Escape from OutWorld!
Chapter 1: Super Secret Special Awesome Club
Sean walked down the street of the now ruined city, after the invasion from another realm that he was even aware existed. It arrived so fast that even the military were soon overpowered and the city he once called home was ruined. But to him this city only had one name.
Crisis City
(The whole citys on fire! Nah just messing with you. No tornado carried cars in this story)
Sean sneaked down the alleyways and through buildings, wielding his trusty shotgun in his hands. He was on the lookout for any of those strange fanged creatures called Tarkatens. Luckily he was in luck today as there was none of the such around, although there was one of those big dragons, thank the lord it didn't spot him.
Sean continued his trip to his super secret special awesome club, or how the others called it the resistance. Sean looked at the many stores scattered around the street,when suddenly a garbage can had fallen down out of nowhere and hit the ground with a loud smash. Sean had to high tail it out of the area because there was no way in hell that no one could have heard that. Sean quickened his pace, but as he did, he could have sworn he saw something purple in the corner of his eye. Merely ignoring that, Sean ran down another alley and stood outside of his super special secret awesome resistance club. Running up to the wooden door, he knocked on it three times and kicked the door four times and hummed the beginning of the Mario theme song. The eyehole in the top area of the door opened and looking out of it was 8-Ball, the young gun. He just recently joined the resistance, but he proved he was capable of keeping his own in any encounter. Being able to cover any flank, although he did his best covering the left flank.
"Sean? That you?" 8-Ball asked as he inspected Sean.
"No... It's Granny Bacon. Of course its me 8-Ball!" Sean sarcastically said.
"No need to get mad! Just can't take any chances that's all" 8-Ball said as he unbolted the door and held it open for Sean.
"Sean! Your late!" Jonesy joked as Sean walked into the small room.
Jonesy was one of the most nicest and generous guys you could ever meet. In fact he would give his own ammo to someone else if they needed it.
"Now that Seans here, we can begin the meeting" Curtis said as Sean and 8-Ball sat down around the small fire spit.
Curtis was someone that would donate his heart to a complete stranger if they asked. In fact a perfect example of this is when Sean first met Curtis. He actually gave Sean his own machine gun even though they barely knew each other for a whole minute.
"I'll stand guard at the door" Jed said as he headed to the seat next to the door.
Jed could be best described as a tank, both powerful and tough. When the group first encountered him, he was mowing down those tartakens with his signature assault rifle. Although when they first tried to recruit him, he was hesitant to join. But after a while, he shined up to the others and became an invaluable member of the team.
"So today 8-Ball scouted out a Tarkaten camp, with 6 of those horrid creatures in it. We can sneak in and take them out. But remember, always aim for the head and heart. The pricks are resilient to bullets besides those places ok?" Curtis explained as he showed the map of the city, the enemy camp circled and the clubs location marked.
"8-Ball also said how he might have saw some kind of creature. He didn't get a good glimpse of it, but it was large and had four arms. Watch out for that" Curtis explained as he passed out amateur drawings of a stick figure with four arms and a pony tail.
"Now any questions?" Curtis asked when there was a knock at the door.
"Shhhh!" Jed quietly shushed as the others put out the lights and stayed silent. Some mumbling was heard while the group waited in silence. There was nothing but silence as the group thought they were home free, that is until a large blade stabbed through the doorway.
"Quick go out the other entrance! I'll hold them off as long as I can!" Jed yelled as he pulled out his rifle and pushed against the door that was being pushed from the other side.
"You heard the man move!" Jonesy yelled as the four ran out the back and got on their motorbikes. Although 8-Ball rode in a side car with Sean, since Jeds bike was broken and they couldn't get the keys even if it wasn't because he was currently being ripped apart judging by the screams of pain from inside.
"Hurry!" Sean yelled as they got the bikes started and sped away, escaping the Tarkatens by merely seconds.
Things were looking good for the group, when suddenly a large piece of concrete smashed into Curtises bike, killing him and sending the others off of their bikes as they crashed into the concrete and curtsies demolished bike.
"Everyone alright?" Sean asked as they nodded.
"Grahhhhhhh!" a loud roar came from behind them as they looked up to see a giant four armed creature with a pony tail.
"Hey that's the creature that Curtis drew!" Sean said as he pulled out the piece of paper with the stick figure on it.
"Aw crap!" Jonesy yelled as the creature lifted a ruined car over it's head with ease.
"That monsters carrying a car!" Sean pointed out the obvious as it threw it at the trio. The three were able to roll out of the way with ease.
"Go guys go!" Jonesy yelled as he tossed his shotgun shells to Sean.
"No Jonesy!" Sean and 8-Ball yelled as he charged at the creature. The creature grabbed him and delivered a brutal punch into his stomach. So hard that it went right through him and came out his back. Jonesy roared in pain as he soon lied dead on the ground, from his intestines being ripped put of him and from the massive blood loss.
"Rah!" the four armed creature roared again as it started chasing after Sean and 8-Ball.
"Quick up those boxes!" Sean commanded as the two let up the pile of boxes and jumped over the chain linked fence, the creature soon following by just crashing through them instead.
"Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!" 8-Ball yelled as the creature gained on them.
"Leap up to the railing!" Sean yelled as they jumped up the wall to the railing leading to the second floor of the small condo.
"We lost it!" Sean cheered as the two high fived. But their victory was short-lived as the creatures jumped up onto the railing as the duo began running again.
"DON'T STOP RUNNING!" Sean screamed as they were running so fast that they didn't see the monster fall back to the ground from the debris it had knocked on top of it, knocking it out.
They soon outran the creature and now where in an alleyway they didn't know existed.
"They're all dead! Dead!" 8-Ball panicked as he turned in different directions frantically.
"So which way should we go?" Sean asked as he looked at the four different ways.
"GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!" 8-Ball screamed as he ran off into the north alley.
"8-Ball no!" Sean yelled when he was knocked to the ground by a kick from the backside by a Tartaken.
"My blade will pierce your heart!" it yelled as it leapt into the air and aimed it's blades at Seans head. It was a good thing he rolled out of the way, or his head would be smushed. Sean quickly bludgeoned the creature in the back of it's head as it held it's head in pain. Sean continued bludgeoning the creature until it was basically unconscious. Sean aimed his shotgun at it's head, planning to end it's life when...
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" the voice of 8-Ball screamed in agony as Sean bolted down the north alley.
"8-Ball! I'm coming dude!" Sean thought as he ran out onto a bridge, searching for the last living member of the resistance. He was so concerned looking for his pal that he didn't even realize that he had ran into a womans bare backside. Sean tripped onto his ass while the woman simply perked up at the collison. She turned around and...holy crap what the hell is a woman this hot doing out here!
She wore a very revealing skintight magenta strange body suit. She also had semi short hair and some large *cough 'assets' cough*. But she also had strange orange eyes, almost kind of like those Tarkatens.
"Sean... Look... Out... She's one of them..." 8-Ball coughed out as he laid behind the woman on the ground, bloodied and bruised.
"Good. Now I don't have to search for you, since you just ran into me" the woman said in a childish tone.
"BRING IT!" Sean yelled as he pumped his shotgun. The battle started with Sean doing a reckless charge at her. She simply walked out of the way and delivered a roundhouse kick to the back of his skull, knocking him to the ground and causing major damage.
"Hot Potato!" Sean yelled as he threw a Molotov at her. But just before it hit her, she disappeared in purple smoke.
"Huh!" Sean grunted confused as he searched around the area. Sean turned back to 8-Ball and was met with a purple high heel boot to the face.
"Ow son of a bitch!" Sean cursed as he held his face in pain.
"Now your gonna pay for it!" Sean yelled as he fired a few shells at her. She leaped over all of them and grabbed onto Sean with both her arms and legs. Sean watched in horror as she took off her veil, revealing her Tarkaten teeth, and started biting Seans neck with extreme force.
"AHHHHHH!" Sean screamed in pain as he threw her off and held his neck in pain, blood pouring out of the wound.
"Mmmmmmmm..." she moaned like she enjoyed biting his neck.
"I'LL END THIS! BURN! BURN! TO THE GROUND!" Sean yelled as he aimed his shotgun at her and fired. She disappeared into purple smoke again, this time Sean looked up In the air, thinking she was going to attack from there. Sean gave up and turned around to be looking into those orange tartaken eyes.
Before Sean could even get a point blank range shotgun blast, she pulled it out of his arms and threw it over the bridge where it fell into the water.
"Gah!" Sean yelled in fear as he pulled out his twin pistols, where she immediately pulled those out of his hands and tossed them over the bridge as she got close into his face, so much he could smell the scent of dried blood coming from her breath.
"Mmmmmmm..." she moaned as she put a hand onto Seans chest.
"Uhhhhh..." Sean said as he was so confused by her actions he couldn't even react.
"Mmmmmmmmm..." she moaned again as she slid her hand up to his neck, where she started rubbing it gently.
"..." Sean was so confused as she continued rubbing his neck.
"Mmmmmmmmmm..." she moaned once again as she slid her hand onto Seans cheek, rubbing it gently also.
"NOOOOOOO!" 8-Ball yelled as he got off the ground and hit her in the back of her head with a wooden plank.
"GRRRRRRRRR!" she growled in rage as she jumped on 8-Ball, but instead stabbing him repeatedly with sais that appeared in her hands out of nowhere.
"AHHHHHH!" 8-Ball screamed as he lied on the ground, covered in blood. The woman then angrily kicked him in the side of the head, knocking him out stone cold.
"YOU BITCH!" Sean yelled as he charged at her and slammed into her, knocking her to the ground.
"I JUST KOOL AID MAN'D YOUR ASS!" Sean taunted as he danced around her.
"Grrrrr..." she growled quietly as she started picking herself off the ground.
"Drink it in lady! That's how fail you taste!" Sean continued taunting.
"Grrrrr..." she said as she got on her knees.
"Its starting to bore me how much you suck!" Sean said as he kicked some dust at her.
"GRAHHHHHH!" she roared a monstrous roar as she got up angrily and looked at Sean, who was preparing to run.
"GOTTAMOVE MY ASS OUT OF HERE!" Sean sxreamed as he ran like a Pansy, while flailing his arms in the air like a madman. But she was in front of him as her eyes glowed blood red and she slowly walked towards him, while he moved back.
"I'M SORRY!" Sean yelled as he attempted to run in the other direction, but was knocked to the ground by one of her teleport kicks, breaking his nose.
"AHHHHHH!" Sean screamed as he held his broken nose in pain.
But before she could leap on him, 8-Ball jumped in front of her, taking the following murder for him. She was soon on top of him, stabbing him brutally in the stomach with her sais. She then got up and started kicking him in the side of the head, knocking him out. But that was just the beginning. She then started to rip out his intestines and shove them down his own throat. She then disemboweled him, then ripped out his kidneys, and then ate them while he just watched in horror. She then grabbed her sais after finishing eating his organs, and shoved them into his eye sockets.
"..." 8-Ball said nothing, since she did rip his vocal cords out and devoured those to along with his neck.
"Blagghh!" Sean vomited onto the ground next to him after witnessing that horrid overkilling.
"Crawl away, Crawl away!" Sean whispered to himself as he crawled away, but his path was blocked by a purple high heels boots.
"Did you think that I forgot about you?" she asked rudely while leaning down to him.
"Yes? I mean, uh no?" Sean tried making an answer.
"I would murder you right now! And end your worthless existense!" she yelled as she yanked him off the ground and held him up high over her, choking him while doing so.
"I can't breathe!" Sean cried out while trying to get out of her one hand hold, with no luck.
"But..." she continued as she raised another hand.
"You did lead my fathers army to your little organization" she said in a more softer tone as she rubbed his cheek slowly and gently.
"Wait..." Sean said as he thought back to that purple thing he saw while heading to the organization.
"You were the one that knocked over that trash can?" Sean asked as she simply nodded.
"I could kill you right now, and enjoy your organs like I did with your pathetic friend over there" she said as she tightened her grip and pointed to 8-Balls mangled corpse.
"I could always hand you over to that cyborg. He's always looking for new test subjects" she continued as she stroked her chin in thought.
"Or... I could always keep you..." she said as she started rubbing his cheek again.
"Wait what?" Sean asked in bewilderment.
"You could stay with me. Live with me in my fathers castle. I would take great care of you. And we could rule this realm after my father takes over it!" she said as she lowered Sean onto the ground, but still held him in a choke hold.
"So what do you say?" she asked.
"I say..." Sean said.
"WHAT THE %#* ARE YOU SMOKING AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME OF IT?" Sean yelled.
"So no?" she asked.
"NOOOOOOOOOO SHIT SHERLOCK!" Sean rudely yelled again.
"I was thinking that you would say that" she said as she curled her hand into a fist and hit Sean hard in the stomach.
"OWWW!" he screamed in pain as he held his stomach. But as soon as he looked up, he was greeted by a knee to the face, knocking him unconscious.
"Well, off to the prison with you" she said as she dragged Sean to a portal that had just appeared.
And that concludes chapter 1.
I hope you liked it, and if you didn't, I don't give a shit. But if you did like it review please.
Chapter 2 will be coming out when Valve releases Episode 3 (which will probably be in the year 3001)