The sequel to "Love Triangles" if you haven't figured it out by the title.
We again join Harry, Audrey and the gang in the common room in their heated
game of truth or dare. We don't own the characters except Audrey.
Harry: (Reluctantly sits back down) Okay, Truth or Dare?
Audrey: Truth.
Harry: *Still upset with her, tries to think of a humiliating and evil question * If you had to choose between Krum and me who would you choose?
Audrey: * Horror-struck * I can't believe you just said that. What gives you the right to ask a person that kind of question? Are you heartless?
Harry: Of course not, you need a heart to live, and since I'm not dead, it's obvious that I have a heart.
Audrey: You have some nerve to talk to me like that.
Harry: Well it takes nerve to be a two-timing tramp like you.
Audrey: * Livid * WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
Harry: You heard me, or do I need to repeat myself because it takes your brain a while to comprehend.
Audrey: *Can't even find words to match her anger *
Harry: That's right, you know I'm right.
Audrey: You are the most inconsiderate and cold-hearted person on the planet!
Harry: Well that's just silly, have you met everyone on the bloody planet! (A/N: That is from Two Weeks Notice, except for the "bloody" part)
Audrey: Well I'm sure if I had, no one would compare to you.
Harry: Well you have obviously forgotten about Voldemort!
Audrey: That's it; I am not going to answer to some thick, filthy git like you!
Harry: FINE! (Storms out of common room)
Audrey: FINE! (Storms up to her dormitory)
Ron: So, truth or dare Hermione? ***
10 minutes later.
Harry comes back into the common room and joins Ron and Hermione by the fire.
Harry: Where's Audrey?
Ron: Why, so you can just bombard her with more insults?
Harry: What is that supposed to mean?
Ron: You two were just fighting, mate.
Harry: What? I was in the library!
Ron: No, you were just in here fighting with Audrey!
Harry: What are you talking about?
Ron: We were playing truth or dare, remember?
Harry: No, I was in the library, because I thought Audrey was there.
Ron: Why would you want to talk to Audrey after you were just fighting with her?
Harry: I WASN'T fighting with her. I was trying to FIND her to TALK with her. Do you see where I'm coming from?
Ron: Yeah, you just came out of the portrait hole.
Harry: Yes, I was coming back from the library!!!!!!!
Ron: How have you had time to go to the library and back when we just finished playing truth or dare like ten minutes ago?
Harry: I wasn't playing truth or dare, I WAS IN THE LIBRARY!
Ron: I know but before you went to the library, you were playing truth or dare?
Harry: I never played truth or dare!!!
Ron: Wait a second; you mean to say that you didn't play truth or dare, and you were in the library the whole time?
Harry: YES!!!!!! Are you that dim?
Ron: This doesn't make any sense. I clearly remember you being here with us ten minutes ago. How could you have been in two places at once?
Harry: I don't know. Is it even possible?
Hermione: I know you can do a lot of things with magic, but physically being in two places at once without being aware is not one.
Harry: What do you mean, without being aware?
Hermione: Well, remember in third year when I used the Time-Turner to be in two classes at once? But I knew that I was in two places at once, and I had to have the Time-Turner in order to do it.
Harry: Oh yes, I forgot about that.
Ron: So maybe you weren't in the library. Maybe it was just an illusion or a dream or something. Maybe you did play truth or dare, but shortly after we were done, you hit your head causing you to hallucinate and think that you were in the library.
Harry: I think you're the only one who has had head traumas severe enough to cause brain damage.
Ron: Where would you get that idea?
Harry: It shows.
Ron: Well, Mum mentioned something about me falling down the stairs when I was a baby. She even said Dad didn't bother to stop me even though he was standing right behind me trying to take a picture.
Harry: Why I am not surprised?
Ron: And then there was the time when I was flying and a bird flew straight into head causing me to fall off my broom and fall twenty feet to the ground.
Harry: Twenty? Are you sure it wasn't forty?
Ron: What's that's supposed to mean?
Harry: Never mind. Look, I am sure I wasn't dreaming. There has to be some explanation. It wasn't me in the common room tonight; it was someone else who looked like me.
Ron: So you are saying it wasn't you, but someone who looked like you?
Harry: Yes!!!!!!
Ron: But what if you hit your head?
Harry: (Containing his anger and rage) We. Already. Went. Through. THIS!!!!!!!
Ron: Oh yeah.
Harry: I just don't understand how someone could obtain the same physical appearance of me. There has to be some sort of magic involved.
Ron: (Sarcastically) Harry, do you really think that you can just conjure up some potion or spell when you become someone else.
Harry: That's IT!!!!! A Polyjuice potion!!!!! That's what they could have used!!!! It all makes sense now. Thanks Ron!!!!
Ron: (Still unaware of what he did) Wait. huh? Uhhhh. You're welcome.
Harry: Now all we need to figure out is who and why.
Ron: Why?
Harry: I can't work with this.
Ron: With what? Your hands are empty.
Harry: Look, Ron I have bigger problems to deal with than you right now. We need to get to the bottom of this mess.
Hermione: I can't think of any reason why anyone would pretend to be you.
Harry: They obviously had a plan and a purpose. They must have wanted something and would go to any lengths to get it.
Hermione: But who would want to impersonate you?
Harry: And how did they know the password? It must be someone from Gryffindor.
Hermione: Not necessarily. Remember in third year? With snuffles?
Harry: Right. I forgot about that.
Ron: And why would they want to become you just to play truth or dare with us and insult Audrey?
Harry: It could be because someone wanted Audrey mad at me.
Ron: Why would someone want to do that?
Harry: I don't know, but I think we should tell Audrey.
Hermione: Give her some time. I have a feeling she won't want to talk to you now. She's probably still pretty upset. Talk to her tomorrow.
Harry: All right. *Yawns * I'm tired. I think I'm going to go to bed now. (Heads up the stairs)
Ron: I'd better get to bed too. 'Night Hermione. (Turns and follows Harry)
Hermione: Good night, Ron. (Heads up towards the girls' dormitory)
***
Harry: (Reluctantly sits back down) Okay, Truth or Dare?
Audrey: Truth.
Harry: *Still upset with her, tries to think of a humiliating and evil question * If you had to choose between Krum and me who would you choose?
Audrey: * Horror-struck * I can't believe you just said that. What gives you the right to ask a person that kind of question? Are you heartless?
Harry: Of course not, you need a heart to live, and since I'm not dead, it's obvious that I have a heart.
Audrey: You have some nerve to talk to me like that.
Harry: Well it takes nerve to be a two-timing tramp like you.
Audrey: * Livid * WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
Harry: You heard me, or do I need to repeat myself because it takes your brain a while to comprehend.
Audrey: *Can't even find words to match her anger *
Harry: That's right, you know I'm right.
Audrey: You are the most inconsiderate and cold-hearted person on the planet!
Harry: Well that's just silly, have you met everyone on the bloody planet! (A/N: That is from Two Weeks Notice, except for the "bloody" part)
Audrey: Well I'm sure if I had, no one would compare to you.
Harry: Well you have obviously forgotten about Voldemort!
Audrey: That's it; I am not going to answer to some thick, filthy git like you!
Harry: FINE! (Storms out of common room)
Audrey: FINE! (Storms up to her dormitory)
Ron: So, truth or dare Hermione? ***
10 minutes later.
Harry comes back into the common room and joins Ron and Hermione by the fire.
Harry: Where's Audrey?
Ron: Why, so you can just bombard her with more insults?
Harry: What is that supposed to mean?
Ron: You two were just fighting, mate.
Harry: What? I was in the library!
Ron: No, you were just in here fighting with Audrey!
Harry: What are you talking about?
Ron: We were playing truth or dare, remember?
Harry: No, I was in the library, because I thought Audrey was there.
Ron: Why would you want to talk to Audrey after you were just fighting with her?
Harry: I WASN'T fighting with her. I was trying to FIND her to TALK with her. Do you see where I'm coming from?
Ron: Yeah, you just came out of the portrait hole.
Harry: Yes, I was coming back from the library!!!!!!!
Ron: How have you had time to go to the library and back when we just finished playing truth or dare like ten minutes ago?
Harry: I wasn't playing truth or dare, I WAS IN THE LIBRARY!
Ron: I know but before you went to the library, you were playing truth or dare?
Harry: I never played truth or dare!!!
Ron: Wait a second; you mean to say that you didn't play truth or dare, and you were in the library the whole time?
Harry: YES!!!!!! Are you that dim?
Ron: This doesn't make any sense. I clearly remember you being here with us ten minutes ago. How could you have been in two places at once?
Harry: I don't know. Is it even possible?
Hermione: I know you can do a lot of things with magic, but physically being in two places at once without being aware is not one.
Harry: What do you mean, without being aware?
Hermione: Well, remember in third year when I used the Time-Turner to be in two classes at once? But I knew that I was in two places at once, and I had to have the Time-Turner in order to do it.
Harry: Oh yes, I forgot about that.
Ron: So maybe you weren't in the library. Maybe it was just an illusion or a dream or something. Maybe you did play truth or dare, but shortly after we were done, you hit your head causing you to hallucinate and think that you were in the library.
Harry: I think you're the only one who has had head traumas severe enough to cause brain damage.
Ron: Where would you get that idea?
Harry: It shows.
Ron: Well, Mum mentioned something about me falling down the stairs when I was a baby. She even said Dad didn't bother to stop me even though he was standing right behind me trying to take a picture.
Harry: Why I am not surprised?
Ron: And then there was the time when I was flying and a bird flew straight into head causing me to fall off my broom and fall twenty feet to the ground.
Harry: Twenty? Are you sure it wasn't forty?
Ron: What's that's supposed to mean?
Harry: Never mind. Look, I am sure I wasn't dreaming. There has to be some explanation. It wasn't me in the common room tonight; it was someone else who looked like me.
Ron: So you are saying it wasn't you, but someone who looked like you?
Harry: Yes!!!!!!
Ron: But what if you hit your head?
Harry: (Containing his anger and rage) We. Already. Went. Through. THIS!!!!!!!
Ron: Oh yeah.
Harry: I just don't understand how someone could obtain the same physical appearance of me. There has to be some sort of magic involved.
Ron: (Sarcastically) Harry, do you really think that you can just conjure up some potion or spell when you become someone else.
Harry: That's IT!!!!! A Polyjuice potion!!!!! That's what they could have used!!!! It all makes sense now. Thanks Ron!!!!
Ron: (Still unaware of what he did) Wait. huh? Uhhhh. You're welcome.
Harry: Now all we need to figure out is who and why.
Ron: Why?
Harry: I can't work with this.
Ron: With what? Your hands are empty.
Harry: Look, Ron I have bigger problems to deal with than you right now. We need to get to the bottom of this mess.
Hermione: I can't think of any reason why anyone would pretend to be you.
Harry: They obviously had a plan and a purpose. They must have wanted something and would go to any lengths to get it.
Hermione: But who would want to impersonate you?
Harry: And how did they know the password? It must be someone from Gryffindor.
Hermione: Not necessarily. Remember in third year? With snuffles?
Harry: Right. I forgot about that.
Ron: And why would they want to become you just to play truth or dare with us and insult Audrey?
Harry: It could be because someone wanted Audrey mad at me.
Ron: Why would someone want to do that?
Harry: I don't know, but I think we should tell Audrey.
Hermione: Give her some time. I have a feeling she won't want to talk to you now. She's probably still pretty upset. Talk to her tomorrow.
Harry: All right. *Yawns * I'm tired. I think I'm going to go to bed now. (Heads up the stairs)
Ron: I'd better get to bed too. 'Night Hermione. (Turns and follows Harry)
Hermione: Good night, Ron. (Heads up towards the girls' dormitory)
***