Okay so I really like reading these so I thought id try one myself (:

DSNBCJV Facebook style.

Serena's profile.

Serena Van Der Woodsen chilling with my baby tonight :3 ily Dan.

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Blair Waldorf ew

Serena Van Der Woodsen love you too B, oh and BTW next time try and keep it down with Chuck, Eric was right next door.

Blair Waldorf oh please Chuck told me all the noises you make when Dan is over.

Chuck Bass coming over tonight Waldorf? Or you up for a limo ride (;

Blair Waldorf whatever you wnt bby x

Serena changed her Profile Picture

Serena likes Jenny Humphreys Photo

Serena likes 'Snow'.

Jenny Humphrey Hey Serena, Dan just left and he said to pass on this message...

"you up for another Christmas eve reenactment" idk what hes talking about but he said you would know so yeah Bye x

Serena commented on Dan Humphreys status

Serena commented on Dan Humphreys Photo

Serena commented on Dan Humphreys link

Serena commented on Dan Humphreys status

Serena wrote on Dan Humphreys wall

Serena wrote on Blair Waldorf's Wall.

Serena commented on Chuck Bass' status

Serena likes 'sex on the beach'

Serena likes 'fire escapes'

Serena likes 'I'm pure and innocent LOL jk im Blair Waldorf'

Serena commented on Dan Humphreys Photo

Serena commented on Dan Humphreys Photo

Serena commented on Dan Humphreys Photo

Serena commented on Dan Humphreys Photo

Serena commented on Dan Humphreys Photo

Serena commented on Dan Humphreys Photo

Serena commented on Dan Humphreys Photo

Blair Waldorf Hey S, up for some shopping, need to stop by Victoria's secret

Serena Van Der Woodsen Yeah sure B, be there in 40?

Chuck Bass Get some whipped cream while your out

Serena Van Der Woodsen Aw, my bf is so cute, candles and roses :3 I LOVE YOU 3

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Blair's Profile.

Blair Waldorf Changed her profile picture

Blair Waldorf is Seeing someone

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Blair Waldorf is Single

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Serena Van Der Woodsen OMG B, you okay call me?

Chuck Bass Oh don't worry S, shes more than okay.

Blair Waldorf Shut up Chuck, yeah I'm fine S

Blair Waldorf checked in at Victrola

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Blair, Georgina, Jenny and 117 Others like ' I lost my virginity to Chuck Bass'

Blair likes 'Audrey Hepburn'

Blair likes 'im not a slut LOL jks im Serena Van Der Woodsen

Blair Likes 'Sorry cant, Nans got footy training'

Blair likes 'Dude she just called you a slut, OH hell no hold my whips & handcuffs'

Blair Waldorf commented on Jenny Humphreys Photo

Blair Waldorf commented on Serena Van Der Woodsen' status

Blair Waldorf commented on Chuck Bass' status

Blair Waldorf commented on Nate Archibald' Photo

Blair Waldorf commented on Chuck Bass' photo.

Blair Waldorf Feeling so good today, thanks for last night chuck, ah-mazing. Xx

Eleanor Waldorf and 69 others like this.

Serena Van Der Woodsen Keep it down next time

Blair Waldorf Don't act like we didn't catch you in the act last night, you nearly went all the way with Cabbage Patch in the kitchen.

Serena Van Der Woodsen Yeah but you just had to walk in didn't you!

Chuck Bass Not our fault Brooklyn has curfew or you could have been riding all night.

Serena Van Der Woodsen Ew Chuck, who asked you to speak

Blair Waldorf Me.

Daniel Humphrey Actually Chuck I didn't have curfew, in fact me and Serena went hard all night in your dads bed

Serena Van Der Woodsen DAN!

Daniel Humphrey sorry baby, love you xoxoxoxoxoxo

Serena Van Der Woodsen Aw love you too babe. Xoxoxo

Blair Waldorf excuse me while I go vomit

Serena Van Der Woodsen BLAIR! Thats not even funny you know how much I worry.


Chucks profile:

Charles Bass Getting high in the limo ft Nate

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Serena Van Der Woodsen Don't come home tonight plz? Eric is with Jonathon& Mom and Bart are at some Bass Ind. Thing.

Charles Bass Are you alone, Sis? (;

Serena Van Der Woodsen No I'm not, DONT COME HOME.

Charles Bass anything for you SIS.

Blair Waldorf come over 2nite?

Charles Bass whatevr u wnt bby

Nathaniel Archibald up for a drag man?

Charles Bass be there in 10.

Charles likes "Scarves", "enemies with benefits" and "FTW".

Charles Bass commented on Blair Waldorf's status

Charles Bass commented on Blair Waldorf's status

Charles Bass commented on Blair Waldorf's status

Charles Bass commented on Blair Waldorf's photo

Charles Bass commented on Serena Van Der Woodsen's status

Charles Bass commented on Eric Van Der Woodsen's status

Charles Bass commented on Nathaniel Archibald's status

Charles Bass is seeing someone

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Charles Bass likes "having a drag"

Charles Bass uploaded a photo … Last night's "occupant of my bed"

Nathaniel Archibald, Adam Schovf and 87 others like this.

Nathaniel Archibald daaamnnnn.

Serena Van Der Woodsen B wont be too happy bout this.

Charles Bass go back 2 bed.

Adam Schovf DAAYYUUMMM BABBBY.

Blair Waldorf WTF?

Jenny Humphrey ^LOL

Blair Waldorf STFU.


(A/N) Dan, Jenny, Nate & Vanessa coming soon...