-MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER
There once lived a man named . He had 40 seizures per day(he smoked weed so I guess you can call it natural).He looked like Savannah Wicksteed(he was butt ugly) and smelled like Mankayla Shilling(like an elephant's ass). His mother was Lindsey Lohan and his father was . He only lived up to age 20 because he got A.I.D.S from having unprotected sex with Dora the explorer. He got Pregnant because they had both recently had sex changes and the baby was possessed. He only drank Red Bulls so grew wings. His father liked Selena Gomez so Justin Beiber fans killed him. Eventuallly his A.I.D.S climaxed so he died.
Thus Slutvannah was born.
THE END!