Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans and yakaty yak, you know the rest. This story is just for my enjoyment; and hopefully yours too.


Chapter 1

The bus flew right at Cyborg, who was just barely able to doge it. "Ha! You missed!" He screamed at the red mechanically clad man standing at the other end of the street.

"I won't miss this time!" Adonis retorted as he launched himself off the street and in Cyborg's direction. He pulled his fist back and attempted to sucker-punch Cyborg, but Cyborg deftly caught his fist, spun him around, and tossed him into the air. Adonis let out a wail as he soared into the sky. His wail was cut short as a smaller, but stronger being caught him.

"Good afternoon," A cheery Starfire exclaimed. "I realize that we are probably ruining your day, but believe me, it is nothing personal." She immediately drop kicked him in the opposite direction from which he came.

A high pitched laugh squawked from behind the red head. "Hey, Star, nice one!" A green harpy swooped by her, trying to keep up with the still falling Adonis. The moment he caught up with the red man, he quickly changed into a Stegosaurus and spun in midair, smacking Adonis with his spiked tail, sending him plummeting to earth.

Adonis climbed out of the crater he'd made, only to come face to face with the two birds of the team, Robin and Raven. Robin had his Bo staff out and ready, semi crouched in a defensive position. Raven held the same stance as Robin, only instead of holding a Bo staff, she held black aura in her hands. Adonis grunted, and charged at Robin, swinging his fists in an attempt to hit the brightly colored boy. Robin easily dodged all of Adonis's swings, and blocked some of them with his Bo staff. While Adonis was busy dealing with Robin, Raven attacked from behind, sending her soul self at Adonis, hitting him away from Robin. With Adonis a fair amount away from him, Robin took out two of his explosive disks and threw them at the man's general direction. The disks exploded, sending Adonis into a wall.

Unfortunately, the wall didn't look as sturdy as it was. On impact with Adonis, the wall spat out dust and bricks all over the Titans, who quickly regrouped into a tight circle, in case Adonis attempted an attack while they were momentarily blinded. When the dust partially cleared, it was revealed that Adonis was gone.

"Uh, where'd he go?" Cyborg uttered in disbelief. It was hard to imagine such a big guy like Adonis to get away unseen.

"Alright Titans," Robin began. "He could have taken four exits." Robin motioned to the still dusty T-junction on which their fight had occurred and also to a small alleyway. "Cyborg, I want you to take Main Street. Beast Boy, you go left, Starfire, take the right. Raven and I will check out the alleyway."

"Dude, is that my left or your left?" Beast Boy quipped.

Robin ignored the question. "Adonis isn't the fastest villain out there, so he shouldn't have gotten far. Titans Go!"

The Titans fanned out into the directions they were ordered, except for Beast Boy, who ran off with Starfire, before swiveling around and running off the opposite direction. Robin and Raven raced down the dark, narrow alleyway, keeping their eyes and ears pealed for Adonis. They turned several corners until they finally came to a dead end.

"He definitely didn't come this way." Raven muttered.

Suddenly, Robin's T-Com blared. "What is it?" Robin asked into the yellow communicator.

"Yo, Robbie, it's Cyborg. I caught our guy. You were right; he didn't get far at all. The guy's exhausted. I've got him down and the cops are on their way, so no need to rush on over here."

"Thanks, Cyborg, Raven and I are on our way. Call Beast Boy and Starfire to let them know that we got him."

"No problemo. Cyborg out."

Robin attached the now silent communicator to his belt. "We'd better get going then." He spoke to Raven.

"And I was hoping we'd get to stay here a little longer." Raven sarcastically drawled. She was observing her dank surroundings.

Robin gave her sarcasm as small smile as he headed back down the alleyway, Raven close behind.

"Ehh."

The two teen froze in their tracks at the sound. They abruptly spun around, looking for whatever had made the noise.

"Ehh, ehh, pppppff." Came another muffled sound.

Robin followed the noise, Raven keeping at a close distance behind him. He came to a halt in front of a small box. He glanced quickly at Raven, taking note that she was ready for anything sudden. He kneeled down and lightly placed his hand on the box. He hesitated, before gently opening the lid. What he saw next made his eyes widen to twice their original size.

In the box, nestled comfortably between soft blankets, was a baby. It was swiveling its arms lazily above its head and was gurgling and making small noises to itself. Robin quickly concluded that the baby looked completely healthy and content. At a first glance it seemed that the infant was about six months old, but he wasn't really sure. Behind him, Raven had a confused look etched across her face. That was unexpected.

Robin picked up the box while Raven moved in beside him. The baby looked up, and giggled in such a way that made Robin melt a little inside. It reached out both its hands and gabbed on to the trim of Robin's cape and the hem of Raven's robe.

"Momma. Dadda," It gurgled.

All the two teens could do was stare.


Sorry this chapter was a little short; I kinda just wanted to get it over with. It's hard trying to type out baby noises, uh, and the kid only had two lines!

So Rob and Rae find a kid. Ooooh. Read on to find out what happens next.