What's happened really isn't clear without the title, but I couldn't find a way of throwing it in. This is inspired by me having my own wisdom teeth taken out today, and living off of soup, jello, pudding and oatmeal. Feel bad for Clyde, guys, even if he is an idiot. 3 I might fix this later, seeing as it was written in about 5 minutes and I'm not fully functional at the moment.
Butters looked down at the brunette lying in his bed. His cheeks were puffy, there were bags of frozen peas oon either side to help with the swelling, and there was a slight pool of drool forming on his chest. Butters had thought about cleaning it up, but then decided that was disgsuting.
Clyde let out a moan, and opened his eyes.
"My face is cold."
Butters sighed. Even now there were complaints.
"Yes, well, that may be because there are frozen peas on either side of it."
"This sucks. I'm frozen, in pain, I have stitches in my mouth, I'm hungry as fuck and all I can eat for now is god damned jello and soup. I want to die."
"Clyde it's not that bad. It'll take a week for you to feel better, and then you can go back to eating whatever you want to," Butters said, trying to comfort the other boy slightly, and knowing that eating was the only part that really bothered him.
"Yeah but soup fucking sucks. Can't I just have like a soft taco? That'll be okay, right?"
Another sigh, "Clyde, no. Please just take some more tylenol and go back to sleep. If you rest, the pain will go away and this week will be over faster."
"But I'm tired of sleeping. Nothing has ever sucked this bad. I hate today."
"Listen to what I said. Go back to bed. You'll forget about the pain if you sleep. And clean yourself up, I don't want drool all over my blankets."
"You're a horrible take-carer-of-er, you know."
"Oh, I'm sorry, if there anything I can do to make this experience better for you?"
"...yeah."
"What's that?"
"Put on that short skirt you have and bend over?" This was followed by a slightly pained looking grin from the brunette.
"Oh for the love of sweet Jesus," Butters said before handing Clyde some medicine and a glass of water, and quickly leaving the room.