Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN PJO OR RICK! But if I did I would do something like this xD
Annabeth: I don't want to lose you seaweed brain.
Percy: You won't I have a plan.
-camera inches closer-
-monsters come closer-
Annabeth: Be sa- OW!
Percy: Argh! You did it again!
Annabeth: I did it? Argh I cannot work with you anymore!
Percy: Oh you can't work with me? I think your pride is getting in the way!
-Annabeth storms of set-
Random Monster 1: So what do we do now?
Director (I.E: ME!) : Take a break, y'all deserve it.
Random Monster 2: Cool! Percy you were amazing!
Me: And cut!
Percy: She is so insane! Tell me again why we're working with her?
Me: We need her.
Percy: She head butted me! And I am pretty sure she did it on purpose!
Me: Well if you have problems take it up with him.
Percy: NOT HIM!
Me: Yes…him…
Percy: I wouldn't do that to Annabeth.
Me: Because you loooove her!
Percy: So what? Everyone knows I do…but her
-looks at camera-
Percy: IS THIS THING STILL ON?
-camera falls over-
Beep
Grover: It's the great search for Pan.
Percy: Pam? You're all looking for cooking oil?
Grover: Blahahaha! Only a hum-
Percy: Ahhh! Personal space!
Me: Do not tell me Grover fell out of the tree…again.
Grover: -while standing up- S'all cool, s'all cool.
Percy: I swear by the end of this chapter I am going to be dead!
Me: No you won't…she said hopefully.
Grover: I am soooo sorry everyone!
Annabeth: -coming into view of camera- Oh my gods! –doubles over laughing- I can't believe you did it again!
Grover: Well not all of us are wise girls!
Me: Okay! Lets take it from the top!
Percy: -groans-
Grover: Sorry guys!
Beep
Blackjack: Man, I hate seeing that boat! It brings back baaad memories.
Percy: Well, don't stay close.
Blackjack: You sure boss?
Percy: Yeah…I suppose you could just drop us on deck. -looks behind- Where's Beckendorf?
Blackjack: Beckondorf?
Percy: Yeah, large, buff, African looking dude. Cool guy, son of Hephaestus.
Blackjack: He's supposed to be here?
-distant screams from sea-
Percy: He fell off again, didn't he?
Blackjack: I have no idea what you're talking 'bout boss.
Me: -face palms- Guys! We are not gonna finish if you keep doing this!
-Blackjack lands-
Beckendorf: Mudda******* left me in the sea…again!
Blackjack: Didn't feel the weight shift! Honest! –looks around innocently then nudges Beckendorf of platform into the sea again-
Me: -glares at Blackjack- I can replace you.
Beep
Percy: AHHHH!
Chiron: Di immortals!
Annabeth: That's a hellhound, from the fields of punishment. Somone must have summoned it!
Clarisse: Percy summoned it! It was Percy!
Chiron: Silence child!
-hellhound jumps at Percy-
-Percy stumbles backwards-
-archers ready-
-hellhound lands on Percy-
Grover: Oh great god Pan! It's eating his face off!
Percy: SOMEONE SAVE ME!
Annabeth: -falls over in laughter- Yeah, I think we got a rouge one there!
-camera zooms on hellhound licking Percy's face-
Percy: Its not funny! I'm actually getting wet here!
Clarisse: I saw we leave him.
Luke: I second that!
Silena: Yeah, may as well.
Dionysus: TO THE CAMPFIRE!
-people leave set-
Percy: Guys! Don't leave me!
Me: And this, people, is what I work with! Someone get the dog. I am off.
Percy: Yay…slobber!
-camera zooms in on Percy covered in slobber-
Beep
-back-stage camera otherwise known as the snoop cam-
Percy: -hushed voice- Look, Rick, mate. I love how you've portrayed me, but I am not that slow. Really I am not!
Rick: Percy, Percy, Percy. I know that! But if you weren't in the book, then I wouldn't get any readers and you wouldn't be here today!
Percy: What do you mean?
Rick: You're here….because of me! I love you really! Amazing character! Really truly amazing.
Percy: Oh…ok… -walks off-
Rick: -turns to camera- Complete and utter idiot! –walks off-
Me: -turns camera to self- Well, the seaweed brain lives on!
Beep
Luke: The golden age is coming, and you, Percy, shall not be apart of it! Get him!
-bear twins run at him-
Tyson: NO HURT PERCY!
Annabeth: Luke…wha-what happened?
Luke: Annabeth…I-
Tyson: Percy! –holding Percy in hug-
Percy: -face going blue- Can't…breathe…help…
-camera turns to see bear twins unconscious-
Me: Is anyone going to tell him this isn't actually real?
-Annabeth, Luke and Percy shake their heads-
Annabeth: -whispers in ear- Tell him that and you won't get a performance.
Me: -whispers back- But he keeps knocking out the actors.
Luke: Improvise time! –grabs random strangers sword- FIGHT ME YOURSELF OH GHASTLY FIEND!
-crew laughs-
Percy: -Uncaps Riptide- Oh yes, maiden stealer! I shall defeat you in a duel!
Annabeth: -looks confused temporarily- Oh…improve…not my strong point…but oh well. Oh no! Dear Percy, SAVE ME!
Tyson: What's going on?
Me: This is out of hand! –waves arms in front of camera- Cut! Cut! I SAID CUT!
Beep
Nico: Percy! Percy! You're back!
Percy: …yeah sure little bud…
Nico: Where's Bianca?
Percy: She…she…
Nico: No! No! You promised! –runs to pavillion-
Percy: -follows- Nico…she died a hero…she died saving my life…
Nico: No…no…no go away!
-skeletons show up-
Percy: Nico! Watch out!
Nico: You killed my sister and now you're trying to kill me! –closes eyes and covers ears-
-crack opens in floor-
Percy: Nico, n- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nico: -opens eyes- Where'd he go?
Me: -points to crack in floor-
Nico: Dammit not again!
Me: 'fraid so.
Percy: -from bottom of pit- Hey Nico! Could you hurry it up…I'm kinda cold down here!
Bianca: -walks in- I reckon we leave him…
Percy: Does everyone hate me?
Me: Pretty much. Your so slow…I think that's why!
Percy: I'm not! Even Rick said it!
Me: Suuuure! Camera off! We need to save that film!
Beep
-snoop cam-
Me: Look Grover, we need you to up your act.
Grover: Wha-why?
Me: We have loads of applies for your job.
Grover: But no-one can do a better me!
Me: No…but they can try…
Grover: …
Me: Brandon T. Jackson maybe….he says he thinks he would be a good Grover because of his wicked acting skills…do you agree?
Grover: NO!
Me: So get your act together! –walks off shaking ready to cry, whispers to cam- That hurt to do.
Grover: I can do it!
Beep
Me: Thats a rap! Tune in for more! ;)
Ok! So some outtake as if the book was a film…I got bored xD Anyway, please review! :D