She caught him peeping, of course creating a mess.
"HOUSHI-SAMA!!"
Inuyasha had have his rightful amount of punces too. according to Kagomes counting, Miroku currently was at 128 hits, and Inuyasha at... 86.
While Miroku runned around in circels, trying too avoid the angry demonslayer, Kagome called back in her head.
The first punch Inuyasha had recieved was because he:
Tried to take the chocolate.
The second one he got when... Lets see... ah right!
He muttered about Sango being stupid.
Kagome didn't come further until Miroku took a hold on her shoulders and tried to hide behind her.
"KAa-Gooo-Meee!!Help!"
Bam!
Peeping monk+Hiraikotsou Kissing the ground Miroku looses braincells. (if he had any too start with xD)
--
Later that night, when Inuyasha and Miroku got to talk, Miroku attempted too explain the womans "issues"
"Keh! First Kagome, now Sango! Next week i guess shippo will do it!"
"Ehhh..." Miroku sweatdropped. " It's not quite like that"
"Keh!"
"You see, every month every woman go through their, ehhh, period"
"Period?" (Clueless Inuyasha xD)
"It's umm... Like a cleaning process!They get moodswings"
"You don't say," Inuyasha muttered.
"... And bleed"
"Hohkay."
Inuyasha got up. "Where you going? I'm not done yet!"
"Oi, Sango"
"Hnn"
"Are you bleeding right now?"
Kagome, Miroku and Sango frozed.
"According the the monk, you have a period."
Sango turned red. Then her brows furrowed.
"MIIIIROOOKUUUU!!" She yelled, causing Sesshomaru winc over in the western lands.
Slap! BAm! CRASH!
"YOU! PERVERT! MONK!"
Kagome couldn't keep up with the hits anymore.
That night, Inuyasha sleeped (more like laid uncounciuss) in a 4 meter deep hole in the ground, caused by sits, which was caused by Kagome. He had pulled up a package of tampons from her suitcase.
"What's this?" He said.
Then reading the instructions.
Making Kagome sit him. A lot.
Miroku slept in the tree, 'cause Sango threw him a litte too hard.
-- Moral: Never, EVER, ask either Sango or Kagome any of this questions boys. (inuyasha and Miroku)Especially not on their time of the month.
Keheh xD Poor Miroku, he never finished his little "teaching"
Well... Rewiew!! Please! -Puppyeyes-
Then you'll make my day!