Malfunction Monday



We have the DBZ, GW, and FY gangs waking up after being piled into one, big mansion. Duo crawled out of his sleeping bag, which was placed in the middle of the living room, and walked all the way up the stairs and to the right. He yawned as he popped open the door. He stopped in mid yawn, with his mouth hanging open, and let his hand drop from the doorknob. Nuriko and Hotohori were fighting over the mirror in there. They glanced up at Duo and continued to push and pull at each other. Duo pulled the door shut and headed for the bathroom at the left end of the hall. He yawned again and looked for the bathroom. He spotted it and opened the door slowly. No one was inside, but it was sort of warm. He glanced in the mirror and winced at the sight of his hair all over the place.

He shrugged it off and moved towards the toilet. He did his duty, and was just zipping up his pants when the shower curtain popped open, and Quatre's head poked out. Duo squawked as he got caught in the zipper. He fixed himself and limped to the sink. "Mornin', Duo." Quatre chirped. "Mornin'..." Duo squeaked. Quatre smiled and nodded. "Take care." He pulled his head back through and closed the curtain. Duo washed his hair and fixed his hair up a little, then limped out of the bathroom. He headed for the stairs and started down. Halfway to the bottom, he tripped over a discarded, peculiar weighted boot. He landed in a crumpled mess at the bottom. He twitched several times and grabbed the railing, pulling himself up. He grumbled and stormed towards the kitchen. Going through the double doors, he was met with the sight of five men, food all around them, all still eating.

Vegeta and Goku glanced up at him and turned back to their food. Duo cautiously walked over to the counter, spotting a carton of untouched milk. He edged closer and grabbed the milk, bouncing out of the kitchen. He bounded into the den, and set the carton down next to the remote. He walked all around, turning on the lights in the dark den. He walked over and dropped down in the recliner, grabbing the remote. He pressed the POWER button and the T.V. buzzed on. It flickered lightly and began to glow. Duo's eyes widened and he jumped behind the chair. The T.V., and every other power source in the den, had a chain explosion. When the dust let up, Duo got up from behind of the chair and coughed up a cloud of smoke. The room was black and sooty, and the inside of the T.V. was now visible. "I hate Mondays." he groaned loudly.

Later that day, after several tries of getting their cars, which they had been given, to start, and the engines overheating, they had ended up walking to wherever they were headed. Miaka held Tasuki and Tamahome's hands as they walked along. Those of the DBZ gang that could fly, to the air. Bra and Pan had gone with their fathers, and Marron with her mother, leaving Bulma and Chi-Chi walking. Gina, Yamcha's girlfriend, had been transferred out of the city minutes after the invitations had been sent. Yamcha had also not shown. Along with Bulma were Duo, Heero, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Relena, Milliardo/Zechs, Lady Une, Lieutenant Noin, Tamahome, Miaka, Chichiri, Tasuki, Hotohori, Nuriko Mitsukake, Chiriko, who was getting a free piggyback ride from Mitsukake. The Seiryuu Seishi had also been invited, too.

About half an hour later, Miaka stopped and started complaining, "Tamahome! I'm tired!" Yui and Nakago rolled their eyes. Tamahome picked Miaka up and placed her on his shoulders. Tasuki fell in step behind Tamahome and ended up next to Nuriko. Nuriko wrapped his arm around Tasuki's shoulder. "Too bad, chum." Tasuki looked at Nuriko then pulled out his fan. "Rekkkka-Shien!!" Nuriko's eyes widened as the flames swirled around him. Trowa and Quatre, who were behind him, got the aftermath of the attack. All three of them coughed up smoke. Tasuki tucked his fan behind his back and walked ahead. Duo and Noin patted Trowa and Quatre on the back, resulting in more smoke and dust. Relena then clung to Heero's arm and rested her head on his shoulder.

Heero glanced down at her and raised an eyebrow. He shook his arm to get her off, but she only clung tighter. He yanked her off and reached behind him, in the waist of his pants, until he felt the butt of his gun. He moved back from Relena and pulled the gun out. He pulled the trigger and everyone turned their heads toward the sound's source. Heero tucked the gun back in the waist of his pants as Relena slowly fell to her knees. Duo ran up to Heero and gave him a high five. "Way to go, Hee-man! I've been waiting to do that for ages." Mitsukake put Chiriko down and rushed to Relena, whose hands were now covered with blood. He removed her hands and put his own in their place. Duo put on a small pout on his face.

A blue chi blast and lightning bolt stopped Mitsukake in his tracks. Everyone looked over at the Seiryuu Seishi. Nakago and Soi both had smoke fading from their hands. "What are you doing?" Hotohori asked. "We have to help this girl. Or she will die." Mitsukake added. "Can't we just see how this will end?" "She'll end up dying!" Duo cheered from behind them. Miaka glared at Duo and hopped off of Tamahome's shoulders. "You should be ashamed of yourself." Duo pointed to himself as he looked around. She advanced at him nodding. "You, a young male, should be helping a young lady, like this one, when she needs it." "The only person I help is my Hee-chan and his friends." Miaka gasped and backed up. "You're just like that pervert, Tomo." "I resent that!" Tomo quipped from behind the Seiryuu group. "You know it's true!" Tasuki yelled back. That started the whole thing, and the Suzako and Seiryuu groups engaged in a battle. Miaka and Yui stood to the side.

Relena moved her hands back over her wound and coughed up blood as those who took to the air landed. Goku looked over the area. Vegeta smirked at the brawling groups off to the side. Goku looked down at Relena and pulled out his pouch. He shook two senzu beans from it and knelt next to Relena. He held her chin and placed one inside. He closed her mouth and made her chew it. Relena swallowed and gave a small cough. Goku reached behind him and pulled out a knife, which he used to remove the bullet from Relena's stomach, then he gave her the second bean. Relena exhaled and let Goku help her to her feet. He picked her up and took off back to the mansion. Now, we'll just say, no one got anywhere, and a lot of healing was now needed.


Relena had been fully healed and was now resting peacefully with Chi-Chi and Bulma watching over her. The younger groups, and the Seiryuu and Suzaku groups, were confined to the house, while to the DBZ men took to the night, the street parties, any kind of activity. The took to a really active bar. They sat at the counter and ordered a few drinks. Trunks and Goten were limited to five or six drinks. Gohan was limited to how much ever could get him dizzy. Goku and Vegeta were limited to how much ever could make them pass out or throw up. Trunks and Goten spread their drinking time far apart. Gohan retired upstairs five hours after reaching. Trunks and Goten were having the times of their lives on the dance floor. Goku looked at them then turned back to Vegeta, who was idly leaning over his mug.

Goku whacked him on his back. Vegeta grunted and knocked his face on the counter. "Argh!" he groaned. " You moron. My nose." Goku blinked and looked at the blood running through Vegeta's fingers. The bartender pointed to the bathroom off the side. Vegeta got up and made his way to the bathroom. Goku shook his head. "I told him not to where that body suit." Half an hour later, Vegeta didn't return, and Trunks and Goten just had their last drink. They went back out on the dance floor and accidentally did the fusion dance. Some of the dancers stopped and looked at him. Gotenks looked around and then disappeared. Goku gave up on Vegeta coming back and went back to his drinks.

Midnight hit and Goku had passed out on the bar. Upstairs, Gohan was just waking up. He was in one of the rooms they had. He held his head and groaned. he looked over at the person who was with him. His jaw dropped open at the sight of the unruly mass of auburn curls. She turned over and stretched. When she looked up at the person who was with her, she gave a shrill gasp. "Gohan?" "Gina?" The two of them scrambled around to find their clothes. In another room, Goten woke up with a sight next to him. Trunks lay sprawled out on the other side of the bed. He dropped back on the bed and sighed. Yet in another room upstairs, Vegeta was also just waking up, with a massive hangover. He held his head and groaned. He glanced over at the other side of the bed.

The person's hair was sprawled out all over the bed, covering their body. He reached over and brushed the hair away. The person stirred and slowly rolled onto their side. They opened their eyes and stared up at Vegeta. Vegeta's face paled in comparison to it's original color and his pupils dilated. He was staring into the face of a young man. The one who owned the silver, flowing hair, and wonderful light blue eyes. Vegeta realized that why his butt ached so bad. His face color faded raised to a pale green and he leaned over the side of the bed, throwing up the contents from the past several hours. The fact that it had been a new and nice adventure to Vegeta, made him extract more contents from the last few days.