Title: Another hospital scene

Author's note: A cute little one shot that just happened to pop into my mind. I named it 'Another' hospital scene because there's a hospital scene in The Dark Knight as well... and of course I'm using TDK Joker again!

Summary: Fluffy/violent one shot of Harley and The Joker.

Disclaimer: The Joker and Harley aren't mine ;)

'Harley! Where are you?!'

No answer.

'Harleen!'

I walked into her bedroom and saw a nurse leaning over her bed. When the nurse saw me in door opening she stood up straight. I saw a woman in Harley's bed but I didn't see who it was because she had bandages all over her.

The nurse put her stuff down on the nightstand and walked up to me.

'Where's Harley?!' I commanded her to answer me.

'Calm down, sir.' She held her arms up to my chest in order to escort me gently out of the room. 'Who are you anyway?'

'Get off me you woman!' I pushed her roughly out of my way. The figure in Harley's bed was in fact… Harley herself! Raged bottled up in me and I turned around to face the nurse. 'What did they do to her?' I growled.

'You go out right now!' The nurse said fiercely. 'My patient needs rest.' She made another attempt to lead me away from Harley's sleeping form in the bed. Was she sleeping? Or was it much worse than that?

'It is best if we talk a little outside this room –' and while the nurse was saying that she approached me and tried to flung her arm around my shoulder. I grabbed her arm and threw her to the ground. She looked up at me in shock.

'She's mine! And I want YOU out of this room!'

The nurse held her arms up in order to protect her face as I walked up to her. I held her by her throat and made her stand up, only to toss her around the room once more.

'Go away! Leave!' I picked up a chair and threw it at the nurse. Random things were tossed and broken as I let my temper go loose. She finally understood and crawled out of the room.

'Puddin'?' A small weak little voice said to me. It drew my attention. I forgot completely about the nurse and my anger disappeared. I ran up to her bed and dropped to my knees so I could face her.

'Darling, are you all right?'

Harley reached out and stroked my hair. I closed my eyes.

'Ow sure, mister J. You know I'll always be.'

I didn't even notice the audience that had gathered themselves in the door opening. Looking at the freaky clown that turned out to be the cute little blond girl's lover.

The end.

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