Choking:
Rachel Berry sat cross-legged on the piano chair. She was alone in the auditorium, studying sheet music while eating slices of a granny smith apple. She was mad at Jesse and Finn and how they acted at prom. She was madder at Finn for causing the whole kibosh but that wasn't important now.
"Hay Rachel can I talk to you?" Jesse asked as he walked on stage.
"Rachel we need to talk" Finn said as he as well walked on stage. Both men saw each other. They froze in place, expressions of anger edged in their features. In Unison they yelled:
"What the hell are you doing hear? Get lost. No you get lost!" Rachel just watched both teenage boys yelling at each other as she popped an apple slice in her mouth. Accidentally the slice got caught in her throat and she started to choke.
Finn: You have no business being hear Jesse!
Jesse: Rachel needed my help and I'm hear to give it to her Hudson!
Rachel was holding her throat gasping for air.
Finn: Can't you see your suffocating her?
Jesse: Oh give me a break Finn you do nothing but choke her happiness till it dies!
Rachel waved her hands trying to get their attention, but they were to busy yelling at each other to notice. Rachel was turning blue.
Finn: who are you to tell me I'm choking her Jesse, you're the one that left her out to dry!
Jesse: At least when we were together I took her breath away!
Rachel was getting dizzy, was this the end? Just then Lauren walked in going to tell the three on stage they were late for Glee club. Lauren, who was able to notice Rachel about to black out, ran as fast as she could to the stage while Jesse and Finn did not notice.
Finn: Don't make me laugh St. James you're a fish out of water who's totally out of your element!
Jesse: Go trip on your two-left feat Hudson!
As the boys kept fight Lauren had wrapped her arms around Rachel from the back and proceeded to give her the Heimlich maneuver. It took her three tries but the apple shot out off Rachel's mouth like a bullet. Finn and Jesse watched the granny smith zip past them and were shocked. They turned to Rachel who was coughing violently and finely getting oxygen.
Finn: Oh My God Rachel you ok?
Jesse: Why didn't you tell us you were choking?
Rachel looked at both boys bewildered then said:
"Can you..Two..Come over…hear for a…second?" Both boys came closer, only to have Rachel grab them by the back of their heads and smack them together.
She then walked away shaking, with Lauren for support. Lauren looked back at the boys who were rubbing their heads.
"Idiots" she muttered.