Author's notes: The Italic text is to express thought of a character.
Bold and Italic is a way I show something that I need to being to your attention, such as a character bio
Bold text expresses actions, like Sakura hitting the crap outta someone :P
" Naruto!! YOU IDIOT!! "
Now, this is a statement you hear quite often. But this time Sakura had all the right to be pissed off. You see, today was the Hokage's Dinner, a special event designed to honor the fallen Hokages and give your thanks to the current. During this time Naruto did the unthinkable. Well, let's start by going back 3 days, which is around the time that Naruto and Team 7 had first heard of the Hokage's Dinner. Let's get onto the story.
It was a sunny day; the rays of the sun were mystically reflecting off the glowing lakes and ponds on Kohona. The Cliff of the past Hokage's seemed as if it was new. It'd been quiet until Sakura had been wandering all around town searching for Naruto, because she needed to tell him something important. When she found him… This is what happened…
"Naruto, what are you doing up in that tree?"
Asked Sakura with an agitated look on her face.
" Hiding from Konohamaru, I taught him how to make clones, now he's playing hide and go seek with me. If his he or his clones find me, I'll pay for lunch."
Naruto says while still grasping onto the tree, Sakura walks towards the tree and asks,
" Why did you teach him how to make clones, and not think to actually make some clones yourself?"
" Well I thought it'd be more fun this way. " " Naruto, do you ever think with your head before thinking of fun? "
Sakura says with anger growing in her voice
" Yeah, but it's not fun to think with your head. Not to mention, Lady Tsuande told me to take a break off of the search for Sasuke. Why do you care? If you want to think with your brain, might want to get that that blubber off your head. "
Naruto says while cowardly climbing farther up the tree, thinking he could escape.
"What did you say…?"
Sakura says while hiding he newly provoked rage.
" Naruto, ever hear of the term, " Don't poke the bear in a deep slumber? ". You're not just poking the bear, you're 'bout to get torn apart! So I ask again, what did you say?!
Sakura says while Naruto is climbing even further into the tree.
" You heard me, your fat ass can't fit into this tree. So I'm not afraid of you! "
Godzilla background noise
WHOMP!
"This is probably why you should've created a clone, dumbass."
After Naruto had gotten his ass kicked yet again, and someone's head just got hit by a large chunk of the tree that Sakura had punched off. Sakura left Naruto with his pride, but Sakura neglected to leave him with a healthy body. When she was finished owning Naruto, she met up with the members of Team 10. Sai sat on the bench in the park, while Hinata was resting under a park tree. Shikimaru greeted Sakura,
" Hey Sakura, where's Kakashi?" Shikamaru asked nervously, fearing that Kakashi would be late.
" Take a guess, he's late again. You seriously weren't expecting this?"
" Nope, I was expecting him to show up on time this for once, stupid me huh?"
Shikamaru said while getting comfortable, because knowing Kakashi, he'd be there for a while.
" Hey dumbass, you seriously didn't expect Kakashi to show up on time, did you?"
Says an approaching voice,
" Well if it isn't Kiba, you'd better stop calling me stupid, or I might start a rumor that you meant to sniff Naruto's smelly ass. "
Shikamaru says with humidity in his voice,
" You son of a--- "
"Well well, what might be going on here?"
Asks an approaching voice.
" It's about frekin' time, Kakashi "
Sakura says with a large amount of annoyance in her voice,
" Why are you so pissed off Kiba? " Kakashi asks out of confusion,
" I was walking down the street, getting ready to meet you guys, when a huge tree chuck comes and hits my head, I laid on the ground for an hour, and then I came here. Stupid idiots practicing new log techniques… " Kiba says while hiding his frustration
" Hey, speaking of idiots, where might Naruto be? "
Kiba says while hiding a shadowy smile.
" He's playing hide and go seek with Konohamaru, "
Sakura explains while trying to fight back laughter,
" You have got to be frekin' joking, he's 15 and a half, and he's playing hide and go seek? "
A moment later…
" Unnngghh, my head…"
Naruto says while getting his strength back,
" I FOUND YOU!! "
Naruto looks over to see a flying foot approaching his face.
WHACK!
" Haha Naruto, if you want to hide from the future's 7th Hokage, you got to actually H.I.D.E."
Says Konohamaru 1 letter at a time,
" Wow Konohamaru, when did you learn the alphabet?! "
Naruto comments sarcastically
" I've known the alphabet since I was two, you however, didn't know until yesterday! Wait, why are you on the ground anyway?"
Konohamaru asks Naruto out of curiosity.
" Sakura got pissed off, I swear she's going hormonal again.. The last time was horrific.. She almost tore down half the village! "
Naruto says with hidden fear in his voice.
" Well, I'd watch your words, Sakura is right next to you."
" What?! "
Naruto looks over to see no one there,
" Did you learn anything? "
Disregarding that he had just owned Naruto,
" Yeah, that Sakura's punches can knock me out. "
Naruto says while wiping the footprint off of his face,
" Naruto, when I said did you learn anything, I was meaning anything NEW" Konohamaru mocks Naruto while helping Naruto wipe himself off.
" Did I hear someone mention Sakura's name? "
Says approaching Rock Lee,
" Naruto just let me guess what happened here, you pissed Sakura off, she knocked you out, and THEN posted that 'Kick Me' sign on your back. "
Rock Lee says as if he's proving a fact.
" WHAT!? What " Kick Me " Sign!? "
Naruto wiggles around with panic as he sees that Kakashi, and the rest of Team 7, along with Team 10 are approaching.
" Naruto, why the hell are you playing kid games during a mission?"
Asks Kiba almost bursting with laughter, when he glances at the " Kick me " Sign.
" Oh Naruto, you finally gained some common sense. Of course I'll kick your ass! "
KICK!
" You bastard! "
Naruto says enraged. But calms down before things get out of control. Then Naruto decides to ask a sensible question,
" Mission? What mission? "
Naruto says with a confused look on his face,
" The one we were assigned this morning you dumbshit."
Sai says with his usual emotionless face.
" It seems Sakura gave me a concussion, inform me please. "
" Tsunade, earlier today, had informed us that the Hokage Dinner is approaching, and there is an enemy squad called the Seven Sound Ninja coming that same day. They are coming in order to sabotage the Hokage dinner-- "
" Oh, I remember now, we're needing to stop the incoming Sound Ninja, "
Naruto says while recalling his memories,
" Yeah, good, you can remember simple pieces of information, too bad you're still a Genin, or that might've been impressive."
Shikamaru says trying to get Naruto to erupt with anger.
" Naruto-kun, do you at least remember the arranged team?"
Asks Hinata who somehow appeared out of nowhere, in which by doing so, she scares Naruto. " What the hell?! When did you get here? --- Yeah, judging by the people already here, and thinking ahead I might think that---"
" What?! You thought for once!? " Mocks Kiba,
" Sorry, go on. "
Naruto continues on with his voice louder so he can't be interrupted again.
" Okay, so if I'm remembering correctly, the Team conceits of Myself, Sakura, Kakashi, Shikimaru, Sai, Hinata, Rock Lee, and Kiba. "
" Good job dumbass, keep that up, and you might become a Chunnin within a few years!" Sakura says with utter delight in her voice, after all Naruto just got a little bit smarter.
" Alright, so where are these Sound Ninja located at the moment? "
Naruto asks while ignoring Sakura,
" They're somewhere in the Village of the Sand, they're there resting and preparing to attack the Leaf. "
Finishes Sai, when his attention gets divided to a moving a moving bush what the hell? Sai thinks to himself, Kiba looks over to Sai and sees him gazing at bush,
" What the hell is that? "
Asks Kiba with a conceited look on his face.
Boom!
An explosion appears where Sakura had been standing, " What the hell!? " Sakura jumps away in the knick of time.
" Behold! The future 7th Hokage of Koho—"
WHACK! Konomaru flew back so far he set a new record.
" That's what you get for scaring me, you stupid jackass. "
Sakura says while grasping her now sore hand.
" Huh, I'll do this before anyone else can. In loving memory of Konohanaru, " na."
As Naruto scribbles into the air.
" Um…Do you think it's alright, if we go and meet up with the Tsunade? "
Comments Hinata trying not to blush because of Naruto, while she was also trying to get the team back on track,
" Yeah, we probably need to get going to see Tsunade now."
The group then heads out towards the Hokage's building.