This is my second Invader Zim fan fiction. It's not a song, it's a story! But it might not make sense, since it's based on Charlie the Unicorn 2. Enjoy!
The Banana King of Doom
Chapter 1: The Amulet
Setting: Zim's house
Zim is in the making stuff room making who-knows-what for another evil diabolical plan he just thought of to take over the Earth and to get rid of Dib once and for all. Gir is running around the room for no apparent reason.
-Zim- Gir! Sit still! You might bump into something important!
-Gir- Huh?? (still running)
-Zim- My machine isn't done yet, and it's so powerful that if this breaks, my base will break! and if you ruin whatever I'm making, it will start doing horrible stuff.. so listen very.. very very very.. very very carefully
-Gir- What? (bumps into something important)
-Zim- Aah! My machine! (machine does a bunch of weird stuff and breaks) COMPUTER!
-Computer- (in an irritated voice) Whaaat?
-Zim- Run a diagnose on the machine!
-Computer- (scans the whatever Zim was making) Uhh.. it's broken.. and the base is broken too.
-Zim- Ugh. Computer! Do base repairs!
-Computer- This will take about two weeks ... (starts repairing itself)
-Zim- What?? I can't wait that long! and the only other person with the technology..AGH! NO! I won't even consider it!
(Vortex forms from Zim's machine and sucks both Zim and Gir in)
-Zim- NOOO!! (his scream fades to nothing)
Setting: Dib's house
Dib and Gaz are both in the living room and their dad is making stuff in his lab downstairs. Gaz is playing her Game Slave 2. Dib is watching a special marathon of Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery.
-Dib- Yes! A special marathon! (a vortex opens up in Dib's head) My head! My normal sized head has a vortex in it!! TURN THIS THING OFF!!
-Zim's Voice- NO! Your head is huge!!
-Dib- ZIM! Where are you?? What did you do to my head! AAH!
(Zim and Gir pop out of the vortex in Dib's head and it closes)
-Dib- Zim! What's going on here?!
-Gir- Master! Master! I got the amulet!
-Zim and Dib- What amulet??
-Dib- What's going on??
-Gir- The amulet! The magical amulet, Master! Sparkle sparkle!
-Zim- I don't know what you're talking about!
-Gir- The amulet.. The amulet!!
-Dib- OKAY! Now go away! A marathon is on and I'm trying to watch it!
-Gir- No Dib! Come with us!! (starts screaming and hitting Dib)
-Dib- Okay I'll go!
-Zim- Where are we going? And why are you coming?
-Dib- Because your insane robot won't stop until I come!! Sheesh.. How do you put up with him??
-Gir- We have to bring the amulet to the banana king!
-Dib- Yeah.. the banana king of course.. ABSOLUTELY NOT!!
-Gir- He's counting on us, Dib! If we don't bring it to the banana king, the vortex in your giant head will bring out a thousand years of darkness to the universe!
-Zim- YES!! YES!!
-Dib- No, Zim.. it's a thousand years of darkness to the UNIVERSE! Not just Earth, and that means Irk will be affected too.
-Gir- DARKNESS!! that means no more TACOS!! and no more TV !!
-Dib-(the vortex opens up in Dib's head and monster starts to pop out but then it closes again)Ok! I'll help you find the banana king!
-Gir- YAY!!
To be continued..
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