Pulling a cigar out of my pocket I began thinking about my situation. It was unenviable, all right. Stuck with a bunch of school kids for a week. How the hell did I ever get in this dilemma? I scowled at the picture next to my bedside. It was the wife. I picked up the picture with fury, "This isn't The Price is Right – you told me we were going to The Price is Right!" and with that I threw the picture against the wall, watching it smash in to fragments of glass and wood.
I suppose I better introduce myself. The name's Flappy – Flappy Bird. I'm approximately eleven months old and lemme tell ya – life hasn't been a breeze for me. While some were born with a silver spoon firmly in their beaks, I was left to graft my way to the top through a lotta hard work. That's what earned me the title of "Super High School Level Flapper". Bet you're surprised right? I'm more than just a pretty face after all.
The first week was stressful. The bear told us that we had to either kill someone and get away with it or just live a life here. A guy like me has no chance of flapping in a place like this. It's driving me crazy. I just gotta stick it out and wait for someone to get whoever's behind this before I do.
My fellow students were driving me insane... How many times can a person hold off advances from Togami? If that guy puts his hand on my leg one more time I'm gonna flip. Luckily I've learned to make allies in here... Sakura has been teaching me taekwondo and I've been giving Celes a few gambling tricks. I'm just glad nobody has snapped yet. But it's only a matter of time. Someone always will eventually, I've seen it in the movies.
I flapped in to the kitchen and made myself a bowl of cereal. "What's a guy gotta do to get a cup of coffee around this joint?!" I spluttered as cereals began to splat out of my mouth. Now look what they made me do... those bastards... It was only a matter of time before I killed someone...