AC: hello everyone and welcome to "WOY: The Battle Royale" this is my first fanfics of my favorite show and I'm with Wander and Lord Dominator

Both: hi

Dark AC: now before we start this story is the sequel to Dr. Indigo "The Game"

Evil AC: and it take during The Battle Royale

AC: yep so Wander sweetie Disclaimer please

Wander: this lovely girl, AstralComet do not own Wander over Yonder if she does then she'll be making a new season

AC: God I love this furball *look at readers* now enjoy this story my cute pikachu

Dark AC&Evil AC: cause it's going to be one hell of a ride

Chapter 1: The Battle Royale part 1

He won't do it. He won't fall for her tricks. No matter what she do, no matter what she throw at him or what obstacle she put in his way, Wander will not submit to her will. He won't become evil, he won't rule over the galaxy and he definitely won't be hers for the taking.

He's a kind-hearted, selfless and helpful person, and nothing what she say or do will make him stray from his path of goodness. But she already have a head start and she's ain't backing down for nothing, and she already said that she'll turn him into the vilest villain this universe had ever seen. He probably shouldn't take her for granted but she won't be able to do it, if she falls in love with someone else.

That's why he set up a plan. A plan so crazy, it might just work. All he had to do is put his plan into action and hope that it works. Besides what harm will it be?

A red ring is glowing brightly, showing its immense power. Soon Kragthar's face appear before the ring, smirking evilly and showing his sharp teeth "the ring of invincibility shall be mine." Suddenly, a blue ray shoot were he is standing thus, blasting him away from the ring.

Every villain is shooting at each other, taking down their opponents, blasting away in their battleship, as it was zooming out from the ring to two wanderers behind the rock. Suddenly, an blast hit in front of them, with villains in the air before a bold word "The Battle Royale" appears before disappearing, along with the villains.

"This wasn't exactly part of my plan." Wander said, smiling sheepishly.

"Your plan?" Sylvia said, ducking down with Wander "what do you mean your plan?" Wander stare at his friend before smiling.

"Well."

*Flashback*

A purple creature is standing next to an alien with a jester hat, before Wander appears to next to her "there's a fall flower fling, on top of that alkaloid trapezoid station. Pass it on." The purple creature then whisper into another one's ear.

"There's a tall shower thing, on that invisibly sharp on the android planetnoid of Dalmatian. Pass it on." Soon the next person whisper to another one's ear until it went all the way to Commander Peepers, who is whispering to Lord Hater's ear. Hater jump in shock, while throwing his controller before looking at Peepers.

"There's an all powerful ring of invincibility, on top of the blasteroid asteroid formation?" It grew silent before Hater spoke "set a course with that ring, I'll shall be unstoppable." Hater shouted, while Peepers smile proudly.

"Perfect." Wander grins.

*End Flashback*

"Wait, I'm confuse. How did you know there was a ring of invincibility here?" Sylvia asks.

"I put it there." Wander answered, truthfully.

"What?! Where did you find the uh...uh.."

"Well."

*Flashback*

The store clerk is reading an newspaper before Wander clear his throat "ahem. Excuse me kind sir." Wander show his fingers with candy rings and wiggle them "which candy ring is the most romantic?" He said, smiling full of glee.

*End Flashback*

Sylvia stare at Wander before speaking "okay so you planted an "ultimate weapon of power," She air-quote the words "then you told everyone over the galaxy about it? And you didn't expect, every villain in the galaxy to come and claim it?" She asks, frowning.

Wander shook his head "nuh uh. I was just hoping for Hater and Dominator."

"But why?"

"If Hater gonna ask Dominator to get marry, he's gonna need a ring."

"What?" Sylvia shout in disbelief.

"Well."

*Flashback*

Wander is in the bubble, walking with groceries until a very familiar cackle was heard, making him stop and turn to see Lord Dominator's ship. Inside the ship, Dominator is cackling in victory. In front of her is the villain leaderboard, with her label as number one before zooming in on the number "that's right. Dominator greater, best villain." She said, changing back to her normal before dancing "Ho ha, ho ra. That's right, ho ya. Oh one of these, one of these and one, two, three." She continued victory dance, sighing in happiness.

Unbeknownst of her, Wander is outside her ship, watching her dance with an awe expression mix with shock. The way she move, how her hips sway...it was actually kinda cute and hot even. He accidentally drop the bag, still watching her dance, like he was in a trance "woah." He said. Suddenly, an image of a ring appears in his head before showing a wedding between Hater and Dominator, staring at each other with love in their eyes. Their minions are there with Peepers, crying in joy, Sylvia wearing a beautiful dress and Wander as their priest.

The image disappear, replacing Wander smiling "ding."

*End Flashback*

Sylvia and Wander stare at each other for few seconds before she groans "ugh you really need to start filling me in on these plans."

"Hater always been talking about how he wants a girlfriend." Wander grins "so I devised a perfect setup to get Hater and Dominator to show up here. They fall in love that love will cancel out all their evil, and everything will be great forever." He grin even more, imagining about two evil villains going on their honeymoon and starting a family.

Sylvia frowns "or they become twice as evil and conquer the galaxy together." A blast ray hit in front of them, causing them to duck from the impact. After it evaporated, they stood up, grabbing hold of the rock, as Sylvia frowns in worry and Wander smiling in happiness.

"Nah."

On the battlefield, Peepers and Lord Hater are blasting away at their opponents "keep at it sir, this is our chance. If we get to that ring of invincibility then we can trump these chumps and finally reclaim the title of." Both then said the word together "The Greatest in the Galaxy."

Suddenly, Emperor Awesome appears "pfft please." He pick up his minion and throw him at Hater, who block it by using two of his watchdogs.

"Ha...huh?" Emperor Awesome climb on the rock and grins.

"Later nerds. Smashtag greatest of the galaxy, smashtag Awesome out." Hater blast Awesome off the rock before he began to climb to the top. Awesome growls in anger before grabbing Hater off the ledge.

"Oh no. We gotta get Hater to the top, Dominator not even here yet." A blast took them off by storm, causing them to fall on their back.

"Good." Sylvia sits up with Wander and frown "I don't think I can protect you out there."

"Sylvia Sylvia Sylvia, they say love is a battlefield."

"This is an actual battlefield." Another blast shot behind her, as she glare at Wander. She sigh before closing her eyes "look I get it. You wanna help everybody, no matter how many times they tried to destroy us. It's like your thing." She roll her wrist in boredom "but all of this is beyond nuts." She look down to see Wander is gone before looking out on the battlefield to see him, jumping on rocks. Sylvia gasp "Wander." She said, chasing after her friend.

"Quit hitting yourself, quit hitting yourself, quit hitting yourself, why you hitting yourself, quit hitting yourself, quit hitting yourself." Emperor Awesome continue to hit Hater, using his minion before hearing a voice.

"Hey Hatey."

"Huh?" Both villains turn their head to see Wander waving at them.

"I'm gonna go get that ring of invincibility and use it to make everybody in the galaxy best friends." Wander said before running away "bet you can't catch me."

"Wander." Hater growls in anger. Peepers frown in worry, being attacked by Fist Fighters.

"Please sir we're so close don't..." Before he finish his sentence, Hater roars in anger, as green energy dispel the first fighters. Peepers look behind him before speaking "stop doing what you doing. Go sir go."

Hater began to chase after Wander before Sylvia came behind him "don't worry buddy, I'm coming." She jump before being tackled by Peepers.

"Not this time, Zbornak."

"You don't understand the ring's a fake." She suck in her stomach and propel Peepers away from her. He landed on his helmet before jumping down and grabbing his helmet off the ground.

"Enough tricks. It's go time." He rip off his shirt, revealing his muscular torso before going after Sylvia.

"Crud darn it. We don't have time for- Oh who am I kidding? I been so looking forward for this." Sylvia said before going after Peepers. Both of them ran at each other, while Hater chose after Wander, who is having the time of his life.

"Best meat cute ever."

The battle continue on before suddenly, Something So and So appears by the ring "Hey hey! It's me! Heh...I did it, so I'm gonna get this ring now and I'm the greatest, or whatever." He grab the ring before hearing a voice.

"Wait! Who are you!?"

"Oh, uh...oh. Um...I'm the uh...the terrible and super mean villain...Something...The So-and-So...um, I'm really strong. And I'm gonna use this ring to...uh, to take over the Solar System? Or...blow it up? Or...hmmm... or maybe just turn you guys into...my minions? Or monkeys or something?" As he talked, everyone just stare at him, like he just grow a second head or something "shoot, I don't know. I really should've put more thought into this but - ugh seriously, I...got this cape, so um."

"Dude! Put down the ring, and come back when you're better prepared!" Awesome said, as everyone glare at Something.

"Yeah, yeah, uh..." He groans "yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm really...So I-I'll just, um...just put...put this back...yeah, uh...sorry. Uh...bye." He put the ring back and walk away before leaving.

Wander and Hater continue their chasing before Wander jump making Hater skid across the floor when he tried to pounce on him. He sat up and frown "get back here." Soon he was piled upon by villains, as they punch him before sending them away in anger and continue chasing Wander. Wander jump to platform to platform while Hater follow him "yes just a couple more platform til happy ever after."

Lord Hater jump to Wander, roaring in anger before being grab by Kragthar "now Lord Hater tremble before the might of Kragthar."

"Fat chance, Kragthar."

"Uh no no it's pronounce Kragthar." Kragthar said, pronouncing his name.

"That's what I said." Hater look away as he said his name "Kregathar." He said, mispronouncing his name.

"Kragthar, like Kragthar but with a K in front."

"Oh no what else could wrong?" Wander can't believe this. All he want to do is bring Hater to the top before Dominator comes, fall in love with each other and get married so he can get her off his back. Is that too hard to ask? Suddenly, a familiar voice appears behind him.

"Oh I don't know." He turn around to see a butler with a bowling ball for a head, holding a plate with a sandwich on it "how about Evil Sandwich."

*Cue Evil Sandwich theme song*

"Sourdough?!" Apparently it can. Wander was suddenly grab by his minion and pull into the air.

"Thank you so much for distracting Lord Hater." Sourdough said, as his butler walk on other butlers and to another platform "with him out of the way, there will be no stopping me for claiming the ring and becoming the greatest in the galaxy."

*Cue Evil Sandwich theme song*

Wander bit his lips, nervously. Oh why did it have to come to this? Can he please just help Hater and get him a girlfriend? Wander close his eyes before looking at Sourdough with an apologetic expression "I'm sorry I have to do this." He grab the sandwich "but you leave no choice." He pull the sandwich to his gaping mouth as he plead for mercy.

"What?! No no no you can't eat me." Sourdough beg "you're a vegetarian." Wander smirk, still holding Sourdough.

"I don't need to eat you to beat you." He drop the sandwich before taking out a picnic basket "picnic time." He unloaded the sandwich on Sourdough before he cry for help.

"Ah help me help me, you buffoons." Wander was put down as his butlers went to Sourdough and try to find in the pile of sandwiches "over here, no here you imbeciles. I'm the sandwich who's talking."

Wander look over the edge of the platform "I'm real sorry about this but love is on the line." And maybe with the side of getting rid of Dominator's obsession over him. "Thank you for understanding." He began to climb to the top as Hater glare at him in furious rage.

"Oh no you don't, you furry orange freak." He punch Kragthar in the face before landing on his feet "later Kragarathar." He said before shooting green electricity at him thus, blasting him away.

"It's Kragthar."

Wander jump on the platform where the fight is taking place before he turn around, smirking as Hater shoot lightning at him. Yep, everything is going according to plan. He turn around to the fighters "I am so sorry." He duck as the lightning went over his head and shot at the villains. He ran to another pair "I feel real real bad about this." He duck again as the lightning shot the fighters before running to the a commander that look slightly as a eagle "but it's all for the name of love." He duck as the lightning hit the commander before running away again. A bucket of chicken appears from the sky and landed on the platform as Hater fly past it in anger.

Wander jump to the top before Mandrake appears "quickly my robots." He wheeze before speaking "get them." The robots walk off the platform and landed around Wander, thus surrounding him. He sigh before taking off his hat and pulling out a boombox. He press the button and started to dance before the robots follow along. Suddenly, a green lightning was shot at him before it hit him, Wander jump and ran away with Hater hot on his tail.

"Sorry. I make sure to give you a slice of cake from the wedding." He said, running around Mandrake before running away as Hater ran past. Mandrake point his staff at them and right when he about to zap them, he began to cough.

"I'm too old for this nonsense. I need a nap." He then stagger away, uninterested of continuing in this battle.

The Black Cube and Little bits stare at each other before using their powers on each other. As they square off, Hater and Wander walk past them without being spotted.

"I'm trying to tell you there's no ring of invincibility. It's just a con." Sylvia said, trying to convince Peepers about the ring.

"How do I know of what you saying it's a con isn't con?" Peepers glare at her, as as battlefield got more intense.

"I was ready to get off this stinkin' rock and leave you jerks here, destroying each other." Sylvia and Peepers went at each other before she punch him in the face. He skid across the floor before standing up "but then he went off without thinking even though I told him not to."

Peepers punch her "he threw himself into a dangerous situation without any kind of plan or agent strategy." He was kicked by Sylvia, who is glaring at him.

"And left me behind to save hi-"

"Save his butt and clean up his mess." They collide into each other before having a glaring contest.

"Do you have any idea what is like to have a fool for a friend?" Their eyes/eye widen in shock and realization. They then smile and walk to each other, like they were going to hug them before snapping out of their trance and went back to fighting.

Wander continued to jump to the top while Hater tried to catch up with him. He climb onto the platform with a nervous look on his face "okay I kinda, sort of help Lord Hater beat up a bunch of rival villains and making him more of a bad guy then he already was." He said before smiling "but it will all be worth it when he's in love and reform, and going, and thinking on his honeymoon, right?"

Yeah everything will be okay. Hater will fall in love with Dominator, Dominator fall in love with Hater. They get married and it will be fine. And the best part, Dominator will be too busy in love with her boyfriend that she'll forget about him, Right? So why does he have an aching feeling in his chest? Like he doesn't want her to leave him for this no good, stupid skeleton. Wander stood still in shell-shock, as his eyes slightly widen. Wait a minute, did he...did he just... call Hater stupid? Holy jellyfish pie, what is wrong with him? He snap out of it and look behind himself to see Lord Hater catching up before running away.

He jump onto different platform with Hater right behind him before running away. Hater roars at him but before he catch him, a banana peel fell before him, making him slip and fall. Wander skid to a stop and reach out his hand, as the banana peel fell into his hand "a banana peel? Who will left the-" his eyes widen in realization. Oh no anyone but him...why of all time have to be him.

"Oh no, not Dr. Screwball Jones."

"Ah there you are. I was starting to miss ya a whole bunch." Dr. Screwball Jones start to shoot banana peels at Wander, who dodge it before changing into a masked hero.

"You silliest spree of punish pendulum is over before it began." He pull out a toy gun "I didn't want to do this but I have to." He said "for love." He pull the trigger and pop out a flag that said zap.

"Oh blast I been blasted." Screwball fake his pain, falling in front of Wander "the situation is grave." He then went underground as a tombstone appears where he's lying. Suddenly, he pop out faking his painful agony "no time for -ugh- gallows humor." He lie on his back as he continue to talk "I should be deadly serious." As he continue his act, Wander just look on in boredom and slightly annoyed "oh I hope I get a tomb with a view. Oh doom with a view and also-"

"Okay come on now that's enough." Suddenly, a huge ship appears as everyone look up in fear. Wander gasp in joy, knowing that his plan is working.

"She came, woohoo. Finally, Operation Romance is a go." He never been happier. Finally, Wander can get these two together and everything will be good. Wander look up at the ship in happiness "this is going to be great...Wait... why my heart beating fast?" He clutch onto his chest in confusion. Just what is going on with him today?

In the ship, Lord Dominator look down at her panel, giggling in joy "oh man. I can't believe these idiots are in the same place. This is like shooting dorks in the barrel." She look down and smile when she spotted her cute orange fuzzball "and it seems my future king is here as well." She giggle. She will be lying if she said she doesn't have a crush on him and she wants him all for herself.

She then began to hum in thought. If she want to get close to him then she had to get rid of these dorks "oh but what I use to stop them. It gotta be perfect." And perfect enough to impress her future king/husband. She change her form into her disguise as she think it over "blood scythe, hammer. Ooh giant spinning buzz saw arms."

Lord Dominator reach out her arm as needles appears in her hand before shooting them "a zillion tiny spikes that shoot out zillion tiny poison darts that make your tongue swell up and you all like "augh no betrayed by my own tongue, curse you Dominator curse you." She then make gagging noise before gasping "oh magma cannon classic, yes." She began to laugh evilly before calming herself down.

"Okay calm down D. Focus game face hmm game face. Its-" Her voice change as the mask concealed her face "go time." She then laugh evilly before flying out of her ship. "Here I come, my cute future king."

AC: ooh this is getting interesting so you think *smile*

Dark AC: nice

Evil AC: cool

Dominator: awesome

Wander: wonderful

AC: thank you *look at readers* now peeps review and I'll see you soon bye

Dark AC: bye

Evil AC: bye

Wander: bye

Dominator: bye