A/N: Sooo, I'm sitting in class one day watching a video in my careers class about Morgan Spurlock (The Supersize Me guy) where he is doing this show where he lives thirty days in someone else's life. He's naming off all the different things and then he says, "What if you place a straight man to live a gay man's life?" Or something along those lines, and then it hits me! Puck, the straightest man at McKinley High School, living a gay man's lifestyle. So I pull out my notebook and start writing.
Honestly, Puck's hot either way and him being paired with Kurt, only spices things up.

A/N2: I do plan on finishing this story! What drives me is reviews from you guys. And i plan to upload a new chapter AT LEAST 3x a month.

Summary: Puck takes on a dare from some of the football players to be gay. He doesn't know how to go about it and turns to Kurt for guidance. Kurt finds the other man obnoxious and tries to avoid him. Will a project bring the two a bit closer to understanding grounds, or distance them?

Anyway, this story is rated M for language, sexual thoughts and actions, and crude comments.

Disclaimer~ I do not own Glee. I only wish i did.

Noah Puckerman was a badass, hands down. If there were a challenge given he'd take it in a heartbeat. If he was playing truth or dare he would always choose dare. He didn't give a damn; he was Puckzilla for fuck's sake. No questions asked. Puck sat in the weight room lifting weights to gain more strength in his arms, counting them off as he went along. When he reached a hundred he switched arms. Right now he should be in his advanced learning about whatever but he didn't feel the need to be there. It's not like he's going to use any of it in the real world. Lifting weights and keeping in shape; that was something he needed. He was a stud. A lot of work goes into looking this hot. His head turned to the doors when he heard them open and watched as two of the guys from the football team walk in arguing over something.

Deciding that he wasn't going to get into it, Puck focused on lifting the twenty pound weight in his hand. He heard a body being shoved into a wall and sighed. He really didn't want to be around and witness a fight, although the thought was entertaining, he didn't feel up to sitting in the counselors office explaining what he saw. Setting the weight down he grabbed his shirt and placed it on. Grabbing his things, Puck walked towards the door and placed a hand on it about to walk out but stopped hearing the word "fag" and "fairy". Are they talking about Kurt? He glanced back at them and soon their loud voiced turned into whispers. Were they talking about Kurt? He sighed. Ever since he joined Glee Club, Kurt had become a teammate. He had to look out for his teammates. Groaning, Puck walked over to the jocks and raised his brows.

"Do we have a problem guys?"

They looked at him with surprised looks and then looked at one another. The two were silent for a few moments. Puck rolled his eyes and shook his head, stuffing his hands into his pockets. It seemed like he wasn't going to get any answers anytime soon. He cleared his throat in an irritated fashion and the two jocks sighed in defeat.

"Fucking Josh here," One of guys who had a buzz cut hairdo said pointing to the guy must have been Josh, had messy brunet hair. "was dared to go thirty days living as a fag."

Puck visibly cringed at hearing the last word. He hasn't used that word on anybody in the longest time. Ever since he learned that the word actually hurts people, and since Finn came to him when Kurt's dad scared the shit out of him when he used it in the Hummel household, he hasn't used it since. He looked at the two and raised a brow in interest.

"So I'm guessing that you're pussying out?" Puck asked nodding his head in Josh's direction.

"Drake was dared too! Not just me!" Josh exclaimed. Drake punched him in the arm and glared. He turned back to Puck who was waiting patiently although irritated at the same time. "So the both of us don't want to do the stupid dare. And we don't the whole school fucking with us."

Puck stared at them in disbelief. The dare didn't even sound that bad. It sounded quite easy, actually. If Hummel could do it every day of his damn life, then he was pretty sure that he could do it for thirty days. He folded his arms across his chest and smirked. It was a challenge he wouldn't back down from. It was obvious that these two fucktards weren't going to do it.

"I'll do it." Puck said confidently.

Both Josh and Drake stared at him incredulously. Only if he had a camera to capture the priceless looks on their faces. He chuckled and shrugged his shoulders grinning deviously. These guys probably thought that he was crazy for taking it, that or they thought he was joking.

"How hard could it be?" He questioned as he watched the two look at each other for a moment then back at him. "What do I get out of it if I do go through with it for a whole month?"

Josh shrugged his shoulders. "You get five hundred dollars."

Puck nodded his head, "Not bad."

Drake crossed his arms over his chest and looked at Puck suspiciously. "You really have problem doing this Puckerman?"

"No."

It was Josh's turn to give Puck a suspicious look. "It's not weird in any way? Aren't you going to be sick acting like a fairy? What if you actually catch it?"

Puck groaned inwardly and rolled his eyes. He thought dumb jocks only happened in the movies and TV shows. But these fuckers really think that you can catch being gay? God help them.

"You can't catch being gay, asshole." He said sternly. "Besides, I'm too badass for labels. I don't take shit form anyone." He cracked his knuckles for emphasis and gave them both a hard look.

Drake raised his hands in defeat. "Whatever man. Do the fucking dare."

Josh nodded in agreement and turned to leave with Drake following him out of the weight room. Puck watched them go and leaned against the wall. Going thirty days being gay didn't seem so bad. Then again he had no idea how to go about being gay. Puck furrowed his brows in thought and stared across the room. Damn. This was harder than he had thought. Then the idea came to him. The only person who knew the first thing about being gay was Kurt.

Kurt was the only gay –well openly gay– guy he knew at the school. He could get pointers form him. Puck grinned and leaned up off the wall and walked to the door pushing it open just as the bell rang. The bell rings right on time. He thought as he scanned the halls for McKinley's male diva. He would most likely be with Aretha. He thought walking down the corridor in search for Kurt. A wild grin spread itself across his face.

"Found you." He said to himself as he made his was to Kurt who was alone at his locker. He stood next to him without the other knowing, his presence being hidden by the locker door. He stood there without the other knowing and patiently waited for Kurt to finish in his locker. A minute or so later of Puck standing there, Kurt closed his locked and let out a small yelp in surprise seeing Puck there. Seeing him scared is a rarity. He thought smirking. "Hey, Hummel."

Kurt placed a hand over his heart and glared at Puck. "What are you doing there, Puckerman?" He questioned giving him his best bitchy glare.

"I came to ask you for a favor."

Kurt narrowed his eyes in distrust and adjusted his bag on his shoulder. "I have absolutely no interest in doing any favors for you Puckerman." He walked around him. "Now if you don't mind, I have a class to get to."

Puck watched as Kurt walked away and let out a sigh. Okay, so maybe getting Kurt to teach him to be gay was going to be harder than he had originally thought. No problem, getting Kurt to agree should be easy. All he had to do was turn on the Puckster charm. He'll have Kurt squirming in his designer skinny jeans in no time.

When Glee practice came about, Puck sat in his usual seat and watched as the people started to pour in the room. One by one they walked in, mostly the girls. His eyes followed Santana and the short Cheerios skirt that she wore. He counted the times when he saw the beautiful Latina out of the uniform that she wore on a daily basis. Puck has hit that so many times, it was crazy.

Doing the dare meant that he's have to give up chasing skirts for a month. What. The. Fuck. He hadn't really thought that far ahead. A whole thirty days without getting any from a MILF, Cheerio, or a random hot girl. Fuck me. Puck thought with a groan running his hand down his face. By doing the dare, would he have to get it from a guy? Yes, Puck. That seems to be the case, a voice inside him whispered. He shuddered at the thought and looked at the guys that were now in the room. None of them looked like they would be alright with just randomly having a cock up their ass. Except Sam. With that large of a mouth, he's bound to give great head.

Then he heard a silver bell like laugh ring throughout the room and his head turned to the sound. He looked over at the door and spotted Kurt arm in arm with his fellow diva. Maybe Kurt would be a good choice to have sex with. I mean hey, he is pretty feminine…but still he is a guy. He watched as Kurt sat down a few seats from him and watched as his tongue darted across his lips to wet them. Fuck, fuck, fuck…

He watched as Kurt set his bag down when his original thought came back to him. He had to get Kurt to teach him about being gay, but the other boy too stubborn for his own damn good. All Puck had to do was approach him and make Kurt listen, without being aggressive of course. He stood up out of his chair to walk over to the Ice Princess, when Mr. Shue walked in and directed everyone to have a seat.

Puck let out an audible groan and sat back down un his seat. He watched as Mr. Shue stand down in the front of the room and begin to talk about the new song and dance they were going to perform for the upcoming assembly. Puck tuned him out form there as he thought of things to say to Kurt.

Everything he thought of sounded really fucking lame. If only there was a way he could ask Kurt without Aretha around clinging to his side. He glanced over at Finn when he burst into song with Rachel joining him. Then the thought came to him, stay the night at the Hudson-Hummel residence and talk to Kurt when everyone was asleep. It was genius.

When Glee practice was over, Puck fed Finn some excuse about being in trouble at home and not wanting his mom to yell at him and asked to stay at his place. Being the best friend that he was, Finn agreed to have him over. They walked out to the parking lot when Finn told him that they would be riding in Kurt's car. Nodding in agreement, Puck slipped into the backseat while Finn sat in the front as he explained to Kurt, who was waiting for them in the driver's seat that Puck was coming home with them.

Puck saw Kurt's brows furrow slightly in dissatisfaction and their eyes met when the male diva looked at him through the rearview mirror. Puck smirked and waved at him only for Kurt to unlock their gaze and mumble something under his breath and start the car. They drove in silence other than the radio playing Lady Gaga's latest song. They reached the Hudson-Hummel residence quickly and Kurt shut off the engine. Puck and Finn opened their doors and said their thanks before getting out and heading to the door.

The two of them dropped their stuff up in Finn's room and went back downstairs to raid the kitchen for snacks. Grabbing sodas and chips they walked out of the kitchen. Finn went ahead of him and Puck stood by the stairs fixing the many chips in his arms. Out of the corner of his eye he noticed Kurt walk by and into the kitchen. For a moment he debated whether or not to go and approach the pale male, but decided against it. That would ruin the effect for later. Adjusting the chips in his arms and casting one last glance over to Kurt, Puck went up the stairs to whoop Finn's ass in Call of Duty.

Night approached quicker than Puck had hoped. He laid on the comforter next to Finn and waited until he heard those few moments of the taller teens snoring to know he was out for the rest of the night. Grinning like a mad man, Puck grabbed his sweat pants, deciding to leave his shirt off and crept out of the room. He gently tiptoed down the stairs and stopped hearing the sound of Burt Hummel's voice. No matter how badass he was, Burt Hummel will always scare the shit out of him. He couldn't help it! The man was intimidating.

He caught sight of Burt about to turn the corner and round up the stairs. Puck took that moment to come out of his stupor and act as though he wasn't just standing there being frozen. He feigned surprise when he took a step down the stairs and effectively bumped into Mr. Hummel.

"Puck." Burt said eyeing his shirtless stature. "What are you doing up?"

Puck placed on a winning smile and replied, "I'm thirsty."

Burt looked at him for a few moments as if trying to see if he was lying. Puck silently prayed that Burt would just take the lie and go to bed. He thought his prayers weren't answered like somehow Burt knew Puck was getting ready to go and mess with his precious son when he cracked his knuckles. Oh, fuck. "Well don't stay up too late. Remember you have school in the morning."

Burt walked past Puck and clapped him on his bare shoulder and went up to his room. It wasn't until Puck heard the door shut, that he let out a breath he didn't realize that he was holding. He took a moment to regain his composure and shook his head walking the rest of the way down the stairs. That was…intense.

Putting that aside, Puck walked into the kitchen and grabbed a quick glass of water. Now refreshed and feeling more like the Puckasurus, he made his way toward Kurt's door and took a breath. The task was simple: get Kurt to agree in teaching him the ways of being gay. Rolling his neck form side to side as if preparing to go into battle –which is kind of true, Kurt can be scary when he wants to be– Puck raised his hand and knocked on Kurt's door.

A/N: So yeaaah...That's the start of things! Is it worth continuing? Reviews are highly welcome. :D
Peace&Love,
~MizzRawr :)