Disclaimer: I do not own Starship or any of the characters mentioned within...
A drabble. There's some Taz/Up and Taz/Krayonder if you squint.
Nachos.
a PIG. That's what Krayonder was. A pig who was always taking the cheese sauce, ruining her dinner with cheeseless nachos. One of these days she was going to take a GIANT flour tortilla, wrap him up in it, dump him in a vat of pico de gallo, and then EAT HIM instead! Because that pig deserved to be eaten. At least she'd have something edible for dinner...
Krayonder tacos... "Hmmmm, I wonder what Krayonder would really taste like..." The latina wondered aloud while taking a crunchy bite of taco chips. Ungh, bland.
"Whoa! Wait, like- what man?" Krayonder spit out a mouthful of cheese and chips across the cafeteria table, eyes wide in disbelief. Everyone was in the cafeteria, enjoying Nacho Thursday. Taz froze. She did NOT just say that awkwardly phrased sentence aloud... right?
The Ensigns reaction seemed to prove otherwise.
Commander Up watched all this take place from his seat between Taz and Tootsie-MegaGirl. Taz? Eat that Candy-arsed baby face? He snorted, trying to cover up what could have been laughter. He could totally see that happen. She turned to him now, slightly pink in the face.
"What's so funny, Up?" Krayonder's reaction to you wanting to eat him, that's what!
"Oh,uh nothing. Me I guess." She rolled her eyes, and then glanced down at his plate. An eyebrow started to raise itself. Oh no. Up knew what she was thinking.
"Sure..." A likely story. "Hey, are jou done eating that?" She pointed a finger at his plate, covered with cheese. He glanced over at her plate, in all its cheeseless glory. What a pitiful sight.
"Uh, no." She frowned. Up thought fast. "How 'bout you take some of Krayonders instead? He's got enough cheese on his plate to feed half of the starship fleet!"
She sighed dramatically and slumped onto the table. "Hey Krayonder?" She sounded defeated.
He glanced at his Lieutenant warily. "Yea?" He scooted his plate slightly closer to himself. He had heard what the Commander had said in regards to his food.
"Can I have some of jour cheese?"
FIN.
Voila! A 5 minute drabble I wrote awhile back and decided to post.