I just want to apologize in advance for the ranting that I am about to do. To all of you thinking: A RomaniaxAmerica pairing? Blasphemy! In 2008, Hillary Clinton said Romania was possibly our most trustworthy ally. And Richard Nixon was the first president to visit a communist country. Want to know who that country was? Romania. So rethink your thoughts about AmericaxRomania not being a great pairing and embrace what is AmeriMania, though my OTP for America is AmeriRus. xD

Ranting is all done. Sorry. Hope you enjoy fluff.

Oh, and by the way, I don't own Hetalia. I'm not using my OC Sorina for this one, but I'm going to be using the genderbent name for my OC, Sorin, for this, because I don't know Romania's real name.

A Sad Misunderstanding

Author: PruManiaForever

Characters: Romania, America, a tiny smidge of Hungary, England, and France

Pairing: AmeriMania, AmericaxRomania

Plot: America has read the Twilight books, sadly, and thinks Romania is a vampire. Romania convinces him he isn't. Fluff and make out sessions follow.

Stupid plot right? Well here it goes.

Sorry for abusing the authors note… xD

It was the world meeting. All was going well for America so far, no sign of that creepy commie, yet. And by creepy commie, he didn't mean Russia like he normally did. He meant Romania. Yes, Romania. America knew he was a vampire, now that he had read Stephanie Meyers books. And vampires were something that scared America. Romania was definitely a vampire! It was clear to America. So when Romania walked in, America had his Holy water and garlic ready. He dumped the whole bucket on Romania's head, and threw the garlic at him. "Die fiend!" America yelled, attracting the attention of several nations.

"Bloody hell America! What have you done?" England cried, struggling to get out of France's vice grip.

"I've just saved us all from the vampire!" England stopped struggling to facepalm, and France took advantage of this to begin making out with him. Of course, Hungary had her video camera, and was on the scene, taping them.

"You think I'm a vampire?" A thickly accented voice cut through the room's noise. "Is that why I'm soaking wet?"

"Hey, what gives?" America whined. "You're supposed to be dust, or melted, or something!"

"America, could you come outside with me for a second. I want to show you something." America knew that if he came out with Romania, he was just asking for his blood to get drank. But still, Romania wanted to show him something, and America loved surprises, so he walked with Romania outside into the sun. But then, Romania did something that made America uncomfortable. He took off his shirt! America blushed and looked away.

"Dude, why'd you take off your shirt?" America questioned. Romania had a good, slender body, if not a little a feminine.

"Look America, I'm not sparkling." America looked again. He wasn't sparkling! Maybe America had been wrong. "Meaning, I'm not a vampire."

"I'm sorry for drenching you in Holy water." America said sheepishly.

"And besides, if I were a vampire, I like you too much to bite you." Romania instantly slapped a hand over his mouth as he realized what he had said.

"Dude you like me? For how long?" It was Romania's turn to blush a deep red color.

"Since RAFA. You're so kind and heroic. I can't help but like you."

"…Uhm, ok then, you're not so bad for a commie. I guess I like you too."

"I'm not a communist anymore America."

"So what do we do now?"

"Make out!" They heard Hungary's voice, but couldn't see her.

"Works for me." And they did.

Fail ending is fail. Hope you enjoyed.