Unwritten Author
Light, A grocer?!
My 2nd fan fiction.
Disclaimer: I don't own squat.
Summary: Light lives in a grocery store for a while.
Author's Note: This story takes place after the series but Light is still alive, kay?
Light woke up and decided he was hungry. He went downstairs and opened the fridge but there wasn't any food in there at all. But there were soup. Light doesn't eat soup so he decided it would be best to go to the grocery. But first he checked the cabinet for potato chips because Light likes potato chips. There were a whole lot of them in the cabinet yesterday? Where did they go today?
"Where did the potato chips go?" Light asked his sister who's name escapes me.
"I think your shinigami ate them all," she said.
She knows about the shinigami? How could that be? Then Light woke up because it was just a nightmare. Then he decided he dreamed that because he was hungry. But when he went downstairs there really wasn't any food. Not even soup.
He changed his shoes and left the house to go get groceries at the store. He drove there but he went over the speed limit and got a ticket. Light was really sad that he had to pay money because he just spent a lot of money on that TV that he threw away in the potato chip bag.
He wrote the name of the police guy in the death note so now he doesn't have to pay the ticket. Light went to Kroger's. He got a basket and started looking for stuff to buy.
Flashback:
Light said that he was going to go get some groceries so his mom gave him a grocery list.
End of Flashback.
Light past by a lot of doors that said employees only.
Light looked at the list but his mom's handwriting is crap so he decided to just buy whatever he wanted. He got sprinkles and junk and lots of potato chips. He didn't even care that he could read the part of the list that said soup because he hates soup. He didn't buy soup but he got stew because stew is okay.
Light noticed a door on the wall that didn't say employees only like the others did. So he opened the door but it was all pitch black. Went inside and the door slammed behind him. He felt for the light switch but there was not one. The light turned on it's own to show that this was another huge part of the grocery and he was surprised.
Then he noticed the fruit was really rotten. Oh my god! He had found his way into a grocery store in the shinigami realm! He picked up a rotten banana and bought it. He munched on the banana but then he started to get a headache. He was probably getting sick from eating such bad food. So he decided to find the farm-C there to get medicine for his headache.
He looked around but didn't see a farm-C because shinigami can't get sick so he realized he'd have to go back to the Albertson's in the other world to get medicine. He looked around but he didn't see the door. Was he trapped in the Shinigami world forever? That would be okay but he had a headache and needed some medication.
So he asked the guy working there how to get back to the human world. The man responded saying, "I didn't organize names to kitten noose orange work."
Light thought he was just speaking Engrish but then he realized it was a code! He used the first letter of every word that the cashier said to learn that the shinigami actually said, "I don't know!"
Light wasn't happy at this victory for long because then he realized he still didn't have a way out. But then he saw the door and went through. He went to the Farm-C to get the medicine but he left the door open to the shinigami realm!? What will happen now?
(Author's note: Reviewz plux. And I think you want to know what happens to Light, right? Heh. Well you won't know unless you review and favorite it and stuff.)