Sokka is High

Sokka ran up to Katara in glee, "KATARA I'm going to an ADULT CLUB!"

"Ok Sokka don't get too high!" Katara said in her old lady voice

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I don't know what your talking about mom!"

"Mom?"

"Byeeee!!"

"Alright then…"

At the entrane of the club, Sokka showed his ID, the picture was of him making the weirdest face he could imagine. Huh, He thought, it kind of looks like Katara when she's PMSing! "L-M-A-O!" Sokka said in chat speak

The security guard looked at him with a strange look on his face "Have you been drinking sir?"

"Been doing nothing but!" Sokka said holding up a kiddie cup from KFC.

"Oh Lord. Alright come on in."

Sokka screamed and ran inside like a fangirl would when she saw Sasuke. (a/n: gen that was for you)

He looked around an saw people dancing on tables, and he recognized one of them, a black haired girl with a bun with a little clip on it. Shmexy golden eyes were her trade and she had on a shirt that said "JOIN THE FIRE NATION. WE GET HIGH"

"Me likey!!" Sokka said and galloped to the table she was dancing on. He grabbed the bottle of cactus liquor in her hand and chugged the whole thing down.

"CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!" Everyone chanted as he drank the disgustingly delicious liquid.

After he was done chugging the bottle, he started dancing like a freak with the black haired girl, and chanting the words to "I'm in love with a stripper"

All of a sudden his body burst with energy.

"DRINK CACTUS JUICE! IT'LL QUENCH YA! NOTHING'S QUENCHIER! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST!!"

everyone stared at him like he was a retard, but then they all fell on the floor laughing and crying from laughing too hard. Then they all kept repeating what he said, and Sokka got up on a table and pushed the black haired girl off the table, and allowed a brown haired girl with a long ponytail/braid and a pink belly button tank top with a too-small miniskirt step up with him. She started to sing the lyrics to "Bartender" until she realized the Sokka was not the bartender and ran over to the real one to talk. (she ran over six old ladies on the way there)

Then Sokka spotted a ginger haired girl by the bar, he couldn't see her face, but then she turned around to look at him, she had on heavy red eye shadow and black eyeliner, with red lipstick.

Then she whipped her head back around and kept getting shots form the bartender. The brown haired girl pushed her away and started drinking all the shots.

Then Sokka fell off the table and DIED

Hi! Thanks for reading! Lol please review and tell me what you think of this shit, I was so bored and decided to make a story about Sokka getting high with Suki, Azula, and Ty lee. Haha I might make a sequel with Yue, toph, and hmm…who else is there? Well that will just be a surprise! Enjoy! (if you have any ideas about who the third person in the sequel to this should be, please please please PM me)

Oh by the way:

Brown haired girl: Ty lee

Black haired Girl: Azula

Ginger haired girl: Suki