album will be coming out in November, and it is call Fan. I have the perfect song to sing for all of you."
The crowds started screaming and clapping.
The camera zoned up close to Jiraiya. "When you come back Temari will be preforming one of his songs from her new album that and more coming up."
"And were out!" The head camera called out.
Make up people come out of stage, fluffing her hair and applying lip stick. The band was already set up on the right side of the stage were she will be singing. She got up and headed for the band stage area, she sat on the stool with a mic stand in front of her.
"Were coming back...in...5..4..3." He did the last two numbers using his fingers.
"Welcome back, allow me to introduce Fan-On-Fan. With her singing a song from her new album. Here she is!"
The camera moved to the band stage, the drum started and then the rest of the musician followed and then her voice open.
'Talk Show Host Jiraiya The Hermit'
"Thats a wrap! Good job everyone!" Cast and craw people clapped and cheered. Jiraiya was already heading for his dressing room. Fan-On-Fan left for a plane to South America to a tour there.
Kakashi was wrapping wires inbetween his thumb and index fingers that ran over his elbow. Kakashi looked around and found his intern being harassed by the female inters. "Hey..you." Kakashi said pointing at the raven.
"Its Sasuke." He said as he pulled away from the girls and headed to see what his boss wanted.
Kakashi grinned under his grey blue mask, "I see that you become popular with the ladies."
"Them!" Sasuke sneered as he turned his head to see 'Them.'(1)
"Yes them, you have a problem with them?"
"Yes. Yes I do. Did you need something?" He said impatiently. He was headed the wined up coils, he took them and stared at them before looking up to his boss.
"I have a field test for you, I want you to take a camera and go video tape what you see."
"Whats the point in that?"
"I was an intern just like you and my boss told me to do the same..." Kakashi differed off, remembering that day when he too took a camera.
Sasuke looked around him, his boss had his head tilted up and slightly turn to the side. "Kakashi? Kakashi!" Sasuke let out a puff out air, he walked away from the crazy white-haired. Jiraiya...Kakashi. Sasuke then been wondering if everyone that works there loses their minds.
Sasuke walked over to the cameras on a long table, he was a camera man so taking one wasn't going to get him in trouble. He took the camera that had a tan tape stuck to the side that had a number 54. He picked it up, it was a small one and could be held with his hands.
He turned it on and uncap the lens, he looked through it and began looked around the room. Having one eye on one particular spot really helps you focus and not be distracted by other meanness things.
Sasuke heard someone cleared their throat, his leaned his head back and brought the camera. He looked to the side and found Kakashi standing not to close by.
"Looks like you found a camera for you." He walked over to the raven, looking at the number before smiling. "This will be interesting..." He said offhandedly.
"What are you talking about?" He said in a puzzled tone.
"No. Nothing." He shook his head.
"Whats with the eye patch?" He gestured to the left side of his own face since he rather not touch or point at his patched eye. "I saw you taking it off when we were going live?"
"This," Kakashi covered his left eye using his hand, "is my camera eye. It show great detail of any shot."
"Camera eye?" Sasuke paused as he looked down at the camera. "Is that a profession saying?"
"Nope. My saying. When you work on their camera eye you'll see what I'll see."
Sasuke lifted his head, "and how do I do that?"
"Look through a camera."
"I get to took this with me?" He lifted up the camera.
Kakashi smirked as his eyes looked down at the equipment. "Call it homework." With that said he turned away and headed back over to the lounge room where everyone was at.
Sasuke watched the white-haired male walk away, his eye shot down to the camera. Sasuke took the camera as he walked straight to the exit sign, Sasuke soon started taping whatever was around him. He started with the parking lot.
'Talk Show Host Jiraiya The Hermit'
Uzumaki Naruto slammed the door open as he was storming away from a screaming Jiraiya, he grunted as he over stepped some wires. He gave a side glance to the lounge room where he heard the craw laugh and talk.
Naruto was heading over to the long table where he had placed his camera and other wires. The blond shifted around, he was becoming flustered as he couldn't find his camera. He looked at the taped on and still he didn't see his camera. Camera 54 was missing.
"Where the hell is my camera?!" Naruto muttered, he must had sense someone behind as he turned and stared at the older man. "What are you doing here?"
Kakashi smirked, "looking for camera 54?"
Naruto expression snapped, from glare to surprise. "Where is it?"
"My intern, Sasuke has it. I think I saw him out in the parking lot."
Naruto glared, "you are such a dick Kakashi!" He ran passed the white-haired male and to the exit door as fast as his legs could move.
'Talk Show Host Jiraiya The Hermit'
Sasuke shifted around, watching cars drive up to the security as he raised the gate. He lifted his arm a little to get a different angle, then he heard foot steps. He turned and found a panting blond stopping a mere 5ft from Sasuke. I think I just found my camera eye.
"Thats my camera!" He extracted his hand, expectantly the raven to hand it over.
Sasuke dropped the camera from his eyes and stared at the other male. He didn't move or speak.
"Are you deaf?"
Sasuke blinked as the blond had just insulted him! "No I'm not."
"Then can I have my camera back."
Sasuke held the camera close to him. "Kakashi told me to took this camera."
"Well it wasn't his in the first place!" Naruto came forward and took the grey and black camera from the pale his hands. The the camera in his hands Naruto turned away and walked back toward the studio.
Kakashi appeared next to the raven, he had his hands inside his pocket. "You just meet Naruto. He's will be Jiraiya replacement in the future as you will be my replacement."
TBC
(1) "Them" Is a movie.. an alive horror movie, where the main characters wear special sunglasses to see their real faces. Sasuke meant they are two-faced.