'ELLO PEOPLE AND BITCHES! Mosvie 2k8 and I have decided to make a sketch comedy type book.. We own everything except the guest appearances READ AND REVIEW!
Chapter 1
Sabrina was practicing her twisting layout when she saw the time and noticed it was WAY past time to end practice. "OK BITCHES," she shouted in the gym. "Practice is over now leave and let me have some peace." The squad left and Sabrina was grabbing her stuff and went out into the hallway and saw janitors doing there after school work.
She waved to them and noticed that the bucket of water was about to tip over. Without them noticing she flicked her wrist and made the bucket go back to a balanced position and walked on. As she departed form Oceanside High School she was so happy that she had been bestowed her gifts. "It's great to be me," she smiled as she blasted her radio and drove off in her turquoise convertible.
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Sabrina was later out in New York City on her nightly vampire hunt patrols. She as wearing her black leather outfit she wore like they did on T.V. Being a Slayer gave her the ability to move perfectly normal in these clothes as any other. The weird fact that she was also a Water Bender also gave her a huge advantage over the rest of the Slayer community. There weren't too many hybrid Slayers in the world like her.
She was heading into Brooklyn and she finally heard a scream. Smirking she used her boots to give her extra speed and power in her stride to advance to the noise. Hearing the noise was right over a ten foot wall she let a grin out again. Take a step back and easily did a tuck over the wall and landed between a innocent and a vampire.
"Ugh Why are you always around Sabrina?," the vampire said revealing her fangs. "I mean can any vampire go on a hunt without you coming around?"
"No Buffy," Sabrina said smiling. "You just hate me cause I took you spot as top Slayer when you created every girl to be a slayer. With me winning the duel I got you sired into a vampire. So I'm actually starting to think your stalking me."
"Why would I stalk you?," Buffy asked cackling. "I mean I totally can just go to Los Angelus and hook up with Angel now that we are both vampires."
"Then why don't you?," Sabrina asked as she formed a ice sai out of out puddle. "I mean love is so much more fun."
"THAT'S RIGHT!," a random voice said in a high pitched singing voice. "CAUSE." A figure came out of the sewer hole in the street and started singing. "I'VE BEEN YEARNING FOR TRUE LOVE'S BLISS! AND THE PRICK I PRAY ADORE'S ALL THIS!"
"Who are you?," Buffy and Sabrina asked in unison.
"I'm Valkyrie," the mermaid said slithering towards them. "I come here from Anastasia. I was swimming alone in the grotto, and I found this pretty pearl. So I swam to grab it and-"
"I DON'T CARE!," Sabrina screamed throwing her sai at Buffy. Buffy dodged the projectile and lunged for Sabrina. They started to wrestle on the cold NYC street alley pulling each other's hair and hair flipping there hair until the other bitch was gone, in the words of Chris Crocker. With a sudden explosion the girls heads turned to the location of ti and Valkyrie slithered to it as Sabrina and Buffy went back to hair flipping.