Story: What the heck IS this place?!

Rating: M

Summary: Pein, the leader notices that the Akatsuki is losing business, so, he decides to take them all on a vacation. But, what happens when the end up in the world of pokemon? Naruto/Pokemon cross over. Random Akatsukis pared with other Akatsukis. Yaoi, Straight.

Warning: This is a lot of randomness. Really. Also, there may be a lot of swears with Hidan later on.

Disclaimer: I own neither Pokemon, or the Akatsuki. Or anything else for that matter. I'm not that special.

Prologue

It was a normal day at the akatsuki base. Pein, the leader of the akatsuki, made his way down the hallway. Today, was a very normal day. Pein hated that. They needed something to do this place was so boring. They hadn't caught anything lately, and no one was hiring them.

Pein let out a sigh. He looked up at the roof. His lips curled unto a smile. He knew what he was going to do. It would keep them all busy for a little while, and, hey, vacations never hurt anyone right?

Pein made his way to his office. He walked over to his desk and pressed the button on the speaker phone. The speakers buzzed for almost a minute, then he took in a deep breath. "Hello everyone, please come to the meeting room right away." Pein said clearly. He let go of the button, and went to his closet. He looked around for a moment and grabbed a box. He took the box and walked out of his office. He closed the door behind him and walked down to the meeting room.

All of the akatsuki members turned their heads and stared at him. They watched as he walked to his spot and put the box on the table.

Pein smiled. "Welcome." He said. The other akatsuki members stayed quiet. Pein took in a deep breath. "I'm sure you all have noticed that we have not had much business lately." Pein said. Kakazu stood up. "Yeah! This is hurting our business!" The miser yelled. Hidan rolled his eyes. Itachi, Sasori, and Zetsu stayed quiet, and kept their eyes on the box. Deidara and Konan where talking to each other. Tobi was watching everyone, while Kisame was watching him.

Pein scoffed. "Well. Until we have some business, we can all go on a vacation!" Pein yelled. Kakazu turned his head and stared at Pein. "Are you fucking serous?" Hidan asked. Pein nodded. "Yes, I'm serious." Pein said. Hidan smiled wildly. The rest of the Akatsuki looked at each other.

Konan stared at Pein, then to the box. "What's that?" Konan asked. The rest of the akatsuki stared at the box, then to the leader. Pein closed his eyes, then opened them. Ì need some help from Hidan for this jutsu to work.

Pein said. Hidan nodded and walked over to Pein. Pein opened the box and gave Hidan a knife. Hidan stared at the knife for a moment. Pein took out a book and opened it to a page, then he passed it to Hidan. Hidan stared at it for a moment, then nodded.

Hidan walked over to a empty corner of the room and cut himself, He started to make a couple symbols of the ground, then stood up, walked over to Pein, and handed him the book back, and the knife as well.

The akatsuki members stayed silent as they watched both Hidan and Pein. Hidan walked back over to the symbols and leaned down. The rest of the akatsuki watched. Hidan turned to them, "Are you coming over here or what?" Hidan asked.

The akatsuki members closed there eyes for a moment and walked towards Hidan. They all gathered around in a circle, and Hidan and Leader started to mumble things...

Soon, the markings on the ground were glowing bright red. The whole room suddenly went white, and no one could see a thing. Everyone shielded their eyes and grabbed onto the nearest person, making sure that they would at least have someone with them...

Note from StitchedRevolution: Welcome! This is just the prolouge, and from now on the akatsuki members will be in little groups. And don't worry, the chapters will be way, way, way longer then this one. This is just well... short. Hope you like it so far! I'll get working on the next thing as soon as i can! :D