Once upon a time, in the White House, Obama was sitting at his desk, eating Burger King. "A meal fit for a king" he said. Michelle burst into his room and said "I'm leaving you!" Obama was very surprised when he heard this, "why would you do this to me?" Asked Barack. "I know your cheating on me with Mitt, don't play dumb with me" said Michelle "either you break it off with Mitt or we're through!" Obama thought about this for a moment, but when he looked up to tell Michelle that he loved her, she was gone. "At least I still have Mitt" he said, looking on the brighter side! A couple months after that, his career went down hill, they started another war with Russia, there were low on funds because they wasted it on training Al Qaeda so they had to raise the tax again. The pressure was too much for him, so he resigned as president. He decided to travel to South Korea, because North Korea is so overrated. When he was in South Korea, he had a magnificent time! Until one day, when Barack was walking to his acupuncture treatment, he took a shortcut down a dark alley way and then everything went black. Barack was scared and confused, the bag came off and right there standing in front of him was none other than, Kim Jong-Un! "I have been waiting" said Kim. "What do you want?" Ask Barack. Kim looked at him, and just stared at him for a while. "I want your country" said Kim. Barack looked at him guilty " I'm not the president anymore, I hate America, I hate Mitt Romney, and I hate life. Kim started to think. "I guess we could make use of you," said Kim "you shall be my personal assistant." Barack stared at him, as if he was joking. "Hahaha sure Kim, I will be your personal assistant!" Barack said jokingly, "Alright, you start now." Said Kim. Barack was caught off guard by this. Over the next few weeks Barack started to kinda like his job. He liked making Kim's bed, he liked cooking him breakfast, he liked looking at his speeches and best of all, he liked scrubbing the toilets. One day when Obama was waking up Kim, he wasn't there. Barack looked everywhere except the nuclear room, he peeked in and inside was Kim, he was freaking out yelling at his employees. Barack steps in and says "Kim? Is everything all right?" Kim looks at him, "no, that idiotic country of yours, is threatening to bomb North Korea" Barack gasped, how could his country turn on him like this? It might be false alarm, but how could he be so sure? "I know how to fix this" Barack said. Kim liked his plan so he said "go ahead". On Twitter Barack posted "undercover in North Korea! #UNDERCOVERHYPE" U.S.A tweeted back saying "Kk won't bomb u" Kim sighed in relief "thank you, I owe you" Barack smiles, "I want you to take me out on a date"
End Of Chapter 1