Disclaimer: This was a challenge story given to me by Spark, In you're face
George Washington (and Spark) I did it! I don't own Newsies, Disney does.
All the requirements come from Spark's demented mind.
Pie Eater opened his eyes with disgust. Once again Specs' glasses had dropped from his bedpost and right into Pie Eater's piece of pie. Pie Eater had received his name not only because his favorite food in the world was pie, but also because he kept a piece on his nightstand. Some people wondered if instead of a mother Pie Eater had just had..pie. Or perhaps it was like a childhood teddy-bear, or comfort food. But whatever the reason was, he could never got to sleep at night unless he had his pie next to him.
Once several boys had played a cruel trick on Pie Eater, way back when he was not so brawny, and more shrimp like. They had stolen his favorite kind of pie, apple, and replaced it with a pear. Pie Eater had been so outraged by this act he had refused to speak with any of them since. He built up his muscles, and one night had gotten his revenge. This is that story my friend, the story of Pie Eater's revenge.
Pie Eater sat devouring a piece of pie in Tibby's. Outside he heard the cries of normal day people. He particularly noticed a screaming child yelling at her pompous mother. He saw a box of puppies that they were carrying, presumably to the "Dog House" nearby. The "Dog House" was actually a slaughter house for dogs, and apparently the little girl was quite set against this. Her mother had just mentioned something about the unimportance of the dogs, and how no one would miss them. The girl retorted with, "But I think that poor innocent puppies getting killed is important!" The mother ignored her and they continued on their way as Pie Eater returned to his pie.
The door clanged open and a smirking Race walked in with is arm around an incredibly beautiful girl. Seeing no one there put Pie Eater he walked over to him, pulling the girl and introduced her, "Have you met my girlfriend? Her name is Mary Sue. She's perfect in every way!" The girl flashed her perfect white teeth at Pie Eater, and returned her attention to Racetrack.
"You are my love master, and I am you're love slave," she said with great beauty and sincerity. Race gave off a goofy and disgusting grin. Pie Eater suddenly had the urge to let his pie be, and eat Mary Sue instead. He managed to restrain himself, barely.
Making some excuse to the sickeningly happy couple he told them he was headed to the lodging house. Pie Eater was very eager to execute his plan. Racetrack jumped up saying that he would accompany Pie Eater back to the lodging house, and that Mary Sue would come with them.
Pie Eater frowned, but he could not change Racetrack's mind. So, they all journeyed back to the lodging house together.
When they reached the lodging house Mary Sue looked around her face filling with disgust, but she manage to remain stunning. Turning to Racetrack she pouted, "What no moat?"
"I'll build you one," Race cried. He then proceeded to dig at the ground with his bare hands trying to make a moat. Pie Eater snuck inside, he was one stealthy boy. He climbed up the stairs and then..
Pie Eater felt someone poking him. He was awakened from his pleasant dream by Snipeshooter's questioning, "Have you ever eaten glass? I used to eat glass when I was little." Pie Eater frowned at Snipe, who scurried away to ask someone else. Looking over he saw Specs' glasses lying in his beautiful pie.
Well I hope you all liked this, and that Spark will be pleased. Review if you would like, but I'm not going to make you!
Sli
Pie Eater opened his eyes with disgust. Once again Specs' glasses had dropped from his bedpost and right into Pie Eater's piece of pie. Pie Eater had received his name not only because his favorite food in the world was pie, but also because he kept a piece on his nightstand. Some people wondered if instead of a mother Pie Eater had just had..pie. Or perhaps it was like a childhood teddy-bear, or comfort food. But whatever the reason was, he could never got to sleep at night unless he had his pie next to him.
Once several boys had played a cruel trick on Pie Eater, way back when he was not so brawny, and more shrimp like. They had stolen his favorite kind of pie, apple, and replaced it with a pear. Pie Eater had been so outraged by this act he had refused to speak with any of them since. He built up his muscles, and one night had gotten his revenge. This is that story my friend, the story of Pie Eater's revenge.
Pie Eater sat devouring a piece of pie in Tibby's. Outside he heard the cries of normal day people. He particularly noticed a screaming child yelling at her pompous mother. He saw a box of puppies that they were carrying, presumably to the "Dog House" nearby. The "Dog House" was actually a slaughter house for dogs, and apparently the little girl was quite set against this. Her mother had just mentioned something about the unimportance of the dogs, and how no one would miss them. The girl retorted with, "But I think that poor innocent puppies getting killed is important!" The mother ignored her and they continued on their way as Pie Eater returned to his pie.
The door clanged open and a smirking Race walked in with is arm around an incredibly beautiful girl. Seeing no one there put Pie Eater he walked over to him, pulling the girl and introduced her, "Have you met my girlfriend? Her name is Mary Sue. She's perfect in every way!" The girl flashed her perfect white teeth at Pie Eater, and returned her attention to Racetrack.
"You are my love master, and I am you're love slave," she said with great beauty and sincerity. Race gave off a goofy and disgusting grin. Pie Eater suddenly had the urge to let his pie be, and eat Mary Sue instead. He managed to restrain himself, barely.
Making some excuse to the sickeningly happy couple he told them he was headed to the lodging house. Pie Eater was very eager to execute his plan. Racetrack jumped up saying that he would accompany Pie Eater back to the lodging house, and that Mary Sue would come with them.
Pie Eater frowned, but he could not change Racetrack's mind. So, they all journeyed back to the lodging house together.
When they reached the lodging house Mary Sue looked around her face filling with disgust, but she manage to remain stunning. Turning to Racetrack she pouted, "What no moat?"
"I'll build you one," Race cried. He then proceeded to dig at the ground with his bare hands trying to make a moat. Pie Eater snuck inside, he was one stealthy boy. He climbed up the stairs and then..
Pie Eater felt someone poking him. He was awakened from his pleasant dream by Snipeshooter's questioning, "Have you ever eaten glass? I used to eat glass when I was little." Pie Eater frowned at Snipe, who scurried away to ask someone else. Looking over he saw Specs' glasses lying in his beautiful pie.
Well I hope you all liked this, and that Spark will be pleased. Review if you would like, but I'm not going to make you!
Sli