A/N: This story is a bunch of blogs House wrote. They will take place after every episode of the show.
So, I had a new case. Wilson told me that it was his cousin Rebecca. He practically begged me to take the case. It sounded interesting, so I though, why not? Plus, my lackeys have been getting on my nerves complaining about the lack of cases, so I thought I could put them to work.
On another front, I wish people would stop telling me to wear a doctor's coat. Does that make you a better doctor by wearing a stupid coat? Whoever invited it should die. I guess they probably are dead by now. Some doctor probably killed him.
Of course, while I am trying to solve the case, Cuddy is on my back again for not doing my job. My job is to solve hard cases, not wipe snot off kids in the clinic. I like how she threw in she could fire me, even though I have tenure. She would never get rid of me. I am way to precious to her hospital. Please, I have been doing it for six years. If she was going to fire my for slacking off, she would have done it by now. That woman sure has some balls, though. She pulled my authorization. She has really good comebacks too. If she wasn't my boss and the she-devil, I think I could actually like her. I like how she made the comment about how 'we are doctors and if we do not do our job, people die.' I then heard the exact same then on General Hospital. At least I know when Cuddy is riding my back, she does really care about the patients. At least she is not going against me just because I am an ass, like my other bosses!
I don't even want to talk about my orange patient today. What a moron!
I though it was a little funny that Foreman tried to take the moral ground and say that he would not break into the patient's house. He acts like he has never broken the law before. I hired him because I needed a smart doctor who wasn't afraid to break the rules!
Foreman still needs a lot of training, though. I would have gotten the ham idea if I had been him and had gone to her apartment. I probably would still have eaten the sandwich, but I would have called Cameron to start the treatment.
Of course my patient had to be argumentative. I hate when patient's demand proof. When they go to medical school and get a better argument, I will listen to them. Okay. I won't. But they would be a better chance that I would. I was right anyway, so no proof was needed. Hopefully, if she is ever in the hospital again, she will just listen to her doctor and shut up.
Cameron was a little upset that I hired her because of her looks, but I thought it was a compliment. I really have to find out what is wrong with her. The next thing that will probably is Chase will come in and start complaining because I hired him due to his daddy issues.
The last thing I want to say is what the F is up with Wilson lying to me about the patient being his cousin. It's like he thought that would make me take the case. Sorry. I took it because it was interesting, not because you guilted me into taking it because she was your patient. I guess everyone really does lie. I just hate when they do it to me.