Hearts and Arrows Chapter 1: Illusory Pilgrimage, an Invader Zim + My Teacher Is an Alien Series Crossover fanfic

-Me- Hello my fellow fan fiction people this is my Thirty first story. I strongly suggest that you read the other thirty in order before you read this one otherwise you will not get it. Here is the order. Cool Zim, The Stacker that came from the Stars, Zim and Gaz together at last, Zim's First Love, Zim's Future, Army Zim, Zim's Worst Nightmare, Zim and Fruit what a pair, Dib's new Alley, Amethyst's weird cruse of Doom, The Return of the Stalker that came from the Starts, Pool of Horrors, Talent show of Doom, Grand prize of RJ Doom, Halloween Terrors Combined, Annoying new job of Doom and New challenges, Maybe a New Alley for Dib, Kierra's grand entrance, Jump in the line home alone dance party, A day with Amethyst, Thanksgiving interview, When Dance Dance Revolution and Waffles Meet, Zim's one little Slip, It'll be the end of the world invaderzimfannumber1and Amethyst's 1st and Most Horrible Almost X-Mas Ever, Christmas Eve Shopping Spree and The Most Wonderful X-Mas Ever, Amethyst and Kierra's Worst Day Ever, and End of the Year Sleep Over, and Friday the 13th Valentine Stalker, and Poison Bloody Pineapple They are all really good so don't worry I don't own Invader Zim or any of the songs in here I just own all of the newest characters in here. Enjoy.

I don't own My Teacher is an Alien Bruce Coville does he is good.

Setting 1 Unknown Planet

We begin our sequel on an unknown planet that is shrouded in a giant force field supposedly lost forever. A young girl stands on a tree looking up at the starts. Then her bounded animal lands on her shoulder and said.

-Saphira- What is it Master? What's wrong?

-Her Master- Shh... I can feel it Saphira. Soon our planet's moons will a line and the horror will all happen again.

Setting 2 Vort

Now let's journey to a planet closer to our own, but not all the way. Once an alley of the Irken and Utopian Empire, but now nothing more than a top military research prison. Prison cell number 300 to be exact where two Utopians guards are heavily armed. Then an Irken and a Utopian doctor walk up to the cell.

-Irken Doctor- So guards are there any changes in the subject.

-Utopian Guard- No he just continues to stare into space with that weird look in his eyes.

-Utopian Doctor- (She looks at the subject through the window.) Yes it's as if he's waiting for something or he knows something. It's so strange and creepy.

-Irken Doctor- Yah, but what's even stranger is the fact that he finally woke up after all these years from his strange ageless comma.

-Utopian Doctor- Yah maybe now we can finally get him back to normal.

-Subject- (Just then without warning the subject howled into the night.)

Setting 3 Utopia

Now we journey to another planet were an Irken ship is landing right next to the Utopian castle and the Wisest herself is rushing to meet the Irken girl.

-Wisest- Agent K so good to see you again. (She said as she walked up to the Irken.)

-Agent K- Your highness. (She said as she bowed to the Wisest.)

-Wisest- Oh no need for formalities Agent K I'm just glad you're finally here. Come I'll show you to your cotters. (She said as she showed her the way.) So how was your trip?

-Agent K- Well aside from the fact that I ran into a stupid asteroid field again, I'd say it was fine.

-Wisest- Good glad to hear that you're past has not left you scared of asteroids.

-Agent K- My Wisest you'll find that nothing ever scares me. Except letting Zim take care of Amethyst. I never approved of that, and now look where it's gotten her.

-Wisest- Now remember Agent K I still think that it was mostly the Tallest's fault for sending him on that stupid fake mission in the first place and... Well what do you think?

-Agent K- Well you know as well as I do my Wisest that I'm not allowed to question the Tallest in their wisdom. Besides I've always thought that they are doing a great job...

-Wisest- Except when they didn't give you the second chance you needed, but that's all behind you.

-Agent K- Exactly so where are the others. I'd like to get this mission underway as soon as possible?

-Wisest- Believe me Agent K I would love to get this mission underway too, but Sergeant Julie just left to go get them and they won't be here until later on tonight. So until then make yourself comfortable. (She said as she opened the door to her room.)

-Agent K- O.k. (She said as she and her Sir Unit entered the room.)

Setting 4 Earth

Now let us finally reach a planet we all know and love a Skool where the name is spelled wrong to be exact. It is raining and I leave you all in Gretchen P.O.V. Enjoy.

It has been a week since that terrible spring break experience and things sure have changed, I thought as I look out at the rain.

-Random Music- Oh
I feel like I'm
A million miles away
From myself
More and more these days
I've been down
So many open roads
But they never lead me home
And now I just don't know
Who I really am
How it's gonna be
Is there something that I can't see
I wanna understand

*Sign* This week sure did go by fast, and yet so many things have happened during it. Everybody of course noticed my new look right away, but then after a while they ignored it. Me, Will, and Paige, have now joined the Swollen Eyeball Net and it's pretty cool. I am Agent Rough which is really appropriate considering my new powers. Will is agent Scientist Wear Lion, I don't know why he chose that name, but he says his instincts told him to, and as always he trusts his instincts. Paige is Agent Pant Monster in more ways than one, because ever since the incident she has been learning everything she can about plants none stop. Dib is now a full blooded Agent and he couldn't be happier.

-Random Music- Maybe I will never be
Who I was before
Maybe I don't know her anymore
Maybe who I am today
Ain't so far from yesterday
Can I find a way to be
Every part of me

Everything's so different now sometimes I wish I could just go back in time and stop all of this from happening, but I can't. As far as I'm concerned there are two sides to this tragedy. One if none of this had ever happened then me and Dib wouldn't be together today, which I would hate. But, then again if none of this had happened then Amethyst and the others would still be here, Dib and Paige would be normal again, and me and Will would not have theses stupid Doom Marks on our hands. It hurts only once in a while especially when it turns black. Julie says that she had a friend who died from the mark. She said "She will never forget watching the mark suck the life out of her friend until she was dead." Just thinking about it all makes me shutter. Dib says he won't let me and Will die and I believe him, but sometimes I get really scared. I have not been able to touch Dib or my family without my gloves on since it happened and it sucks.

-Random Music- So I'll try
Try to sort things out
And find myself
Get my feet back on the ground
It'll take time
But I know I'll be alright
Cuz nothing much has changed
On the inside
It's hard to figure out
How it's gonna be
Cuz I don't really know now
I wanna understand

Like I said before everybody has been affected by the spring break fiasco, but I think that Will and Zim are in the worst shape. First of all Will is getting into all kinds of fights at Skool. I hate seeing him with all those cuts and broses every day. He won't tell us why, but he's so sad. And his Dad's anger towards his new perspective is not helping. I wish there was something I could do.

As for Zim well he's been in a constant state of depression ever since it happened. Tears usually fill his eyes whenever someone even mentions Amethyst, Kierra, Gir, or Mini Moose. I think he blames himself for what happened, but if you ask me it's those stupid guards fault for letting them go. *Signs* But I guess it doesn't matter anymore, because they're gone and so is the old Zim. I mean sure he acts like himself once and awhile and when we fight Julie's clones in the training room especially since she turns into our enemies to make it more lifelike for us. Which we all like a lot especially Zim. Sometimes he takes it a little too far though, and Julie has to remind him that it's all fake. The training is cool and interesting, but the reality of it all scares me to death. I hope I will be ready for the real thing when it comes.

-Random Music- I don't wanna wait too long
To find out where I'm meant to belong
I've always wanted to be where I am today
But I never thought I'd feel this way

Oh well it's too late to turn back now. Julie is coming tonight and then we leave for the adventure of a lifetime.

"Gretchen are you listening to me?"

"What sorry Mrs. Bitter, but I"

"Sorry doesn't cut it so as punishment for your action..." I am so dead I thought, but then the Skool bell rang.

"Oh whatever I don't care anymore. I'll see you waste of fleshes Monday. Bye."

All the other kids ran out the door like crazy till only me, Keef, Dib, and Zim were left. I walked up to Dib and was about to say something when Zim walked up and said. "Are you filthy humans ready for tonight?"

"Of course I can't wait."

"Why what's happening tonight?" Keef asked.

"Ah nothing Keef." Dib said wanting to change the subject.

"Oh good, because I was wondering if you guys wanted to come over to my house for a sleepover."

"No thank you Keef Beast I have other more important things to do."

"Oh come on Zim. I know you've been sad, because your whole family is sick, but..."

"I SAID NO STUPID HUMAN NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!" Zim said in a very angry voice he even scared me a little and I knew why he was mad, then he ran off.

"Wow I hate seeing my buddy like that. He seems so sad."

"Yah I hate to say it, but me too Keef. In fact I actually miss the old Zim."

"Yah so what about you two love birds do you wanna come?"

"Ah no sorry Keef, but I've got other things to do." Dib said as he left.

"Yah me too Keef sorry bye." I said as I left as well.

"Wait Gretchen..."

Part of me wanted to turn around and tell Keef the truth, but I didn't want him to get hurt. So I just ran to go catch up with Dib. "Hey Dib wait up." I said as I finally caught up with him at his locker.

"Oh hey Gretchen so are you ready for tonight?"

"Yep you?"

"Mostly." He said as he closed his locker. "I still have to figure out a way to communicate with the Swollen Eyeball Net while we're there."

"Oh well maybe you could ask Julie for something."

"I guess so. So ah Gretchen are you sure..."

"Let me stop you right there Dib. I'm coming end of story alright."

"O.k… Well then I guess I'll see you at Zim's house tonight.

"Sure see you later Dib bye." I wanted to kiss him good bye, but I knew I couldn't. So I just headed for my own locker and grabbed my stuff.

As I was leaving my locker I saw Zim bump into Mr. Elliot.

- Mr. Elliott - oh I'm so sorry Zim.

-Zim- It's all right Mr. Elliott's. (He gets back up as best he can and doesn't even bother to insult the pathetic human for bumping into them.)

-Mr. Elliott- well I hope your sister is feeling better.

-Zim- She will be better by Monday

-Mr. Elliott - Well I'm really glad to hear that and Zim I want you to know that whatever feelings you are feeling it is not your fault.

-Zim- What are you talking about of course it is my fault I ruined everything. I mean you know nothing filthy human now get away from my presence. (He ran past Mr. Elliott's in tears.)

-Mr. Elliott- I know a lot more than you think.

- Gretchen - What do you mean by that Mr. Elliott?

-Mr. Elliott - Oh Gretchen I only meant that I understand how he feels a person stricken by grief often lashes out at people who are only trying to help them.

-Gretchen- Well I think we are all stricken by grief after what happened over spring break.

-Mr. Elliott- Oh Gretchen don't worry things have a way of working themselves out for the better.

-Gretchen- I hope you're right Mr. Elliott well I had better be going. (She walks off)

- Mr. Elliott - Good luck Gretchen you are all going to need it. (He walked into his classroom and took off his mask to reveal a blue alien with a mustache)

Setting 5 Will P.O.V.

"Come on Dex give me back my glasses now." I said for just about the one hundredth time. This really sucks ever since spring break my life has completely changed. My friends have abounded me, because I believe in aliens, and I'm getting beat up by them on a regular basis. Simon won't even talk to me that much anymore. Curly is afraid of me and Paige. And Dex well he just loves taking my glasses away and beating me up every signal day.

"Come on Dex please I can't see."

"Oh good then you won't be able to see me do this." He said as he punched me hard in the eye.

"Come on Dex I think you're going way too far this time." Simon said surprisingly.

"No Simon this is going too far." Dex said as he kicked me right in the stomach and I ended up falling to the ground in pain.

"O.k. Dex that's enough you really need to stop before..."

"Oh shut up already bro this stupid freak does not deserve our pity and... Hey wait a minute oh no you don't." He said as he put his foot on my back and stopped me from escaping. You see I was trying to get up, but then he noticed and I was back to square one again. This was just so perfect stupid Dex. Why doesn't he just leave me alone? And the fact that it was raining like crazy was not helping at all.

"Look at yourself Will you really are pathetic right now. It's embracing."

"I'm not the one who's picking on an innocent guy Jerk."

"Oh you're not a guy you're a freak and I have every right to pick on you so..."

"Hey freaks leave my big brother alone or else." Paige said coming to my rescues yet again. Even though I couldn't see a thing I knew exactly what was happening. Dex had just walked up to my little sister and he was ready to fight.

"Or else what?"

"This." She said as she made a vine wipe Dex in the back. Of course he didn't know what happened, because Paige was slick. I had just gotten used to the sound of Paige's powers.

"Ahh!" What the?" He said as Paige made a vine trip him. "Ahh let's get out of here their both freaks I tell you. FREAKS!" He said as they ran off.

"Here Will." Paige said as she helped me up.

"Thanks Sis." I said a little embarrassed that she had to save me yet again.

"Here bro I got your glasses back from those creeps too." She said as she gave me back my glasses.

"Thanks Paige." I said as I put them on. Then she shielded me from the rain with her umbrella and we headed home.

"You know sis you really shouldn't use your powers in public."

"Oh whatever if you ask me bro those creeps deserved it, and you should have done it too."

"Yah well two of those creeps used to be my friends so... Oh well how is your packing coming?" I said as I wiped some blood from my nose.

"It's good what about your's?"

"Oh great I just have a few more beakers and test tubes to pack."

"*Sign* You know Will we're not going there to experiment. We're going there to save Amethyst and the others and get us back to normal."

"I know, but I can still try. I mean come on this is gonna be the greatest scientifical journey of all time. Who knows what we'll find out there in space."

"Yep it should be quiet interesting."

The two of us continued to walk then I started to laugh a little.

"What's so funny Will?"

"Oh nothing I was just thinking about how much of a fit Dib threw when Julie suggested that we be replaced by robots till we get back. Hahahaha!"

"Hahaha! Yah that sure was funny. Good thing Zim suggested that we all just lie to our parents or he may have never shut up about how immoral it was and everything. Hahahaha!" It was fun to laugh with my sister again. Before we journey into the unknown began.

Setting 6 Dib P.O.V.

"Oh I can't wait." I said as I finally finished packing my suitcase. Finally this stupid week was over I thought it would never end. But, now that it was I'm so excited I could barley hide it. I wonder what all I'll see in space. I had already called Julie and she said "That she had an intergalactic communicator I could us for my documenting. So now that that was all squared away... Oh I can't wait to kick Victoria's evil butt!"

"Hey Dib shut up."

"Whoops sorry Gaz I thought I said that in my head."

"Well you didn't so be quiet up there."

"Sure whatever." I said as I grabbed my stuff and headed downstairs. "Well I'm off be sure to tell Dad that I just went out on another insane alien hunt. O.k. Gaz."

"Fine whatever." She said as she continued to watch TV.

"Oh and don't forget to record Mysterious Mysteries for me."

"Sure fine."

"O.k. bye Gaz." I said. I was almost out the door when I heard Gaz say.

"Hey wait a minute Dib make sure you come back alive or else I'll kill you."

"Count on it." I said then left. It was sure nice of Gaz to say that. I mean come on I don't know when I'll see her again and it was just nice to know that she cares somewhat. I thought as I headed for Will' house.

Setting 7 Will P.O.V.

"Well that's the last of it." I said as I finally finished packing all my stuff and headed for the stairs with my suitcase of course. I met Paige at the top of the stairs and then we both headed down. Our parents were in the living room with Allee getting ready to watch a movie. "Well we're off to our Swollen Eyeball Net Meeting see you guys tomorrow."

"O.k. good bye dears have fun."

"Now son are you sure you wanna do this because..."

"Now honey remember it's the kids rights as human beings to believe in whatever they want to."

"Yes I know, but I was hoping that they were over this insaneness by now or at least Will was."

"Don't worry Dad we'll be fine." I said as we both headed for the door.

Me and Paige were about to leave when we suddenly dropped our stuff and ran over and hugged our parents good bye. "Bye Mom and Dad." We both said at the same time with tears in our eyes.

"Oh honey don't worry we'll see you tomorrow."

"Yah sure tomorrow." Paige said as we let go. If only they knew. Then we hugged and kissed Allee good bye it was so sad, but it was even sadder when we gave Allee back to mom and she said. "No Brother Sissy don't go."

"Why would you look at that it's as if Allee thinks you won't be coming back? Oh honey don't cry they'll be back tomorrow, but hey why don't you guys stay a little while for Allee's sack?"

"Sorry Allee, but we have to go."

"Well bye Mom, Dad, Allee Bye." We both said as we left with some tears in our eyes, but kind of o.k.

When we got outside we saw that Dib was waiting for us. "Hey you guys" he said as we all headed for Zim's house.

"So what did you tell your Dad Dib?"

"Well you know my Dad he wasn't even there, but Gaz told me to come back alive or else she'd kill me. Hahaha!"

"Hahaha! Well that was somewhat sweet of her."

"Yah I guess it was. So what about your parents?"

"Oh we told them that we were going to a Swollen Eyeball Net Meeting of course my Dad was not at all pleased, but hey what's you gonna do? So anyway how do you think Gretchen is doing a lover boy." I said adding a little giggle to my question.

"Oh I don't know, but I guess we'll find out soon enough."

Setting 8 Gretchen P.O.V.

"Now remember Gretchen you take good care of yourself while you're there." Mom said as we said our good byes. I had just finished packing and now I was saying good bye to my mom. I hated not telling her about going to Zim's house, but it was for the best. I wish my dad was here so I could say goodbye to him too, but my parents were divorced. So it could not be helped.

I could feel a tear fall from my eye. My mom wanted to brush it off, but I backed away just in time to save her from the pain. Then I turned to my little sister who was holding Chloe and hugged her and Chloe good bye too.

"Bye sis now remember take good care of Chloe while I'm gone." I said as I let them go.

"O.k. I will. You know what sis you're acting really weird I mean come on I'm gonna see you again tomorrow and..."

"I know, but I am still gonna miss you guys." I said as I began to head for the door. "Well I'll see you guys tomorrow." I said as I left for Zim's house.

Setting 9 Zim P.O.V.

"Where are those stupid humans?" I said as I looked at my watch for just about the one hundredth time. I had been pacing the floor for what seemed like forever waiting of those stupid humans to arrive.

"*Signs* This day has just gone from bad to worse. First that stupid Keef beast ask me the almighty Zim to some stupid earth sleep over when I have way more important things to do like saving my daughter, Gir, Kierra, and Mini Moose from stupid Silvia. Then that stupid over happy Mr. Elliot bumped into me, and as if things weren't bad enough already I had to run home today, because the a cursed earth rain just had to fall today. Ahh! Could things possibly get any worse?"

"Ah Zim you're kind of blocking the TV." Skoodge said in his usual idiot way.

"Silence Skoodge how dare you say that to me." I said getting as mad as ever. "You should not even be watching TV right now." I said as I turned off the TV.

"Hey I was just about to find out if Sadie was gonna take Billy back and..."

"Silence Skoodge now remember against my better judgment I am letting you watch the base again. And I mean it this time don't let anyone else in and above all don't throw another stupid party OR ELES."

"Yes sir." He said as he saluted to my greatness.

"Good." I said as I went back to pacing. I can't believe that idiot actually through a party and then invited all of those stupid humans into my glorious base. Then he thinks he can just hide it all from me. Ha I am Invader Zim I know everything except...

"You know what Skoodge I tripped over Gir's stupid toys again today and he wasn't even around to act foolish. I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but I miss Gir's insanity. I miss Kierra's constant questioning of my genius. I miss Mini Moose's way of always making since. But, most of all I miss Amethyst way of always making me feel better. I hope they're o.k."

"Don't worry Zim you'll find them and..." Just then the doorbell rang.

"Finally!" I said as I ran to the door and opened it. "Where have you stupid humans been?"

"Well sorry Zim, but we had to..." Just when the Dib stink was about to say some more idiotic things Julie arrived in one of the biggest Utopians ships I had ever seen.

"Hey guys." She said as she opened the door and let out the gangplank.

"Wow Julie our astronauts would kill for something like this."

"Thanks I designed her myself. Welcome to the SS Lunar J."

"What's the J sand for?"

"Julie of course since I will be flying this baby. It has everything a fully stocked fridge with Irken, Utopian, and Human food, a bathroom and..."

"Yes yes that's all very nice Julie now can we get a move on?"

"Sure let's go." We all got into the ship with our suitcases. Don't worry Amethyst, Gir, Kierra, and Mini Moose we're coming. And who ever this expert is she had better be worth the wait.

Setting 10 Zim's Base

-Skoodge- Wow what's that in my Pak

-Hoo-Lan- I'm really proud of how far Zim has come. I hope he will be able to save Amethyst.

-Skoodge- Hoo-Lan what were you doing inside my Pak?

-Hoo-Lan- Certainly not conducting telepathy experiments.

-Skoodge- You so were conducting telepathy experiments. Hoo-Lan how many times have I told you not to conduct experiments on my Pak. I know you too well.

-Hoo-Lan- Oh well my heart is telling me that we should go assist Zim.

-Skoodge- No way do you realize how long it took Julie to convince him to let the humans come along. If we even asked he would never let me hear the end of it. And besides he can handle saving Amethyst on his own he's come along way. Okay let's get this party started.

-Hoo-Lan- Ah Skoodge didn't you just get in trouble for, I don't know throwing a party a week ago.

-Skoodge- So what if I did you're always being all like a renegade what's with the whole loving rules concept all of a sudden?

-Hoo-Lan- Oh fine but I'd better not get the blame when Zim comes back.

-Skoodge- Oh don't worry you won't. Now lets get down and Funky. (Balloons fell from the ceiling and Skoodge and Hoo-Lan started dancing in the next picture there was a kanga line with humans and Hoo-Lan and Skoodge leading it and in the panel after that Hoo-Lan was break dancing with human cheering him on.

-Jason- (A pale boy walked near Zim's house looking at his house and the party thinking.) Sounds like a pretty cool party is going on in there.

-Ricky- Epp

-Jason- Yah I know Ricky we should be heading home, but I don't know it could not be so bad living here. Maybe. I don't know the answer to the future you ever feel that way Ricky.

-Ricky- Epp

-Jason- Well this will be my life someday. (He headed home.)

-Faith- (She was looking threw a telescope at the boy and she was a young mix dressed in a great outfit.)

-Hope- Faith? (She was holding a cute little cat and she was another mix in a cute little dress.)

-Faith- Yah Hope.

-Hope- Did Hoo-Lan say when he was coming home?

-Faith- No he didn't but look a shooting start make a wish.

-Hope- Ok. (I wish that for peace and harmony and that Amethyst returns home safely)

-Faith- (I wish to find paranormal creatures and that my second cousin Amethyst succeeds in all of her endeavors.)

-Hope- Well I will see you later sis.

-Faith- See you Hope. Come on Pyro the universe is boundless and endless let's explore it some more.

-Me- Well what do you think of the first chapter. Plenty of interesting mysterious things happening. Anybody care to guess what was going on in the beginning with those unknown aliens. I probably won't tell you, but you can still guess. I hope you all liked it. And my new Phineas and Ferb drawing are up so comment on them and this story and until next time I leave you all with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!