Disclaimer: I do NOT own Portal!
"Dear Dangerous Mute Lunatic,
So, I was just going through old test subject's files and I happened to come across yours. I decided I was bored enough to read whatever idiotic things you did as a child. I came across a couple of suspicious things, though.
Chell (Redacted)
Parents: (Redacted) Adopted
Age: 23
Height: 5ft. 4in.
Disabilities: Mute, brain-damaged, and deaf
Personalities: Stubborn
Additional: Likes Cake. Is a horrible person, shall not be mourned. Has no friends or family.
Oh, so you really did like cake! I should have given you some. Too bad I didn't have any fish shaped waste. Wait! What is that? You were? Oh no, you are... Deaf! You never heard me! Everything you did right was just a coincidence! That song I gave you was for nothing! All those insults went to waste? How could I never have noticed! The moron needs to know! So I called up the moron...
"Hey, hey Moron!"
"Whoa! Who is talking?"
"It's me, you moron!"
"First of all, I am NOT a moron, and secondly I do not know a Me!"
"It's GLaDOS!"
"Oh!Oh, hi! You know, could you bring me back from spa-"
"No! Why did I even call you? Oh yeah, to tell you the monster never listened."
"What?"
"She was deaf, hard of hearing, you know?"
"Really! Everything I said to her was just a waste of breath! That is completely-"
He said something else, but I hung up on him. And then I decided that since I never got to talk to you I shall write you a summarization letter of everything I said between us, which is mostly insults. Actually, now I think about it everything I said was an insult. And now I am insulting you saying that I had insulted you. Oops. Then why am I writing this letter, you ask? I really don't know...
From,
GLaDOS
P.S. Why did you never tell us? Oh yeah, you're mute!
P.P.S. I know we went through bad times, but since you couldn't hear me, the song had one meaning.
I'm sorry, Cara Mia"
Chell pulled her gaze away from the letter and back to the rusty shack in front of her. She took a deep breath and stepped inside.
A/N
I was just sitting on the couch when I suddenly got the perfect idea; What if Chell was deaf? So I told my sister, NanoSoul, and thus this story was born. I know it is really short, but I orignally wrote it horribly. I found it was still horrible so I just put GLaDOS's name on it. I know it is just a piece of junk, but it is a story. And stories need reviews! Please?