Enda couldn't tell what had happened in the past week it was the festival Shamain and he was about to murder his true love Deirdre and her fiancé Cullain when a bolt of blue light consumed them and their entire village and next thing they knew they were in a jungle and he was so surprised that he dropped the knife that he was going to use. Now why would he murder his true love well it went like this she said that he was a monster and that he was trying to rape her and it caused him massive heart break although he was a sixteen year old who had a shrivelled arm and a twitched mouth but he had to know here they were.
"I wonder where we are" he said one morning at breakfast to his Father, Brother and Uncle.
"Why would you ask something like that" his father said who was eating some bread and butter.
"Yeah it's nothing to worry about bro I mean look at Bulech" said Alan his brother pointing to an Irish wolfhound was busy worrying a bone in the corner as usual.
"Anyway Enda I'm its nothing to worry about" blenched his Uncle who basically did nothing
It was usual for the past week that he had got the same thing from his family but it didn't puzzle them a bit and that was silly.
"But what about those creatures we've seen their size and what they do" Enda added.
"I'm sure it's nothing son" said Enda's father jokingly.
"But"
"No buts son now let us finish our breakfast please" his father said annoyed.
Upon hearing that Enda drop his spoon into his bowl of porridge angrily and standing up.
"I've lost my appetite" said Enda angrily before storming out of the hut.
He could not believe what he had heard from his family they were not shocked at it all ending up in a strange land with weird creatures as a Celt they had head of weird monsters but unknown to them the creatures were accualty the mighty Dinosaurs rulers of the prehistoric world but the Celts didn't know that they were just too busy with their festivals to wonder and that to know that they were living in North America during the Late Cretaceous Period 75 millions years ago. Enda then visited his mother who was taking care of three of the village children.
"Morning mother" Enda said.
"Hey sweetie what's up" his mother asked.
"It's where we are this place" Enda said.
"Your right I have never seen something like this before" his mother said.
"Yes that and the weather" said Enda.
"Wait your right it feels like its autumn but it feels like its summer" his mother said.
"Yes I tried to tell it to father, Alan and Uncle but they said don't worry" Enda said.
"Really they said it was nothing what the fuck is wrong with their heads no brains for sure I don't know" his mother added.
"Well I'm going for a walk see you later mother" said Enda walking off.
"See you later sweetheart" his mother called out.
"Why is he ugly" asked a small child.
"Because the midwives were careless in helping me giving birth to him" Enda's mother said to him.
Enda was walking to the river where an orange tree was and it was full of oranges to eat but the Celts didn't know that they existed and where really surprised that they tasted really good. Enda took one and rubbed it against his shirt and started to peel it so he could eat it he looked up and saw a flock of Pteranodon who were on their way to the western interior seaway to catch fish.
"Oh well" Enda signed "who's going to listen to you you're an ugly freak but at least mother listens to me".
Just as Enda was about to pop an orange piece into his mouth when he heard the sound of laughter from behind some bushes he peeps through them to see to his embarrassment Deirdre and Cullain paddling naked in the river and playfully splashing each other he quickly pulls his through the hole in the bush and is about to sneak away.
"AHHH what are you doing here" screamed a girl.
"Oh shit" said Enda
Enda froze and turned around embarrassedly to see Deirdre and Cullain standing naked in front of him Cullain had a sword in his hand while Deirdre was cover her breasts and pubic area with her hands while they looked angrily at him as he covered his eyes and mutterers "oh shit".
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU FREAK" shouted Cullain angrily?
"Uh nothing" said Enda quickly.
"Is that one of my oranges you have there" Deirdre said with anger.
"Your oranges" said Enda confused "they're for everyone"
"That tree was given to her by her father our great king and you have stolen one and now you must be punished" said Cullain.
"Punished for eating this that's not fair" Enda said.
"I'm a princess and that's mine" said Deirdre as covered herself with her dress.
"Okay I think that is abuse of your power Deirdre" said Enda.
"How dare you say that Cullain I want you to cut off one of his ears as a punishment for taking one of my oranges and for saying that I abuse my power" said Deirdre angrily.
"Yes my future queen" said Cullain who kissed Deirdre to upset Enda. He then moves forward towards Enda to tries to run away but trips over a stone and Cullain comes over to him.
"Now to cut off your ear for taking my Deirdre's oranges" said Cullain with a smirk.
He and Deirdre laugh as he is about to cut off Enda's ear. But just as he raises his sword a loud noise is heard and blood spits out of Cullains head and he falls to the ground dead as Deirdre screams in fright just as laughter is heard. Enda and Deirdre both turn behind to see two men and a woman. The man and woman are dressed in camouflage, wearing chest armour and boots and with two black berets on their heads while their leader is wearing boots, denim trousers and a greyish shirt and he blows smoke from a pistol which he had just killed Cullain with as Deirdre runs over to Cullains body not caring about her nudity.
"CULLAIN ARE YOU OKAY PLEASE SAY SOMETHING ANYTHING" shrieked Deirdre frantically.
"He won't get better because he's dead" laughed the woman.
"Hey you've just killed the fiancé of Deirdre daughter of King Gwynwyll and Queen Aoife" said Enda in shock.
"WHO ARE YOU BASTARDS ANYWAY" shouted Deirdre with rage.
"Oh where are my manners I'm Lucas Tyler and there are privates Luke Murphy and Emily Duncan of the phoenix army" said Lucas "and what are you supposed to be Celts"
"What a minute" said Private Luke moving forward and snatching a golden necklace around Deirdre's neck and handing it to Lucas.
"Hey give that back that was given to me by my mother I can have you killed for taking that" said Deirdre angrily.
"Shut up bitch" said Private Luke angrily as Deirdre went quiet he handed the necklace to Lucas.
"I don't believe it they are Celts you can tell from this necklace now how did you get here from ancient Ireland.
"We were bought here by a blue thingy" said Enda.
"A blue thingy you say well we'll have to talk about that" said Lucas is it okay if we visit your village"
"You can if you give me back my mothers necklace" said Deirdre.
"Oh my God sorry where on earth are my manners" said Lucas handing Deirdre her neck and who then got dressed.
"You two get the rhino and we head for the village and contact Mira and Hopper that we'll be gone for a while and won't be back tonight" said Lucas to the two Privates.
"Yes sir" they both said before running off into the trees to get the transport.