Okay I'm back! Keep in mind that these aren't really the morals that are put in each episode/short. Also, a lot of the episodes aren't in excact order.

Season 1:

Tourist Trapped: DISNEY CHANNEL FINALLY PUTS ON A GOOD SHOW!

Legend Of The Gobblewonker: SPEND TIME WITH YOUR RELATIVES BEFORE THEY DIE!

Headhunters: Uh...I don't know kill wax figures?

The Hand That Rocks The Mabel: PSYCICS ARE CREEPY STALKERS!

The Inconveniencing: DON'T TAKE DRUGS!

Dipper Vs. Manliness: ABBA IS AWESOME!

The Time Traveler's Pig: DON'T MESS WITH FIXED POINTS IN TIME!

Double Dipper: YOU'RE MAKING TOO MANY OF THESE WENDIP EPISODES! QUIT IT!

Boyz Crazy: WHEN YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING, PLAY IT BACKWARDS!

Summerween: PRESSING BUTTONS ON ANNOYING ELECTRONIC DEVICES MAY TRIGGER THE END OF THE WORLD!

Irrational Treasure: DON'T BE A STUCK-UP RICH BRAT!

Bottomless Pit!: HONESTY IS STUPID!

Little Dipper: IF YOU'RE SHORT, THAT'S OKAY!

The Deep End: MERPEOPLE ARE APPARENTLY SPANIARDS!

Fight Fighters: HIPSTERS ARE JERKS!

Land Before Swine: Punch dinosaurs? I don't know!

Boss Mabel: IF YOU WANT A CAREER, ONLY CARE ABOUT YOURSELF!

Carpet Diem: YOUR SIBLINGS ARE ANNOYING, SUCK IT UP AND DEAL WITH IT!

Dreamscapers: BOW TIES AREN'T COOL!

Gideon Rises: NEVER PUT A GRAVITY FALLS ATTRACTION IS DISNEYLAND! (A/N: No seriously, in Gideon Rises, Gideonland is basically a reference to Disneyland! I've had enough Disneyland experience to know!)

Dipper's Guide To The Unexplained:

The Candy Monster: HIDE YOUR CANDY SO YOU CAN KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!

Stan's Tattoo: NEVER TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF WHEN YOU WORK!

The Mailbox: ALEX HIRSCH IS SICK OF ALL YOUR FANMAIL!

The Tooth: THE COUNTRY BEARS ARE CREEPY AND DESERVE TO DIE! (Also, Bear-O is indeed a reference to the Country Bears)

Lefty: I don't know uh...don't stalk people?

The Hide-Behind: QUIT PLAYING SLENDERMAN!

Mabel's Guide To Life:

Mabel's Guide To Dating: DATING QUIZES ARE STUPID!

Mabel's Guide To Stickers: READ A HISTORY BOOK SO YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT THE ANCIENT AZTEC AIR BUD!

Mabel's Guide To Fashion: YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT A MAKEOVER!

Mabel's Guide To Colors: RAINBOWS CAN BE DEADLY!

Mabel's Guide To Art: DON'T BE A CAT PERSON!

Fixin' It With Soos:

Golf Cart: YOLO DO DANGEROUS STUNTS!

Cuckoo Clock: DON'T USE TOO MANY SPECIAL EFFECTS!

TV Shorts:

TV Shorts 1: IF YOU'RE IN JAIL, YOU CAN GAIN THE TRUST OF THOSE AROUND YOU TO BREAK OUT!

TV Shorts 2: THE OWACA ORGANIZATION USES ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY'RE ACTUALLY SMARTER THAN THE PEOPLE!

Mabel's Scrapbook:

Petting Zoo: COWS ARE EVIL!

Heist Movie: MY LITTLE PONY?! MORE LIKE, MY LITTLE BALONI! AM I RIGHT?

THE END

(Until next Season)