Fool's Play

Disclaimer: I own nobody. All of these people own themselves, and I am fine with that. I only own my idea.

Characters: John Cena, Torrie Wilson, Chris Jericho, Jeff Hardy, Stacy Keibler, Edge, Randy Orton, Trish Stratus (Main characters.)

John Cena, Torrie Wilson, and Chris Jericho sat in the cafeteria. John was free styling, and Chris and Torrie were talking together. "Yeah babe, I know it was tough for Stacy to break it off with Randy, but she never deserved that RKO." Chris said, pulling Torrie onto his lap. "So what?" she asked Chris, turning to John, "Have any of you seen Stacy anyway?" John stopped his rapping for a moment to answer her with a short and simple 'no'. She turned to Chris and he shook his head, and then spoke. "What ever, Tor, why is this getting to you though? I mean, whenever something happened between you and a guy, Stacy paid attention, but she didn't get affected like you do." Torrie sighed, "So what, she doesn't have to…" she said, getting cut off by Chris. "And neither do you!" he answered. Torrie sighed, yet again and got off of Chris' lap. "Fine… Chris, John, if either one of you see Stacy, lemme know. 'Kay?" she asked the two men. Both men nodded as Torrie left the cafeteria.

Meanwhile, down the hall, Edge sat on a crate and listened to his pal, Jeff Hardy's, story. Jeff laughed and continued with his story. "So then, T was like, 'Baby, we can start alllll over again. You need some Stratusfaction anyways!'" The two men began laughing together. "So Jeff, what did you say after?" Edge asked, "And what about John?" Jeff was about to answer the man, when Torrie came up behind them. "What about John?" she asked. "Huh? Oh, nothing! It was Ms. Stratus-Cena we were talkin' 'bout." Jeff's southern accent rang clearly through Torrie's ears. Edge laughed, "Yeah, and her 'Stratusfaction'!" The two men burst into laughter. "Yeah, ha ha." Torrie said sarcastically. "Well, have any of yous seen Stacy? I'm getting kinda worried about her." she asked soon after. "Ye-yeah we did!" Jeff said, taking the part from a show he saw once. "Where is she!" she asked impatiently. "Keep your pants on… Wait, never mind." Edge said. Torrie glared at him. "Well, where is she?" she asked, again. Jeff sighed and told her that Stacy and Randy had been walking by the parking lot area not too long ago. "But, there are locker rooms that way…" Jeff told Torrie. "Thank you sooo much Jeff!" she said, hugging him and running off in the other direction, towards the parking lot. "So…" Jeff said to Edge, watching Torrie run down the halls. "So… Where were you in your story?" Edge asked as the two men continued talking.

In Randy's locker room, you could hear words being spoken, Randy's words to be exact. "Stacy, you don't know how sorry I am! I mean, that RKO, it was worth it, and…" Randy stated. "Wait, the RKO was worth it?" Stacy asked, getting off of the couch she was sitting on, and walked over to Randy. "Well, yeah." Randy arrogantly stated. Stacy could not believe what he had just said to her. "Are you kidding? Randy, I loved you so much! And then I thought you loved me, too! But you RKOed me! Randy, if you ever think we are going to be anything ever again, you're wrong." She stated coldly. She started to walk away, only to be stopped by the Legend Killer himself. He grabbed her arm, pulling her back to him. "Please, Stacy! Please, take me back." Randy pleaded. Stacy jerked her arm away, rubbing the sore grasp mark on her arm. "Don't touch me!" Stacy yelled, running out the door, bumping into none other that, "TORRIE!" Stacy yelled, wrapping her long, slender arms around the smaller blonde. Torrie did the same to Stacy, exclaiming, "Stace! Oh my gosh! I was getting really worried about you!" "Why?" the taller blonde asked. "Because, I heard you were with Randy and I…" Torrie started, until Stacy cut her off. "Don't talk about him. We are way over… For good." Stacy stated as her and Torrie walked back towards the cafeteria together.

A/N: Sorry about having everyone cut everyone else off. It's a bad habit with my writing. I hope you liked the first chapter, and I will try to keep up with the story, unlike my older one that I took off.