A/N: Don't own Twilight blah blah blah...yeah so now that's taken care of...on with the story! ENJOY! ;D

I had to be babysat…again. Why? I hated having them go out of there way to keep me away from Jacob. I mean it's just Jacob. This time I was stuck with Emmett and Alice. Everyone else had gone out with Edward to hunt. I was in Edward's room, curled up on his couch reading when I heard a blood curdling scream from down the hall. My eye's widened. What was wrong?

I sat down my book and carefully made my way down the hall to where I thought the scream had came from. The bathroom?

"Bella! Alice!" I heard Emmet shout from behind the bathroom door. Ha. I was right. I thought smugly.

Alice came bounding up the stairs, with a worried look. She had been downstairs watching television. "What's wrong with Em?" she asked pointing to the door. A confused look took over the worried look. I shrugged. Then, with my heart pounding, we both opened the door and walked in the bathroom.

It smelled like bleach. I looked around to see the problem.. There was a bucket of bleach-y water, and sponges on the floor. He must have been cleaning. Then I saw him. He was huddled in a corner between the toilet and the wall, holding his knees to his chest, his eyes were closed, taking in deep breaths that weren't needed…for him anyway. I've never seen Emmett scared before.

"What's wrong Emmett?" Alice said calmly. She kneeled beside him and touched his arm lightly. He flinched and opened his eyes. I guess he didn't notice her approach, but then again I didn't even see her walk past me, but he should have heard her.

I was getting really worried now. What could make Emmett, the strongest, most fearless person…well vampire (and that makes it ten times worse) so scared. He pointed in my direction. Now I was just confused. How and why would I scare Emmett?

"Bella?" Alice asked, just as confused as I was. He shook his head, but he stared at me wide eyed. Though it didn't look like he was looking directly at me.

No Emmett stared behind me wide eyed. I turned my head. Alice must have figured it out the same time I did, because we both started laughing.

There was a big black spider about the size of a quarter in the corner of the bathtub that stood behind me.

"It's NOT funny!" Emmett growled. But I just couldn't stop laughing. It was so funny! Emmett, big strong and fearless (or so I'd thought) was scared of a little thing like a spider.

"Y-yes it i-is," Alice said between laughs. She was holding her sides. I was starting to let tears come out and my stomach was aching when he said, "Will you please just kill it!?" He sounded like a little five year old. I laughed even more hearing the squeakiness of his voice. Alice nodded, laughing a little harder too, but we couldn't move.

When finally, I stopped laughing so hard I went over and stepped carefully in the bathtub. I let out a little giggle looking at the thing that had scared Emmett so senseless. Then I squished it quickly with my shoe. Behind me I still heard bits of laughter, and then a soft sigh escaped from Emmett. I wiped my shoe off on the rug, making sure none of the spider guts were there. Then started to leave with Alice, so he could go back to cleaning.

"Tell anyone, and I hurt you both," Emmett growled as he got to his feet behind us. He'd finally got his courage back now that the big scary spider was dead.

Alice and I were at the door, when we looked at each other and giggled. Then I managed to say as we continued to walk out the door, "We wouldn't dream out it."

That started Alice and I into another fit of laughter.

A/N:I hoped you liked it. IDK this story just popped into my head one day and I thought it would just be sooooooooo funny if HUGE Emmett (cause he's strong and very manly) would be scared of a itty bitty spider. lol. REVIEW my childern REVIEW!! You know you want to!! Please? Puppy dog face If you do you get your very own Emmett to comfort any way you please. waggles eyebrows Use your imagination!! ;D

LUPIN OUT!

Cho Raven Black:D