Title: Because Ron was blind

Summary: Hermione tries to capture Ron's attention, but instead, she get's Draco's. She's not complaining though, because she finds that Draco is an amazing kisser.

Disclaimer: I never got the point of a disclaimer; it's a fanfiction, so of course I don't own anything.

AN: Okay, so this is my first fanfiction, ever. It started off as a really annoying plot bunny that kept attacking me, but now that I fed it a carrot and wrote it his story, he seems to be satisfied. Currently, this story is a One Shot, but that can change later on. So, without further adieu, here's Because Ron was blind.

Hermione had devised the most bullet proof plan yet. She slipped on a blood red crop top, which revealed just enough of her ample bosom, and just enough of her tan, flat stomach. She paired it with a pair of frayed, distressed, grey denim short shorts, which displayed her long, tanned, toned legs. She put on some make-up as well, something the normal Hermione Granger would not do. She tied her hair into a neat ponytail, leaving some hair out to frame her face. She put on her black pumps and analyzed herself in the full length mirror. She had to admit, she looked sexy. Smiling at herself, Hermione dissapparated to the Ministry of Magic.

Her plan was going very well. All she had left to do was to walk into his office and start a flirtatious conversation. She walked down the halls of the Ministry with her head held high and wearing a confident grin. Several older witches gave her odd looks, while many of the wizards gave her an appreciative stare or a low whistle. Yes, Ronald Weasley would have to be blind if he didn't notice Hermione now.

Hermione arrived at the Auror's office, where she was told that Ron, along with Draco and Harry, were having lunch. She decided to settle in Ron's office and wait for his return.

When the three Aurors entered the office a few minutes later, the look on their faces were priceless. Harry looked very shocked, as if someone had just told him that he forgot to destroy one of Voldemort's horcruxes. Draco's expression told her he was equally as shocked, but soon after, he put on an amused smirk and gave her a suggestive wink, which Hermione smiled at. Ronald, however, seemed to be totally oblivious to what Hermione was wearing, and greeted her normally.

"Oh. Hello Hermione. What brings you?" he asked casually. Hermione inwardly sighed. How thick can he be?

"I wanted to know if we could do something on Friday. We haven't seen each other in a long time, let alone do anything." It was true, Ron always seemed to get called for unexpected missions, and when he wasn't fighting dark wizards, Hermione was stuck in her bookstore, tending to customers.

"Well, I don't know yet. Hey Harry, are we doing anything Friday?" Ron turned to ask him, but Harry seemed to be stuck in his state of shock. "Harry, I asked you something. Harry? What's wrong Harry?"

Merlin, how dense is Ronald?

"He's in a state of shock, Weasley," Draco said coolly, "He can't hear you." He walked over to where Harry was paralyzed, and proceeded to slap him across his face, hard. Harry seemed to finally be knocked out of his daze, and brought his fist to punch Malfoy across the face, equally as hard.

Hermione watched this exchange, not knowing what to do. But before they could break out into a full on fist battle, Ron spoke up again.

"Harry, are we doing anything Friday?"

"Not that I'm aware of." He replied, turning is attention away from Draco and looking at Ron. His cheek was red, but it wasn't as red as Malfoy's.

"Great. Me and Harry will meet you at Three Broomsticks on Friday at 7. Malfoy could come along if he wants to." Ron said enthusiastically. After the war, the hostility between the Golden Trio and Malfoy seemed to disappear, and instead, there was something bordering between acquaintances and friends.

Hermione sighed again, inwardly. Ron must be very dense. She put on a fake smile to cover her disappointment and nodded. "I guess I won't get a date with Ron after all." She thought to herself.

"Okay, sounds great. See you guys Friday." Hermione said in a false cheery tone. She left the room as quickly as possible.

Draco watched this event with amusement. Granger went out of her way for the Weasel, and he was too thick to notice. He must be blind not see how amazing Granger looked, or how willing she was. What straight man can take his eyes off of Hermione in this state?

Right after Hermione had left; he quickly excused himself and went after her.

He walked quickly to catch up to her, and when he did, he grabbed her by her waist and pulled them into an empty corridor.

Hermione let out a small gasp of surprise, and turned around to face her captor. She was met with Draco's seductive smirk as he pulled her closer to him. She could smell his musky, woodsy scent and couldn't help but close her eyes and inhale more of it. This increased Malfoy's ego, as he leaned down to whisper in her ear.

"Granger, I must admit, you look very appealing. Too bad Weasley is too dumb to see it. I, on the other hand, wish to make you mine." He brought his lips down to hers and passionately kissed her. Hermione couldn't help but respond to his demanding kiss, and soon, she forgot everything but the perfect lips pressed against hers and the tongue invading her mouth.

She pulled away, needing some air. She was blushing fiercely, which made Draco smirk once more at her cute appearance.

"How about you go to Three Broomsticks on Friday, as my date?" He proposed. But before Hermione could answer, Draco leaned down once again and captured her lips once more. It was then Hermione realized that Ron wasn't worth her time, but Draco was. She should thank Ronald for his blindness, because if it wasn't for that, she wouldn't be kissing Draco Malfoy right now. And damn, Malfoy's an bloody great kisser.

AN: I know, I know, not the most creative plot ever, but hey, it's my first fanfiction, cut me a break. ; ) Anyways, thanks for reading : ) Please leave a review! I really would like to know you think. Constructive criticism is valued. I was really iffy about this, but I'm publishing this for the sake of publishing it. I know, I know, the beginning's totally different from the end, but this story really didn't have a plot, it was just a fail attempt to make you chuckle. Well, hope you enjoyed!